# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1128 "2021-09-08T16:56:04Z")
Here’s the “stupid moron too stupid to know he would go viral in a bad way” of the week. > **[Man Confronts Bikini-Clad Beachgoers Saying Kids Shouldn't See Pornography](https://www.newsweek.com/man-confronts-girls-beach-bikini-pornography-video-tiktok-1627007)** > > The man told the bikini-clad girls: "If men of God don't stand up then our society's going to go down the drain because there's no morality." ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1129 "2021-09-08T17:02:39Z")
Man goes to the beach, is HORRIFIED to see women in bathing suits. (This feels like an _Onion_ headline.) ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1130 "2021-09-08T17:05:34Z")
Yeah, I mean for heaven’s sake, is it 1960 or something all of a sudden? I thought people stopped being shocked by bikinis on American beaches over a half-century ago. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1131 "2021-09-08T17:18:15Z")
> “The reason being is being introduced to pornography from a young age destroyed me, and in that moment a rigeous anger to defend and protect young eyes came over me. > “To clear everything up, I’m not going to apologise, I’m going to continue to stand on the truth and the word of God.” > He added that pornography and lust is at an all time high, and even went as far as to attack people who are gender fluid. He went on to say that he “was hoping and planning to go on a rampage, and murder a handful of women at massage parlors, but that … that was so last Spring.” /s “Y’all Qaeda,” indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1132 "2021-09-08T17:22:27Z")
_“With a capital T that rhymes with B that stands for ‘bikini’!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1133 "2021-09-08T17:29:23Z")
All of his FB posts are about how wonderful Jesus is–except for the ones about how wonderful Trump is. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1134 "2021-09-08T17:57:47Z")
Wait, a guy who is opposed to young women wearing bikinis in public, allegedly on grounds of morality and modesty, is a fan of Donald Trump? [Creepy Miss-Universe-pageant-owning contestant-ogling Donald “I made the heels higher and the bathing suits smaller” Trump?](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/a-timeline-of-donald-trumps-creepiness-while-he-owned-miss-universe-191860/) I mean, these stupid MFers are devoid of any rational consistency whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1135 "2021-09-08T18:13:36Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Wait, a guy who is opposed to young women wearing bikinis in public, allegedly on grounds of morality and modesty, is a fan of Donald Trump? Yep. > **[Log into Facebook](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1259840267810584&id=100013538685285)** > > Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know. (And he has suddenly turned off commenting for all his posts. But hasn’t made them private or scrubbed the account yet, which is the next step.) ---
**Author:** ![Ziberian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/919ad9/32.png) [@Ziberian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ziberian)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1136 "2021-09-08T18:17:24Z")
Then posted a video explaining his side of the story. Which did NOT help his cause. But did give people enough info to identify him. [https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/pk2ynz/yall\_remember\_that\_video\_of\_that\_grown\_ass\_man/](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/pk2ynz/yall_remember_that_video_of_that_grown_ass_man/) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1137 "2021-09-08T18:49:04Z")
You can’t have Religion without self-righteousness. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1138 "2021-09-08T19:05:48Z")
BTW, this ^ story happened in Fort Collins, Colorado – a college town, where friends of mine live. It’s worth nothing that Fort Collins was also home to the “Free The Nipple” lawsuit that ended the ‘discriminatory’ law that said a man’s bare breast could be exposed but a woman’s bare breast could not: > **[Free The Nipple-Fort Collins v. City of Fort Collins, 916 F.3d 792 | Casetext...](https://casetext.com/case/collins-v-city-of-fort-collins)** > > Read Free The Nipple-Fort Collins v. City of Fort Collins, 916 F.3d 792, see flags on bad law, and search Casetext’s comprehensive legal database My friends told me that, on several occasions, they saw topless women walking on local walking/bike paths since that court decision. This particular nut-bag would have lost his ever-lovin’ mind if he saw _that_ instead of bikinis 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1139 "2021-09-08T19:54:07Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > This particular nut-bag would have lost his ever-lovin’ mind if he saw _that_ instead of bikinis I’ll bet he plays the Janet Jackson costume malfunction over and over and over and over. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1140 "2021-09-08T20:08:38Z")
Tahini? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1141 "2021-09-08T20:33:05Z")
At risk of being whooshed: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LI_Oe-jtgdI/hqdefault.jpg "The Music Man "Ya Got Trouble"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_Oe-jtgdI) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1142 "2021-09-08T20:48:57Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pBVqxsmAiWc/hqdefault.jpg "Schmigadoon Episode 5 Tribulation") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVqxsmAiWc) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/a_8-diklXw4/maxresdefault.jpg "The Flim Flam Brothers Song (The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000) | MLP: FiM [HD]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_8-diklXw4) ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1143 "2021-09-09T13:08:15Z")
Morons. But this could go in the police interaction thread or in the Quarantine Zone as well. The real cards are free. 🙂 > **[State troopers accused of making fake vaccination cards resign after...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/state-troopers-accused-making-fake-141914309.html)** > > Authorities said Shawn Sommers, Raymond Witkowski and David Pfindel “are suspected of having varying roles in the creation of fraudulent covid-19 vaccination cards, which may be a violation of federal law.” ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1144 "2021-09-09T14:18:33Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Here’s the “stupid moron too stupid to know he would go viral in a bad way” of the week. Mighty Hand gives Logan Dorn (who is _not_ a cool combo of Wolverine and Worf) the Middle Finger. > **[Man Who Confronted Bikini-Clad Women Loses Job After Video Goes Viral](https://www.newsweek.com/logan-dorn-man-confronted-bikini-clad-women-video-fired-job-colorado-1627392)** > > His employer, Mighty Hand Construction, said in a statement that the company "does not condone Logan's behavior in the videos." The truth has set him free! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1145 "2021-09-09T14:30:01Z")
While I’m generally in favor of “consequences” in a broad sense, the problem with all these nasty stupid MFs losing their jobs is that it will only make them even worse. And desperate. And likely to do something even nastier and more stupid. Not sure I have a solution though. Stupid gonna stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1146 "2021-09-09T15:04:34Z")
He still has his job at Gold’s Gym. Probably. Today. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1147 "2021-09-09T15:09:55Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > While I’m generally in favor of “consequences” in a broad sense, the problem with all these nasty stupid MFs losing their jobs is that it will only make them even worse. Well, they can always go into politics! Or at least get on the wingnut welfare circuit getting paid to spout moronic nonsense. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945.md?page=58)