# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 393
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7851 "2023-07-04T07:50:00Z")
Since rainbows are a sign of G\*d’s [promise](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%209%3A13-17&version=NKJV) to never flood the earth again I find their current objections ironic. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7852 "2023-07-04T08:37:45Z")
The same people are also working to ensure that the earth gets flooded via rising oceans. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7853 "2023-07-04T15:30:46Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Since rainbows are a sign of G\*d’s [promise](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%209%3A13-17&version=NKJV) to never flood the earth again I find their current objections ironic. > [@Gyrate](#): > > The same people are also working to ensure that the earth gets flooded via rising oceans. If I believed in either of them, I’d strongly suspect that many of these people have actually been deluded into supporting the Opposition. Who’s supposed to be a very good liar, after all. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7854 "2023-07-04T16:07:53Z")
One can certainly make a strong argument for Trump being a false prophet. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7855 "2023-07-04T16:37:26Z")
Well, he does seem to generate a lot of false profit. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7856 "2023-07-04T16:55:04Z")
So committing blasphemy? Doesn’t that mean in theory God should stop the flooding so it doesn’t steal His stunt? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7857 "2023-07-04T17:01:28Z")
God promised that He would never flood the Earth again. He never said that we wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7858 "2023-07-04T17:21:17Z")
Maybe it’s why they keep buying enormous yachts. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7859 "2023-07-04T18:51:17Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > If I believed in either of them, I’d strongly suspect that many of these people have actually been deluded into supporting the Opposition. Deluded? If The Other Side could make them “winners” and/or screw with the Left, they would openly support it. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7860 "2023-07-04T19:51:12Z")
Heck, a lot of them already support Putin. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7861 "2023-07-04T23:05:13Z")
Man steals forklift from Lowes, and uses it for murder at Home Depot > **[Man charged with murder after police say he stole a forklift from Lowe's and...](https://www.insider.com/man-charged-murder-lowes-home-depot-stealing-forklift-ramming-woman-2023-7)** > > Maryland Police said the suspect stole a forklift from Lowe's and rammed it into a 73-year-old woman, killing her, in a Home Depot parking lot. > A Maryland man has been charged with first-degree murder after investigators say he stole a forklift from a Lowe’s Home Improvement Store and rammed it into a woman in the parking lot of a nearby Home Depot. > The sheriff’s office said that the 20-year-old suspect, Bryce Caleb Timothy Brown, broke into the business, stole a forklift, and rammed it through the back gates of the store. > > He then entered the Home Depot parking lot on the forklift and for “unknown reasons” rammed it into a car in the parking lot, the sheriff’s office said. > > A woman had been sleeping in the car, but got out and began to run away after her vehicle was struck, it added. > > The suspect then chased her and mowed her down before stealing her car and fleeing in it, according to the sheriff’s office. > The sheriff’s office said that the suspect and the victim did not know each other. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7862 "2023-07-04T23:13:05Z")
Never change, Klaus, you crazy bastard. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/B-lc70Mjp-U/hqdefault.jpg "Forkliftdriver Klaus") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-lc70Mjp-U) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7863 "2023-07-05T01:08:12Z")
Sounds like forklift man is nutso. Also sounds like he needs to be locked away from society for the rest of his miserable life. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7864 "2023-07-05T01:24:15Z")
Never mind. Posted already. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7865 "2023-07-05T01:33:22Z")
And driving a forklift without a license? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7866 "2023-07-05T01:35:40Z")
‘I wasn’t driving, I was traveling!’ ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7867 "2023-07-05T01:36:25Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Sounds like forklift man is nutso. Whoa, whoa; let’s not jump to conclusions here. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7868 "2023-07-05T02:06:13Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Never change, Klaus, you crazy bastard. What the hell did I just watch? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7869 "2023-07-05T02:49:18Z")
I think it’s a training video – of the this-is-why-you-don’t-do-that style. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/7870 "2023-07-05T03:05:27Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Whoa, whoa; let’s not jump to conclusions here. Agreed, it’s possible that he is a sane and responsible person, but the voices making him do stuff are total psychos. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=392) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=394)