# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

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**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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You had me at “Florida Man”.

The writing is pretty witty. “Only one package damaged…”

Why am I reminded of World According to Garp?

> **[Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act - Autoblog](https://autos.yahoo.com/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html)**
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> A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

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