# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 491
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9811 "2023-12-22T20:56:52Z")
This guy acted so dumb that I have to assume it’s a mental illness. Or he really wanted _badly_ to go to jail. ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9812 "2023-12-23T12:33:53Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > “They said you was hung!” > “And they was right!” take your time! … well hung, they said … well hung! . and right they was ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9813 "2023-12-23T14:12:31Z")
Hey, if your shopping isn’t done, I have a great gift idea! It’s sure to make memories! > **[Anti-Woke Beer Company Rivals Bud Light Launching 'Real Women' Calendar...](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/anti-woke-beer-company-rivals-191411931.html)** > > The brewing industry, which traditionally focused on themes of patriotism, sports and classic Americana, recently has witnessed a cultural and marketing shift with Bud Light's recent foray into more progressive advertising by featuring transgender... ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9814 "2023-12-23T14:35:19Z")
Now, what would really make that story complete would be if it turned out that some of the models are transwomen… ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9815 "2023-12-23T15:21:49Z")
Barf. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9816 "2023-12-23T18:52:09Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > It’s sure to make memories! I suspect a number of those “real women” have fake parts. (Silicone and such.) ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9817 "2023-12-23T19:01:50Z")
How very novel. It’s soo unusual for a company to make a calendar with scantily clad (or naked) women posing in suggestive ways. What trail blazers these guys are. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9818 "2023-12-23T21:34:35Z")
Back to the future. Or moving backwards into the future more like. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9819 "2023-12-24T15:50:06Z")
> **[Oak Creek man accused; hiding camera in vent to capture video of teen](https://www.fox6now.com/news/oak-creek-man-accused-hiding-camera-video)** > > A 49-year-old Oak Creek man is accused of hiding a camera in a vent to capture video without a teenage girl's knowledge. Someone finds a camera in a bedroom air vent and notifies the police. Naturally, he denied it, who wouldn’t, but… -The defendant told officers that they had some maintenance workers in there recently to check the air filters and to check the vents. A review of the maintenance logs showed this to be a false statement -a review of the defendant’s Amazon account "showed purchases of eight (8) separate spy or hidden cameras -the defendant’s phone showed an application had been deleted off his phone that was the accompanying application to the spy camera -When the defendant was arrested, a search “revealed a spy camera in his pocket…” -the video "shows the defendant’s face and depicts the defendant holding the drill used to uninstall and reinstall the grate of the vent ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9820 "2023-12-24T22:21:39Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > -the video "shows the defendant’s face and depicts the defendant holding the drill used to uninstall and reinstall the grate of the vent I dig those kinds of cases _so_ much… ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9821 "2023-12-25T02:05:59Z")
Here’s one I posted a while back… > [@Joey\_P](#): > > If you’re going to hide a camera in someone’s bedroom, make sure you don’t record yourself doing it. > > [Waukesha man accused; hidden camera captures video of woman](https://www.fox6now.com/news/waukesha-man-accused-hidden-camera-video-woman) > > > The first couple of files on the SD “depict an Asian male installing the camera in a bedroom,” the complaint says. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9822 "2023-12-25T02:33:33Z")
IOW > Testing, testing. Is this thing on? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9823 "2023-12-26T06:22:05Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > When the defendant was arrested, a search “revealed a spy camera in his pocket… I think we can rule out being happy to see the arresting officer. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9824 "2023-12-26T19:43:26Z")
**Florida Teens** > **[Sister killed after teen brothers get into gunfight over presents on...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/pinellas-county-sheriff-gives-deadly-132241446.html)** > > Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri is set to give an update on a deadly shooting that happened on Christmas Eve in Largo. > [T]he 14-years-old and 15-years-old got into an argument while Christmas shopping with the family on Sunday. According to the sheriff, the 15-year-old was jealous over the number of gifts their mother was buying his brother. … > > Initially, the 15-year-old refused to engage in the fight and the boys’ uncle separated them. The 14-year-old reportedly left the home and went outside. His sister told them to “leave that stuff alone. Why you trying to start it, it’s Christmas.” > > Then the 14-year-old and his sister, who was carrying her 10-month-old son in a baby carrier, began to argue. The 14-year-old turned to his sister, called her a number of derogatory terms, and then shot her in the chest with a .40 caliber semi automatic handgun, according to the sheriff’s office. > > After the shooting, the 15-year-old reportedly open fire on his brother, saying “you shot my m\*\*\*\*\* f\*\*\*\*\*\* sister.” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9825 "2023-12-26T20:31:12Z")
Anyone who has a family spat on Christmas, see if you can top that one. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9826 "2023-12-26T20:43:44Z")
I’d really rather not, if you don’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9827 "2023-12-26T20:43:55Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Anyone who has a family spat on Christmas, see if you can top that one. The only small mercy is that I mis-read it the first time. The deceased sister with a 10-month-old baby was not a 14-year-old. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9828 "2023-12-26T20:44:59Z")
I can’t even come close. We had some very upsetting holidays when I was younger and my momster was still alive. However, the only weapons were sharp words and emotional abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9829 "2023-12-26T20:55:37Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > see if you can top that one. He topped his sister. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/9830 "2023-12-26T20:57:58Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > He topped his sister. Oh, for fuck’s sake that’s cold. (But funny in a really sick way.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=490) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=492)