# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 456
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9111 "2023-10-17T17:28:33Z")
I searched on ‘hog’, and didn’t see it in the article. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9112 "2023-10-17T17:36:39Z")
So I’m thinking donnie jr has graduated to acid. It almost sounds like the Onion. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9113 "2023-10-17T18:10:13Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I searched on ‘hog’, and didn’t see it in the article. That was a joke, son. > **[30-50 Feral Hogs](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs)** > > Feral Hogs refers to a hypothetical argument made on Twitter defending the ownership of assault rifles which posited that such weaponry would be necessary to combat the "30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids... And feral hogs are apparently a [real problem](https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/n8hw3d). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9114 "2023-10-17T18:13:38Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > > I searched on ‘hog’, and didn’t see it in the article. > > That was a joke, son. > > [30-50 Feral Hogs | Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs) > > And feral hogs are apparently a [real problem](https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/n8hw3d). - Because they’re smarter than feral Trumps. And cuter. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9115 "2023-10-17T18:57:53Z")
Never heard of the meme. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9116 "2023-10-17T20:51:57Z")
Me either, but then again I don’t spend a lot of time on Twitter (or X or whatever the fuck they want to rebrand it to, Elmonet maybe). ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9117 "2023-10-17T20:58:11Z")
Republicans should not suggest that everyone arm themselves. Be careful of what you wish for ya dumb ass. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9118 "2023-10-17T21:21:52Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Me either, but then again I don’t spend a lot of time on Twitter (or X or whatever the fuck they want to rebrand it to, Elmonet maybe). You spend a lot of time here, though. [https://boards.straightdope.com/search?context=topic&context\_id=931945&q=30-50%20feral%20hogs&skip\_context=true](https://boards.straightdope.com/search?context=topic&context_id=931945&q=30-50%20feral%20hogs&skip_context=true) ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9119 "2023-10-17T22:47:35Z")
What a piece of work you are, @Darren_Garrison. So desperate to score points that you gratuitously made a search and posted it, just to make a point against a much better poster than you will ever dream of being (I say this not knowing much about that other poster, but knowing that being better than you is a pretty low bar). Anyway, thank you for showing yourself for what you are, yet again, in the Pit, so that I can tell you what I think of you. Too bad you aren’t in the news, or you’d be a really good fit for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9120 "2023-10-17T23:10:34Z")
Okay, boomer. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9121 "2023-10-18T00:05:51Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > You spend a lot of time here, though. Yup and proud of it! 🤗 ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9122 "2023-10-18T19:20:50Z")
It’s pretty cliche at this point, but a fan ran onto the field after last night’s NLCS game and paid the price. > ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9123 "2023-10-18T19:56:11Z")
Reminds me of this: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/q7LQP4Y.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/q7LQP4Y) Willie’s like, “What the fuck?” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9124 "2023-10-19T20:36:16Z")
I think this might apply: > **[Defense team withdraws from case of two girls slain in Delphi, Indiana](https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/cameras-in-court-delphi-murders-liberty-german-abigail-williams-richard-allen/)** > > Richard Allen's trial had been scheduled for January, but will now have to be rescheduled. In particular the defense in that case has been: > In court filings last month, defense attorneys accused investigators of ignoring critical evidence from the scene – [linking the killings to a group called “Odinism.”](https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/attorneys-murders-delphi-indiana-white-nationalist-pagans/) > > “Members of a pagan Norse religion, called Odinism, hijacked by white nationalists, ritualistically sacrificed Abigail Williams and Liberty German,” the attorneys state said in the filing. > Carroll County Prosecutor Nicholas McLeland called the theory a “fanciful defense for social media to devour” in response to the defense filing. It’s basically the old 1980s “SATAN WORSHIPPERS ARE OUT TO GET US!” panic that they’re appealing to, under a different name. As to why the defense team withdrew from the case… > Thursday’s hearing was expected to cover several topics, including leaked information being shared online. Allen’s defense attorneys had taken responsibility for the leak and could have been removed from the case on Thursday before voluntarily withdrawing. I guess Trump doesn’t have a monopoly on bad defense attorneys. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9125 "2023-10-19T21:25:10Z")
Thanks to you all I’m now getting feral hogs in my Google News Feed. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9126 "2023-10-19T21:28:57Z")
Oh no! Once you let them at the Feed, you’d need a mountain of assault rifles to get them out ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9127 "2023-10-22T00:14:06Z")
The defense contended that two guards at the prison where Richard Allen’s being held have connections to Odinism. This weird-sounding allegation got a bit of support, when it turned out that the guards were wearing patches on their uniforms that have been linked to Odinism, but aren’t in the guards’ case, to hear them tell it. One of them “said that while he does not practice Odinism, he does follow “Norse Paganism Heathenry.”” Well alrighty then. 🤪 [https://www.foxnews.com/us/delphi-murders-suspect-richard-allen-not-being-harassed-alleged-cult-members-prison-prosecutors-say:](https://www.foxnews.com/us/delphi-murders-suspect-richard-allen-not-being-harassed-alleged-cult-members-prison-prosecutors-say:) This patch-wearing (since ended) was used in defense claims that Allen was being abused by two guards (presumably the same ones). But it seems like an enormous hop, skip and jump to the conclusion that the girls were murdered by an Odinist conspiracy that has tentacles stretching into the prison. 🕵️‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9128 "2023-10-22T01:11:52Z")
I keep reading that as Onanist (and wondering if I’ve been part of the conspiracy since middle school…). ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9129 "2023-10-22T01:12:39Z")
Late bloomer? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9130 "2023-10-22T01:18:13Z")
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