# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

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**Created:** [January 31, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945 "2021-01-31T21:25:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/6140 "2023-01-23T23:20:37Z")

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> **[Trump Somehow Wins His Club’s Golf Championship Despite Missing First Day](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-wins-his-clubs-golf-championship-despite-missing-first-day-for-lynette-hardaways-funeral?source=articles&via=rss)**
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> The former president apparently snagged first place even though he was at Diamond’s North Carolina memorial service on the first day of his Florida club’s championship.

> Whenever he opens a new golf course, because he owns 14 and operates another five, he plays the first club champion by himself and declares that the club championship and puts his name on the wall.

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