# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2881 "2024-11-14T23:32:11Z")
Basically, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2882 "2024-11-15T00:06:01Z")
I’ll bet they just throw a bit more sugar in the Kerrygold. 🤓 Um, what’s with the beaver teeth for what I thought (hoped) would be a nerd emoji? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2883 "2024-11-15T00:08:41Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Um, what’s with the beaver teeth for what I thought (hoped) would be a nerd emoji? Nerds have buck teeth dontchaknow? [![](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/T7wAAOSwgYdbypBQ/s-l1200.jpg) ](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/T7wAAOSwgYdbypBQ/s-l1200.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2884 "2024-11-15T02:15:53Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > It’s imported from Ireland and costs a pretty penny, but if you ever need _really good_ butter for something, it’s worth it. The only kind I use nowadays… glad to see my good taste validated! ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2885 "2024-11-15T02:42:24Z")
> [@susan](#): > > I’d be interested to know how a major supplier suddenly lost the word “milk.” were they re-doing the labels? Well, see, they were trying to [add the URL of a porn site](https://www.tmz.com/2024/11/10/mattel-puts-porn-url-wicked-doll-boxes/) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2886 "2024-11-15T03:41:19Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > Certainly a bad idea to try to re-distribute anything perishable that came back from customers; becuse there’s no way to tell how any individual customer may have (mis)handled the stuff. Does butter need the disclaimer if it’s going to someone who won’t be using it for food? > **[Butter sculpture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_sculpture)** > > Butter sculptures are three-dimensional works of art created with butter, a dairy product made from the fat and protein components of churned cream. The works often depict animals, people, buildings and other objects. They are best known as attractions at state fairs in the United States as lifesize cows and people, but can also be found on banquet tables and even small decorative butter pats. Butter carving was an ancient craft in Tibet, Babylon, Roman Britain and elsewhere. The earliest docu Th... ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2887 "2024-11-15T12:46:54Z")
> [@susan](#): > > I’d be interested to know how a major supplier suddenly lost the word “milk.” were they re-doing the labels? Changed label company? That is a good point. My wife works in document management for a dairy cooperative (no idea if they were involved in this). One of her tales of regulatory PITA is managing labels. In theory, lots of eyes and specialists examine every change. But of course, ‘shit happens’ is a corporate mantra for a reason (at least every place I’ve worked). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2888 "2024-11-15T13:06:07Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > [Costco recalls 80,000 pounds of butter over missing 'contains milk' label](https://qz.com/costco-butter-recall-allergy-milk-dairy-label-1851695833) Maybe they could put “Missing Contains Milk” labels in the sides of milk cartons, like those pictures of missing kids. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2889 "2024-11-15T15:16:50Z")
“Oh Noes! We’ve been label-napped.” That’ll be the CEO’s excuse when 60 Minutes comes to visit. 😉 Maybe they can start a gofundme to fund an effort to locate the missing labels. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2890 "2024-11-15T17:16:10Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > FYI I read someplace that the recalled lots were mostly shipped to Texas so most Costco stores should still have the same butter. Yep - There were a couple of pallets of regular unsalted, which I use for cooking, and the Kirkland New Zealand butter. I find that it’s just as good as Kerrygold, but is much less expensive. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2891 "2024-11-15T20:02:02Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Does butter need the disclaimer if it’s going to someone who won’t be using it for food? Yes, says the FDAA. (Food, Drug, and Art Administration) Insert single panel comic strip, which shows a guy at an art gallery talking to someone else about a stone statue, who says, “I think I’ll take it, but how many calories per serving?” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2892 "2024-11-16T00:11:21Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > may contain traces of X [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/10/07/multimedia/07MUSK-JUMP-hpqj/07MUSK-JUMP-hpqj-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/10/07/multimedia/07MUSK-JUMP-hpqj/07MUSK-JUMP-hpqj-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp) Waiter? I’ve lost my appetite. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2893 "2024-11-20T22:43:23Z")
TLDR: Doctor walks around the office naked, jerks off on receptionist. > **[Investigative Report: Video shows doctor performing sexual act in front of...](https://www.kait8.com/2024/11/14/investigative-report-video-shows-doctor-performing-sexual-act-front-workers-patient-his-medical-practice/)** > > Northeast Arkansas physician Dr. David Diffine’s license was suspended by the Arkansas State Medical Board in July. New video shows what led to his suspension. > One of the video clips shows Diffine walking around the receptionist’s office naked in front of three women. We’re going to revist that quote in a moment. and this isn’t the first time: > In the January complaint, the board was informed that Diffine was posting nude photos of himself on his social media accounts. > The complainant included screenshots from one of Diffine’s now-deactivated Instagram accounts, naked.drdave. My ‘benefit of the doubt’ instinct was thinking this is maybe a mental health issue, but I don’t think that’s the case… > Earlier this year, someone complained about what Diffine calls his naturist activities. The wiki article on Naturism begins with " a lifestyle of practicing non-sexual social [nudity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity) in private and in public" That quote from above, that I said I would revisit, it ends with this: > He performed a sexual act directly on one of the women. The clip ends with him ejaculating on her. So, IMO, he’s not a naturist, he’s a sexual assaulter. And these two incidents, based on google results, suggest this has been a issue for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2894 "2024-11-20T23:08:34Z")
I don’t really wonder about folks like that doctor. But I do wonder about the folks who heard about multiple previous incidents like this and didn’t fire him. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2895 "2024-11-20T23:11:44Z")
That article says that Dr. David Diffine worked at “Diffine Family Practice” so it was his clinic; there wasn’t anyone to fire him. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2896 "2024-11-20T23:47:30Z")
OK, then, the medical board, and the police, and any of the other people who could have put a stop to him earlier but didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2897 "2024-11-21T01:12:07Z")
Even if the medical board chooses to look the other way on this Bozo I bet a lot of his customers will be firing him. Especially the women. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2898 "2024-11-21T03:45:25Z")
I think the key word here is “Arkansas”. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2899 "2024-11-21T09:58:43Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > OK, then, the medical board, and the police, and any of the other people who could have put a stop to him earlier but didn’t. It’s funny how behavior that would get anyone else hauled off in handcuffs is tolerated in upper class White men. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2900 "2024-11-21T13:25:50Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > It’s funny how behavior that would get anyone else hauled off in handcuffs is tolerated in upper class White men. That may be because he was reported to the board, not the police. If the people in the office called the police, this whole thing would likely have played out very differently. I know law enforcement/prosecutors were eventually involved, but that’s different than the police showing up at the office and perp walking him out of the building. To be clear, I’m only assuming the police were never called. I’m assuming if they called the police and the police arrived to find him roaming the office naked, he would’ve been arrested. Especially given that it sounds like there’s camera footage of him actively sexually assaulting at least one person. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=144) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=146)