# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2021, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/907 "2021-07-25T02:16:10Z")
Idiot fill in race track announcer goes on racist rant, gets fired. But he’s welcome and applauded at his home track. > **[Iowa race track fires PA announcer after rant against 'folks' with...](https://sports.yahoo.com/iowa-race-track-fires-pa-announcer-after-rant-against-folks-with-darker-toned-skin-color-071300746.html)** > > Another track manager reportedly promised the announcer would receive a standing ovation for his comments. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/908 "2021-07-26T11:21:24Z")
> [@](#): > > If you won’t stand for our flag, if you’re gonna take a knee, if you’re gonna feel you have rights — you have the right to remain silent for most of the time — but I got four words for you: Find a different country, if you won’t do it. Get the hell out of Dodge. > > Yes! A lot of people have sacrificed many things in their lives for us to be able to do these liberties. And if you feel that’s alright, well I don’t know, you just don’t have a right. Nothing says “I respect the liberties generations of servicemen and women fought and died for” like demanding that people conform and obey without complaint or dissent. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/909 "2021-07-26T15:27:18Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > but I got four words for you: Find a different country, if you won’t do it. Get the hell out of Dodge. I love it when they cannot count. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/910 "2021-07-26T17:08:07Z")
> [@Announcer](#): > > Get the hell out of Dodge I think he meant Fort Dodge. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/911 "2021-07-26T22:30:27Z")
MORONS!!! [https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gop-congressman-who-thought-he-had-natural-immunity-gets-covid-a-second-time-this-episode-is-far-more-challenging/ar-AAMzyRO?li=BBnbfcL](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gop-congressman-who-thought-he-had-natural-immunity-gets-covid-a-second-time-this-episode-is-far-more-challenging/ar-AAMzyRO?li=BBnbfcL) ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/912 "2021-07-26T22:36:59Z")
What do you think the odds are that that moron had covid in January? He had some unknown respiratory infection and back calculated that it was covid. Were they even testing for it in January? The first US case was a Washington State resident who returned from Wuhan, China on January 15 who was diagnosed on January 21st. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/913 "2021-07-26T22:46:40Z")
The logic escapes me. Last year, this guy came up and punched me in the face. Everyone told me he might do that, and that I should step back and put my hands up. But I figured ‘fuck that’. But surely, he cannot walk up and punch me a second time! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/914 "2021-07-26T22:51:50Z")
Ronny Jackson, once again reminding us that he’s the Rudy Giuliani of the medical profession: > **[Physician mocked for glowing review of Trump’s health claims Biden mentally...](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-trump-physician-white-house-b1889480.html)** > > ‘He’s either gonna resign from office in the near future for medical issues or they will have to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of this man,’ former White House doctor and current Republican representative claims Jackson thinks Biden is mentally deteriorating and will resign. Because we all know how objective, competent and fact-based his medical opinions are. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/915 "2021-07-27T01:42:57Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > The logic > escapes me [I suspect](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/911140/6464) that the “logic” is along the lines of “I stupidly assumed that my undiagnosed January 2020 illness was COVID and would give me natural immunity so I didn’t get vaccinated, and now I better talk about a Chinese conspiracy to distract from my irresponsible stupidity”. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/916 "2021-07-27T20:02:23Z")
> **[Got your COVID vaccine? Stay out, says California restaurateur decrying...](https://amp.sacbee.com/news/coronavirus/article253039643.html)** > > “We have zero tolerance for treasonous, anti-American stupidity.” Restaurant has a sign on the entrance warning you that you have to have proof that you have not been vaccinated in order to come in. Proof. That you have not been vaccinated. How does that … oh, nevermind. (Sac Bee is not a satire pub, is it?) ---
**Author:** ![gdave](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gdave/32/3683_2.png) [@gdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gdave)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/917 "2021-07-27T20:07:00Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Proof. That you have not been vaccinated. How does that … oh, nevermind. Well, to be fair, the article quotes an anonymous employee as saying their not actually going to check vaccine status, and the quotes from the owner make it pretty clear they’re trolling and the whole thing is just a performance piece, not a real policy. Not that that’s really _better_… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/918 "2021-07-27T20:14:09Z")
Check out their facebook page ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/919 "2021-07-27T20:22:10Z")
> [@](#): > > “I feel blessed to be on the front lines of this battle in defense of Liberty and Freedom, willing to put everything at risk for it, pledging our business as a ‘Constitutional Battleground’ since day one of the lockdowns on March 19th, 2020,” Roman said. “We have never complied with any restrictions since […]" Not sure how the “never complying with any restrictions” thing is working out for them legally, but if we did end up with all the anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers self-segregating into defiantly non-compliant establishments that sensible people could then stay the hell away from, that at least would be a step forward. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/920 "2021-07-27T21:11:36Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Not sure how the “never complying with any restrictions” thing is working out for them legally, Yea, I’d be really keen to go eat at an establishment that does not want to follow any health department rules. “Don’t tell me my staff have to wash their hands after taking a dump! It’s their God-given right to put their shit encrusted hands into your food!” “Rats? Sure we’ve got em. Lots. They’re regularly running across the salad bar. But ain’t no commie leftie health inspector nazi gonna tell me what to do. So we’re not getting rid of them.” ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/921 "2021-07-27T21:26:23Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Yea, I’d be really keen to go eat at an establishment that does not want to follow any health department rules. > > “Don’t tell me my staff have to wash their hands after taking a dump! It’s their God-given right to put their shit encrusted hands into your food!” This concept of freedumb has been the GOP Way even before the rise of Wussolini: > **[Senator Is Totally Fine with Optional Hand-Washing at Restaurants](https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19529404/hand-washing-not-optional/)** > > Here's why we're not > Restaurant workers shouldn’t be forced to wash their hands after going to the bathroom, U.S. Sen. Thom Tillis argued in a videotaped discussion this week. Yes, he’s talking about the people who touch your food. Fondling your fries. After wiping their butts… ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/922 "2021-07-27T21:45:48Z")
And don’t even get me started on this shit about keeping hot foods hot and cold foods cold! Do you know how much that racks up my cost of doing business? Did Adam and Eve have refrigerators and hot plates in the Garden of Eden? Well, did they? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/923 "2021-07-27T23:44:24Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Not sure how the “never complying with any restrictions” thing is working out for them legally, but if we did end up with all the anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers self-segregating into defiantly non-compliant establishments that sensible people could then stay the hell away from, that at least would be a step forward. I fully support restaurants and other businesses allowing unvaccinated people to come into their facilities without masks or taking other precautions. I do however object to letting them leave. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/924 "2021-07-28T00:02:20Z")
well, not this fool so much as the fools dumb enough to listen to him. [Mike Lindell vows that Biden and Harris will resign after seeing his “evidence” on Aug. 13 (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mike-lindell-vows-that-biden-and-harris-will-resign-after-seeing-his-evidence-on-aug-13/ar-AAMDeul?ocid=entnewsntp) What a pathetic moron. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/925 "2021-07-28T00:21:10Z")
But if that happens, I’m sure Trump and his followers will welcome President Pelosi. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/926 "2021-07-28T05:01:18Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > well, not this fool so much as the fools dumb enough to listen to him. > > [Mike Lindell vows that Biden and Harris will resign after seeing his “evidence” on Aug. 13 (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mike-lindell-vows-that-biden-and-harris-will-resign-after-seeing-his-evidence-on-aug-13/ar-AAMDeul?ocid=entnewsntp) Do we have any Dopers here willing to listen to his symposium and see all his “evidence”, so the rest of us don’t have to? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=47)