# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 391
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7811 "2023-06-30T09:18:29Z")
[DeSantis has signed a bill to allow dangerous materials to be used in road construction.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/?intcid=CNI-00-10aaa3b) Trigger the libs by creating toxic roads! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7812 "2023-06-30T09:32:29Z")
Abbott: “I’m going to make working conditions dangerous for road workers by removing the requirement for water breaks during heat waves!” DeSantis: “Hold my beer…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7813 "2023-06-30T09:33:50Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > [DeSantis has signed a bill to allow dangerous materials to be used in road construction.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/?intcid=CNI-00-10aaa3b) Trigger the libs by creating toxic roads! Shards of glass does wonders to improve traction during hurricanes. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7814 "2023-06-30T11:05:06Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > you offer him butterfly Baby Bop panties? Superhero underwear. He wasn’t into Barney and Baby Bop, he liked wrestlers and Batman. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7815 "2023-06-30T11:52:25Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > [DeSantis has signed a bill to allow dangerous materials to be used in road construction.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/?intcid=CNI-00-10aaa3b) Trigger the libs by creating toxic roads! _Just because it’s hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement doesn’t mean you should do it._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7816 "2023-06-30T11:54:19Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > > > [DeSantis has signed a bill to allow dangerous materials to be used in road construction.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/?intcid=CNI-00-10aaa3b) Trigger the libs by creating toxic roads! > > _Just because it’s hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement doesn’t mean you should do it._ - What if you’re preparing breakfast for Ron DeSantis? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7817 "2023-06-30T12:05:34Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > What if you’re preparing breakfast for Ron DeSantis? Did the egg have two daddies or mommies? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7818 "2023-06-30T12:09:27Z")
I’m pitting the writer of this article about [Biden using a sleep apnea device](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66049570). What’s the point of writing it and why is it international news? It feels like a backdoor attempt to say “He’s old and frail” without saying it since a lot of people might associate sleeping difficulties with “old person.” Or maybe that’s just my take on it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7819 "2023-06-30T12:13:20Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > What if you’re preparing breakfast for Ron DeSantis? > > Did the egg have two daddies or mommies? - Tell him it did then enjoy his hunger pangs. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7820 "2023-06-30T12:18:58Z")
And how typical of the lame stream fake news media to not even mention how Biden has been hiding this potential fatal and debilitating disease from the public!!! > “Since 2008, the President has disclosed his history with sleep apnea in thorough medical reports,” White House spokesman Andrew Bates said in a statement. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7821 "2023-06-30T12:32:00Z")
Interesting. Jeff Tiedrich had a blistering response to that which I will post if I can find it again; however, Twitter will not allow me to view it anymore. I don’t have an account, but before today I was able to look at tweets. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7822 "2023-06-30T12:38:31Z")
This one? [https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1674418165982572544?s=20](https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1674418165982572544?s=20) > Joe Biden uses a CPAP machine to help him sleep. so what? Donald Trump uses a girdle, lifts in his shoes, fluorescent tangerine makeup, a shit-ton of hairspray, a shapeless suit, and adult diapers to help him not feel like the weak insecure piece of shit failure that he is. and it’s not working ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7823 "2023-06-30T12:38:31Z")
🥷🏾!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7824 "2023-06-30T12:39:23Z")
Thanks, guys! So you can see Twitter, or do you have an account? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7825 "2023-06-30T12:40:02Z")
Sadly, yes. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7826 "2023-06-30T12:42:57Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > This one? > > [https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1674418165982572544?s=20](https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1674418165982572544?s=20) - > > > Joe Biden uses a CPAP machine to help him sleep. so what? Donald Trump uses a girdle, lifts in his shoes, fluorescent tangerine makeup, a shit-ton of hairspray, a shapeless suit, and adult diapers to help him not feel like the weak insecure piece of shit failure that he is. and it’s not working Either he didn’t use enough hairspray or his hair saw a Klingon. [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-04/5/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-07/sub-buzz-28792-1522948887-1.jpg) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-04/5/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-07/sub-buzz-28792-1522948887-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7827 "2023-06-30T12:46:17Z")
Yes, I have an account. I’m Rebo there, too. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7828 "2023-06-30T14:50:09Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > > > What if you’re preparing breakfast for Ron DeSantis? > > > > Did the egg have two daddies or mommies? - > > Tell him it did then enjoy his hunger pangs. Tell him quite honestly that it was produced by a single mother with no daddy whatsoever involved. That’ll probably upset him just as much. (Most egg laying chickens these days never see a rooster. Chickens will produce eggs with no rooster around; the eggs will be sterile, but when they’re to be sold for eating that’s actually preferable.) > [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Twitter will not allow me to view it anymore. I don’t have an account, but before today I was able to look at tweets. Shit. Ditto; and now all I seem to be getting is multiple boxes telling me to sign in or sign up. Nope. Ain’t doing that. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7829 "2023-06-30T15:18:31Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Thanks, guys! So you can see Twitter, or do you have an account? I have no account and could see nothing useful. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7830 "2023-06-30T15:24:13Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > Nope. Ain’t doing that. Ditto. There were several accounts I liked to check every day, and even being able to see what was trending was of interest. But I’m not signing up. Fuck you, Elon! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=390) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=392)