# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")
Continuing the discussion from [Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1) - #10010 by Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/10010). Previous discussions: - [Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945) ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2 "2024-01-05T16:23:01Z")
Man, there’s no shortage of stupid MFers. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3 "2024-01-05T16:23:13Z")
LOL, my pedophile video killed the last thread… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4 "2024-01-05T16:23:18Z")
Was this story already posted here? (in the last Stupid MFers thread, I mean.) > **[Chaotic video shows defendant attack Las Vegas judge during sentencing](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/01/03/defendant-attacks-las-vegas-judge-mary-kay-holthus-video/72101187007/)** > > Footage shows the man, Deobra Redden, launch himself over Judge Mary Kay Holthus' desk and attack her in the Nevada courtroom. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5 "2024-01-05T16:26:40Z")
**Mrs Magill** and I saw that yesterday morning. I’m glad the judge is not hurt. With that dude’s speed and leaping ability, he should have been a running back. He cleared the bench. Those things aren’t short. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6 "2024-01-05T16:28:30Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Was this story already posted here? (in the last Stupid MFers thread, I mean.) - > > [Las Vegas judge attacked in court by defendant: See the video](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/01/03/defendant-attacks-las-vegas-judge-mary-kay-holthus-video/72101187007/) Thread by yours truly. > [@Las Vegas judge gets attacked by defendant](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/las-vegas-judge-gets-attacked-by-defendant/995571): > > I saw this on [Law Talk With Mike](https://www.youtube.com/@LawTalkWithMike)’s stream today. Upon hearing the judge deny probation and is sending him to jail, he rushes the judge and goes full Superman over the bench. Either court security was out of position or they were caught napping. Fortunately, the judge’s clerk was on the ball and almost stopped him but did hinder him and allowed the bailiffs time to intervene. Still took some time to get him off of her and controlled. And the clerk just whaled on him the whole time. [Full video](https://youtu.be/ETgLwQ23Yy0?t=150)[J…](https://youtu.be/ETgLwQ23Yy0?t=600) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7 "2024-01-05T16:42:35Z")
Way to run down half the population, jackass. And yes, I know he’s not with the company anymore, and with statements like this, I’m not surprised (though I do wonder why anyone cares what he has to say). If someone wants to wear your stupid (IMHO) pants, let’em. > **[Lululemon founder slams company's 'whole diversity and inclusion thing'](https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/lululemon-founder-criticizes-diversity-inclusion-efforts-company-rcna132294)** > > The yogawear-maker seeks to distance itself from Chip Wilson, who left the company in 2015. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8 "2024-01-05T17:17:41Z")
> “They’re trying to become like the Gap, everything to everybody,” Wilson said. “And I think the definition of a brand is that you’re not everything to everybody… You’ve got to be clear that you don’t want certain customers coming in.” The Gap has been a successful business for 55 years, and is the largest specialty retailer in the United States. You **wish** you could be the Gap. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/9 "2024-01-05T17:23:39Z")
How can The Gap be “everything to everbody” and a specialty retailer? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/10 "2024-01-05T17:27:15Z")
Don’t expect logical consistency from a Randian. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/11 "2024-01-05T17:38:59Z")
I told hubster they’re going to have to put chain link around the judges. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/12 "2024-01-05T17:45:56Z")
Then courtrooms start looking like the stage at Bob’s Country Bunker. Better to just make attacking a judge a Capital Offense with immediate application. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/13 "2024-01-05T18:24:03Z")
> [@Sylvanz](#): > > I told hubster they’re going to have to put chain link around the judges. > [@silenus](#): > > Then courtrooms start looking like the stage at Bob’s Country Bunker. Or bring back the Plexiglass surrounds and make courtrooms look like they’ve gone back to forced COVID distancing. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/14 "2024-01-05T18:28:02Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > With that dude’s speed and leaping ability, he should have been a running back. He cleared the bench. Those things aren’t short. Maybe he used the court reporter as a springboard. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/15 "2024-01-05T18:29:29Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Better to just make attacking a judge a Capital Offense with immediate application. Well, the judge’s court clerk sure looked like he was trying to carry that out. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/16 "2024-01-05T19:04:46Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > > [@Sylvanz](#): > > > > I told hubster they’re going to have to put chain link around the judges. > > > [@silenus](#): > > > > Then courtrooms start looking like the stage at Bob’s Country Bunker. > > Or bring back the Plexiglass surrounds and make courtrooms look like they’ve gone back to forced COVID distancing. Bring back the Dock in American courtrooms. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/17 "2024-01-05T19:39:54Z")
It all sounds like American Gladiator. “If you reach the judge, we halve your sentence!” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/18 "2024-01-05T21:49:32Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > “They’re trying to become like the Gap, everything to everybody,” Wilson said. “And I think the definition of a brand is that you’re not everything to everybody… You’ve got to be clear that you don’t want certain customers coming in.” Huh. So I guess he’s planning on being the exclusive yoga clothing company for overweight MAGA white males. Good luck with that. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/19 "2024-01-05T22:15:59Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > So I guess he’s planning on being the exclusive yoga clothing company for overweight MAGA white males. That’s what he would probably have done if he hadn’t been forced out of his leadership position there a decade ago due to openly spewing his batshit beliefs. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/20 "2024-01-06T04:52:52Z")
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