# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8731 "2023-09-07T14:04:17Z")

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@eschereal, I’m partly faceblind. Who are they?

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8732 "2023-09-07T14:10:38Z")

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Sanders/Ye?  
Suddenly trying to put a good face on their tryst?

Really? I used that stupid appellation?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8733 "2023-09-07T14:30:03Z")

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Enrique Tarrio, I think.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8734 "2023-09-07T14:54:51Z")

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Yes, it is Tarrio and Huckabeast. Looks like from around 7~8 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8735 "2023-09-07T18:36:45Z")

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I developed a disease due to reflux that almost killed me; my esophagus was completely blocked for more than 24 hours and I couldn’t even drink water. I’ve stopped eating anything spicy and take PPIs every day and haven’t had a serious issue since.

But I’m guessing you are looking for an acute situation in an otherwise healthy person. 😉

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8736 "2023-09-07T22:36:45Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I developed a disease due to reflux that almost killed me; my esophagus was completely blocked for more than 24 hours and I couldn’t even drink water.

Same thing happened to me on Christmas Day in 2020 (less the almost killing me bit). If you ever get a definitive diagnosis, please share about it here (it’s apparently not a hiatal hernia).

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8737 "2023-09-07T22:39:02Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I developed a disease due to reflux that almost killed me; my esophagus was completely blocked for more than 24 hours and I couldn’t even drink water.

Same thing happened to me when I saw that picture of Sanders.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8738 "2023-09-07T23:23:54Z")

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There’s off road, and then there’s _off road_.

> **[This 2023 GMC Canyon AT4 Is Stuck on a Hiking Trail at 14,000 Feet in Colorado](https://autos.yahoo.com/2023-gmc-canyon-at4-stuck-220000665.html)**
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> The 2023 GMC Canyon AT4 may be one heck of an off-road pickup, but it has its limits as one driver learned the hard way in Colorado's Rockies.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8739 "2023-09-07T23:30:06Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> If you ever get a definitive diagnosis, please share about it here (it’s apparently not a hiatal hernia).

In my case I have [eosinophilic esophagitis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eosinophilic_esophagitis) (also known as EoE). They had to do an endoscopy to my throat and that’s when they saw the ridges that are a sure sign. Luckily in my case the trigger is spicy food, and I haven’t had another case in a couple of years since giving it up.

Before I ended up in the hospital, I’d been having intermittent problems swallowing for years, and had no idea what it was. I even thought it was psychosomatic, where my issue was caused by not relaxing enough while I ate. Nope, it’s just a very rare disease.

There’s no cure but in my case it’s easily treated.

One of those chips might kill me. (What ultimately sent me to the hospital were spicy chicken strips from McDonald’s; it was the last thing I ate before I wasn’t able to swallow anymore.)

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8740 "2023-09-08T00:43:52Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> There’s off road, and then there’s _off road_.

I really wish car companies wouldn’t run ads showing their cars/trucks/whatever going places that they shouldn’t be going. Even if the vehicle and driver are capable of it – they do damage.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8741 "2023-09-08T01:22:36Z")

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…they always have to be on the edge of a fucking cliff.

Anyway…

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8742 "2023-09-08T02:15:07Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> There’s off road, and then there’s _off road_.

I got lost and ended up on a trail just like that in Colorado, about 25 miles west, with the exception that it actually was wide enough for a truck. I didn’t feel comfortable at all on that kind of loose rock, so we turned around and found out where we were supposed to be.

And that is how I didn’t end up a national laughing stock.

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**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8743 "2023-09-08T05:45:24Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I got lost and ended up on a trail just like that in Colorado,

Was it [Black Bear Road](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tozRmtD_gsU)? (song by C.W. McCall of “Convoy” fame)

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8744 "2023-09-08T07:39:39Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> […]and the people who eat them invariably wind up crying, drooling, vomiting and shitting themselves… it’s possible that your food product shouldn’t really be on the market.[…]

But by that rationale, we’d have to ban alcohol again.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8745 "2023-09-08T11:12:41Z")

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Been there done that. Not sure if it was that exact trail though. But it’s real close to my house. You can drive to the top of Mt Bross which is a fourteener just on the other side of the valley from my house. I see it from my deck. There is only about a month of the year that it’s free enough of snow to do it.

I don’t do that stuff anymore though. Its really scary. If you rolled, you may roll hundreds of feet.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8746 "2023-09-08T12:18:27Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> A man tried to paddle from Florida to London in a homemade vehicle he called a “bubble.

Man I wish I’d clicked on that link earlier. That photo tells a thousand words.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8747 "2023-09-08T12:33:09Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Man I wish I’d clicked on that link earlier. That photo tells a thousand words.

And none of them are “good idea.”

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**Author:** ![Sinaptics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Sinaptics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinaptics)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8748 "2023-09-08T15:57:44Z")

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I hate when they show them drifting around turns. I don’t want my car to skid. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8749 "2023-09-08T16:46:32Z")

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> [@Sinaptics](#):
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> I hate when they show them drifting around turns.

Haven’t you noticed? The pinnacle of great driving is not to get someplace quickly, but to turn rubber into smoke.

I’m not sure exactly when that happened. Nobody asked my opinion; I must have been out.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/8750 "2023-09-08T16:53:47Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> > [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > A man tried to paddle from Florida to London in a homemade vehicle he called a “bubble.
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> Man I wish I’d clicked on that link earlier. That photo tells a thousand words.

The first two of which - as the article notes - are “Florida Man”.

I have to say, though, that contraption is whole lot better put together than I envisioned when I heard this story on the radio. I could see it being okay for a lake or a pool.

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