# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2021 "2024-07-31T00:14:22Z")
There’s a better headline on the story from another source in the Stupid Gun News thread. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2022 "2024-07-31T00:15:39Z")
That’s good to know that some sense exists out there. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2023 "2024-07-31T00:23:20Z")
Given the stories in the _Stupid Gun news of the day_ thread I’m more than a little suspicious that they ruled out the children as possible shooters so quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2024 "2024-07-31T14:20:28Z")
Not a stupid person in the news, but I have to share what my Trump Cultist friend posted. > they say, about 4-10% are not going to make it. I’m not wrong, John. I’ve seen too much evidence from too many sources 💩 💩 💩 the folks you support really and truly are all filthy pedophiles (actually way worse but you get the picture). Trump was chosen for many reasons, his knowledge of foreign affairs, his squeaky clean record, his inability to be compromised by money and his extraordinary large testicles being just a few of them 😆 it truly is almost over, I personally believe before November but at least by then 👍 I certainly hope you are prepared to be wrong, cause you are 👍 🙏 🇺🇸 🙏 [NB: She says she’s seen ‘so much evidence’, but she has said several times in the past that she has no evidence and trusts her ‘gut’ and ‘common sense’.] This, after I posted a meme quoting Trump bashing cities and suggesting he move to Russia. This is the type of person supporting Trump, and there are a lot of them. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2025 "2024-07-31T14:26:31Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > his extraordinary large testicles Hence Trump’s problem navigating ramps. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2026 "2024-07-31T14:45:03Z")
Jeez, after having it pointed out, they all really do have some bizarre sexual hangups. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2027 "2024-07-31T15:06:35Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > his squeaky clean record I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2028 "2024-07-31T15:26:50Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > his knowledge of foreign affairs He does have a taste for Eastern European women ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2029 "2024-07-31T15:30:03Z")
4-10% of what are not going to make what? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2030 "2024-07-31T15:35:40Z")
I’m not entirely sure. I think she means a percentage of Americans or a percentage of humanity are going to die. Or something. With her posts, I feel like a [rhinoceros stamping out a fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dXBZjDhQ8), but failing because there are so many fires to put out. Since she believes that her Messiah was sent by God, she may be suggesting a ‘final reckoning’ where the evil 4% to 10% are rubbed out. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2031 "2024-07-31T15:51:51Z")
Now the gods have sent us this evil thing. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I’m not entirely sure. I think she means a percentage of Americans or a percentage of humanity are going to die. Well, if the average human lifespan is 77.5 years, about 1.3% of people are going to die every year, anyway. That would be about 5.2% over a four-year presidential term. So your friend is right. I wonder what she thinks Trump is going to do to prevent it. Sign an executive order banning “natural causes”, perhaps? Ask your friend what percentage of Americans died during Trump’s first term. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2032 "2024-07-31T15:57:30Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Ask your friend what percentage of Americans died during Trump’s first term. I doubt they know what the word “percentage” even means. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2033 "2024-07-31T17:09:54Z")
Sounds French, so it’s probably anti Freedom. Ban percentages! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2034 "2024-07-31T17:16:54Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > > his squeaky clean record > > I laughed. I cried. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2035 "2024-07-31T17:39:35Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > > [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > > > I laughed. > > I cried. Did you kiss three bucks goodbye? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2036 "2024-07-31T21:10:47Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Since she believes that her Messiah was sent by God, she may be suggesting a ‘final reckoning’ where the evil 4% to 10% are rubbed out. Or something. Leaving aside for a moment that gods aren’t really a thing, she appears to be one of millions who need to be reminded of the fact that it’s a sin to vote for a Republican. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2037 "2024-07-31T22:58:40Z")
Is there anyone left on the Right who can form a coherent sentence? Or have they all been filled with so much sound-bite BS that they’ve forgotten how to talk or write. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2038 "2024-08-01T05:34:41Z")
Perhaps mixing cause and effect One suspects the lack of discernible trains of thought made many of them particularly susceptible to batshittery in the first place ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2039 "2024-08-02T16:48:06Z")
8 posts were split to a new topic: [Olypmic Boxing Gender Controversy](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olypmic-boxing-gender-controversy/1005161) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2040 "2024-08-02T21:43:02Z")
> [@mnemosyne](#): > > Sounds French, so it’s probably anti Freedom. Ban percentages! And they’re expressed in _Arabic_ numerals! We all know what _that_ means. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=101) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=103)