# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 149
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2961 "2024-12-01T16:34:41Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I’ve never been on a cruise, but I imagine I could spend a week on a ship and remain clueless to any inverted-fruit-based signals. You could. I sure did on my first one. Then I joined an online community of thousands of ordinary (not necessarily swinging, but you never know until they say) folks who are cruising regulars. It did not take reading but a few posts to learn some of these “insider tricks”. Which in an era before widespread social media may have stayed insider secrets for decades. But which get comprehensively and quickly outed once any one person talking can be heard by thousands or millions of people, not just two or three. I don’t camp. I don’t belong to camping discussion groups. But there are 10s of thousands of tips and tricks posted out there. Zero of which I now know. But some of which I might want to read up on before trying camping for the first time since cub scouts. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2962 "2024-12-01T18:34:16Z")
Riker had to trick Picard into the Risa version of that signal > **[Horga'hn](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Horga%27hn)** > > A horga'hn was a statuette that served as a fertility symbol on Risa, and represented the Risian symbol of sexuality. It came in many sizes, from small carvings to statues to a hotel with a giant horga'hn built into it. It was believed that to own... ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2963 "2024-12-01T19:24:34Z")
Just a little too late to get that in. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2964 "2024-12-02T14:59:12Z")
Oops. > The 10,000-square-foot house was worth approximately $2.8 million and had been hosting 25 people for the holiday when the fire broke out [Mansion destroyed by fire after owners fry turkey in garage](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/mansion-destroyed-by-fire-after-owners-fry-turkey-in-garage/ar-AA1v575i?ocid=BingNewsSerp) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2965 "2024-12-02T15:32:14Z")
Just because you have dollars, doesn’t mean you have sense. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2966 "2024-12-02T17:20:46Z")
It’ time for this video to come back. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Z4Qxqmhqj1A/hqdefault.jpg "Eat, Fry, Love: A Cautionary Remix (REUPLOAD)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Qxqmhqj1A) ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2967 "2024-12-02T18:02:06Z")
Thank the gods Shatner used autotune for that. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2968 "2024-12-03T17:20:21Z")
To be fair to the Shat, this is someone’s remix. The original source material was a straightforward safety video, spoken. Don’t spit in the eye of science! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2969 "2024-12-03T18:49:41Z")
This is response to an ongoing Facebook thread argument, and I’m not sure I understand it. > [@](#): > > aw bless ya low iq and heart, lay off the fluoride and then you might find a clue. Research is free and you have ears to hear them tell you they are new world order, almost if it’s all written in a book, oh yea it is. Requires reading and comprehension though. Even speaks of that mark that is in the un pact with their transhuman jabs 😮 🥱 oh and that peace and safety deal, but hey you can choose to remain ignorant and learn the hard way if you want too 🤷‍♀️ oh and they also tell you about transhumanism agenda and if you read the jab patents its very clear they added 72000 nephilim chimeric dna within an added hekix making it triple not doubled… oh and then you can read supreme court ruling on being transhuman patented property 🙄. But hey ignorance is bliss, till it isnt 🤷‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2970 "2024-12-03T18:58:13Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > This is response to an ongoing Facebook thread argument, and I’m not sure I understand it. Let me attempt to translate: ‘You’re stupid. The Deep State and the Rothschilds and Bilderbergers are poisoning you to keep you docile, and injecting you with tracking and control chips in their fake “vaccines”. You’re ignorant, and I know everything. You fool.’ This sounds like my Trump Cultist friend. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2971 "2024-12-03T19:22:32Z")
And every bit of it is in the Bible. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2972 "2024-12-03T19:23:10Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > This sounds like my Trump Cultist friend. It’s almost Time Cube level of crazy/stupid/gibberish. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2973 "2024-12-03T21:45:00Z")
Welcome to the _real_ Project 2025: converting half+ of America into Timecube-like gibberish spouters. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2974 "2024-12-04T11:43:32Z")
Ana Navarro claims that Woodrow Wilson had a brother-in-law named “Hunter deButts”. > **[The View’s Ana Navarro Cites Completely Fake Pardon of ‘Hunter deButts’ In...](https://www.mediaite.com/news/the-views-ana-navarro-cites-completely-fake-pardon-of-hunter-debutts-in-defense-of-the-hunter-biden-pardon/)** > > Ana Navarro-Cárdenas cited the Woodrow Wilson's pardon of the fictional "Hunter deButts" in her defense of the Hunter Biden pardon. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2975 "2024-12-04T16:39:16Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Ana Navarro claims that Woodrow Wilson had a brother-in-law named “Hunter deButts”. And his sister, Ivana Seymora deButts? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2976 "2024-12-04T20:10:08Z")
Maybe she was trolling for the lulz. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2977 "2024-12-04T20:50:07Z")
I fried a turkey once. Safely, on my gravel driveway. Yes I did have some oil/grease boil over. When I was done, I built a small wood fire on the spot to get rid of that. If you can’t build a fire where you are frying the turkey. You need to find a better spot. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2978 "2024-12-04T21:04:59Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > and injecting you with tracking and control chips in their fake “vaccines”. In a different thread, I found that injecting heroin into an artery will pretty much lead to an amputation, because it will plug capillaries. And I thought heroin was pretty small. How small _are_ these chips? And how do they think they actually do anything? Rhetorical. They don’t know either. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2979 "2024-12-04T22:10:00Z")
It’s just morons telling idiots what to believe. That, and they are afraid of needles. That and it’s fits with their world view. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/2980 "2024-12-05T13:55:37Z")
Florida Man rides again. > **[Naked teacher arrested with weed and sex toys at elementary school: Police](https://lawandcrime.com/crime/naked-teacher-arrested-with-weed-and-sex-toys-at-elementary-school-after-fighting-first-responders-police/)** > > A Florida teacher was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after police found him naked in an elementary school classroom, allegedly with an array of sex toys and marijuana. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=148) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=150)