# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 490
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9791 "2023-12-22T00:51:14Z")
What got me was, “At least we’re not North Dakota”. 😅 ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9792 "2023-12-22T02:43:19Z")
And nothing about the obvious superiority of mustard-based BBQ sauce? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9793 "2023-12-22T04:45:34Z")
Carolina BBQ sauce is the best yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9794 "2023-12-22T14:09:54Z")
Where does the QR code lead to? I’m afraid to try it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9795 "2023-12-22T14:15:06Z")
Just “my” name and address and the DMV phone # and website. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9796 "2023-12-22T17:42:28Z")
I know it’s twitter, but it’s pretty funny (not) to watch this asswipe realize that what he’s just been mocking Joe Biden for was actually Trump. God Damn me, I fucking hate these people. > ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9797 "2023-12-22T17:51:36Z")
I have another one today. The has been actor John Schneider, has tweeted that Joe and Hunter Biden should both be publicly hung. Idiot. > **[John Schneider Under Secret Service Investigation After Calling for Joe Biden...](https://people.com/john-schneider-speaks-out-after-controversial-joe-biden-tweet-8419541)** > > The Secret Service has reportedly launched an investigation following John Schneider's social media post that called for President Joe Biden to be hung. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9798 "2023-12-22T17:53:00Z")
“They said you was hung!” “And they was right!” ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9799 "2023-12-22T17:55:10Z")
They’re just so used to saying vile things they don’t stop to think that some vile things are illegal to say. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9800 "2023-12-22T17:55:54Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > The has been actor John Schneider, He was in Dukes of Hazard, but was he an actor? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9801 "2023-12-22T17:57:07Z")
That article you linked to is fucking bizarre. Did you see the donut costume? It starts out about calling for the President’s death and ends with him talking about his dead wife. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9802 "2023-12-22T17:58:45Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Did you see the donut costume? Yes. The stuff of nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9803 "2023-12-22T18:05:26Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > He was in Dukes of Hazard, but was he an actor? I liked him in _Smallville_. > [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > That article you linked to is fucking bizarre. Did you see the donut costume? I don’t think it’s spoilery at this point to mention that he was on _The Masked Singer_, that was his persona on that show. Yeah that was a fucked up costume, but they’ve had **much** worse, I’m sorry to say. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9804 "2023-12-22T18:08:04Z")
If my husband built that to honor my life I’d crawl out of my grave just to ask him what the fuck he is doing. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9805 "2023-12-22T18:44:37Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I know it’s twitter, but it’s pretty funny (not) to watch this asswipe realize that what he’s just been mocking Joe Biden for was actually Trump. God Damn me, I fucking hate these people… And they are not even embarrassed by stepping on their own dicks. Just roll right into excuses for Trump. Rogan shows he is in an information bubble. He had not heard of Trump burbling about Revolutionary War airports before - because he’s both stupid and information-challenged. Emblematic of Trump supporters; Ignorant, stupid and proud of it. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9806 "2023-12-22T18:50:05Z")
I liked how Joe went from mocking Biden (”You’re done.”) to making excuses when it was Trump that actually said the stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9807 "2023-12-22T19:03:22Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I liked how Joe went from mocking Biden (”You’re done.”) to making excuses when it was Trump that actually said the stupid.. Didn’t even skip a beat. Had no problem at all switching. His brain didn’t even sense any discontinuity. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9808 "2023-12-22T20:23:02Z")
Probably true of his listeners, too. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9809 "2023-12-22T20:24:49Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I liked how Joe went from mocking Biden (”You’re done.”) to making excuses when it was Trump that actually said the stupid. Biden’s doctors would be concerned and he’d be done in any job except for US Pres. Trump just messed up his words. Big difference! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9810 "2023-12-22T20:39:30Z")
We have a nominee for Dumbest Californian. > **[California man charged with threatening to 'unabomb' FBI field office](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/california-man-charged-threatening-unabomb-fbi-field-office/story?id=105876332)** > > A California man was charged with threatening to "unabomb" an FBI field office. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=489) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=491)