# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1930 "2021-12-04T17:26:56Z")

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You pale piece of a pig’s ear.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1931 "2021-12-04T20:07:42Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Doesn’t this sort of accident require that the guy wasn’t wearing pants or trousers at the time? Or did it just tear through the fabric?

Maybe he’s Scottish.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1932 "2021-12-05T02:33:35Z")

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One of the lawyers of the Michigan shooter’s parents was an attorney for Larry Nassar, the Michigan doctor who sexually assaulted members of the US women’s gymnastics team.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1933 "2021-12-05T09:16:47Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> TBF that’s probably where Master Crumbley got it from.

That’s certainly not impossible, but it’s really not an easy line of dialogue to encounter in the game - it pops up once, in a DLC, only if you pick a certain way to resolve the DLC main quest, and even then only if you have one particular companion out of 17 possible companions in a game where (without mods) you can only have one companion at a time. Granted, it’s a fairly popular companion (Nick Valentine), but in the 223 hours Steam says I’ve put into F4 I’ve never encountered the line and wouldn’t even have known it was in the game because I’ve never finished that one quest in that one way with that one companion.

It just reeks of yet another attempt to blame video games for mass shootings like sensationalists and moral crusaders have been trying to do for 20+ years now.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1934 "2021-12-05T14:33:26Z")

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Was Lin Wood all booked up, I wonder?

(Before he went apeshit, Wood represented Patsy Ramsey, Richard Jewell and Gary Condit, among other. His clients AFTER he went crazy included Nicholas Sandmann and the McCloskeys. )

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1935 "2021-12-05T18:31:05Z")

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Sylvester Stallone posted an image of himself wearing a hat with a Q on it and the caption, “Into the Storm”, which is a QAnon slogan.

> **[Sylvester Stallone Excites QAnon by Wearing Q Hat, 'Into the Storm' Remark](https://www.newsweek.com/sylvester-stallone-qanon-storm-hat-1655765)**
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> The actor posted an image of himself on a plane with a caption believed to be a nod to the radical conspiracy.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1936 "2021-12-05T18:33:07Z")

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A group of right wingers from the Patriot Front marched through Washington last night, then they tried to leave and their U Hauls they hired to pick them up had to make several trips to take them to wherever it was they spawned from.  
Note that they seemed to have no problem wearing masks.

> **[White Supremacists Stage Bizarro Rally in Downtown D.C., Find Themselves...](https://www.thedailybeast.com/patriot-front-white-nationalists-stage-bizarro-rally-in-downtown-dc-find-themselves-stranded)**
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> Though they intended to “reclaim America,” members of Patriot Front had more than enough trouble reclaiming their own ride.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1937 "2021-12-05T18:33:56Z")

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MTG apparently thinks that cancer is contagious.

> **[Marjorie Taylor Greene Blasts COVID Rules, Compares Infections to Cancer](https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-blasts-covid-rules-says-not-single-school-has-closed-due-cancer-1656127)**
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> The Georgia Republican noted the U.S. has never "shut down" due to cancer-related deaths, prompting critics to point out cancer isn't contagious.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1938 "2021-12-05T19:14:09Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Note that they seemed to have no problem wearing masks.

Hoods are so last century.

My takeaway was this,

> Asked about the reason for the march, Rousseau said, “Our demonstrations are an exhibition of our unified capability to organize, to show our strength—not as brawlers or public nuisances, but as men capable of illustrating a message and seeking an America that more closely resembles the interests of its true people.”

So… Native Americans then?

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1939 "2021-12-05T19:22:09Z")

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Rousseau? I assume it’s not the social contract guy.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1940 "2021-12-06T04:44:16Z")

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Dinesh D’Souza claims it was a false flag because they were wearing masks so they couldn’t be identified.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1941 "2021-12-06T05:01:42Z")

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There is a particular irony to that claim, as “antifa” itself is essentially a non-existent false flag boogeyman group cooked up by the RWers to induce anxiety. To accuse a false-flag entity of mounting a false-flag operation puts the entire universe at risk of folding up and collapsing into the vortdox.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1942 "2021-12-06T05:21:37Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Dinesh D’Souza claims it was a false flag because they were wearing masks so they couldn’t be identified.

That’s also sort of an admission that they were troublemakers, if D’Souza thinks it’s important to blame it on “the others”. In fact, from what I read of the event, it actually was mostly well organized and orderly, except for one altercation that happened.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1943 "2021-12-06T09:01:18Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> Sh also dissuaded me from drawing two arrows and writing “these breasts” on my sternum.

I feel we’re missing a “vasectomy / DEEZ NUTS” joke here.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1944 "2021-12-06T13:55:22Z")

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You work with what you’ve got.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1945 "2021-12-06T14:03:02Z")

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Is it possible he didn’t know what it meant? I’ve read some speculation that his brother Frank is a Trumper and runs his media.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1946 "2021-12-06T14:36:31Z")

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It’s so strange that a sensitive character actor like Stallone with a background in classical theatre should fall in with a group of deluded fantasists with aspirations to violence. What’s next - pigs grounded, lions _eating_ lambs?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1947 "2021-12-06T15:09:28Z")

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No link, but I saw somewhere that Stallone said the hat was for the boat he was on - Quantum something. Not political.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1948 "2021-12-06T15:14:24Z")

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And _SS Quantum_ was heading into rough weather?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/1949 "2021-12-06T15:20:17Z")

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I’d be really surprised if no one “connected” _Quantum of Solace_ to Q.

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