# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3001 "2024-12-06T01:11:32Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Let me attempt to translate: ‘You’re stupid. The Deep State and the Rothschilds and Bilderbergers are poisoning you to keep you docile, and injecting you with tracking and control chips in their fake “vaccines”. You’re ignorant, and I know everything. You fool.’ You spelled “your ignorant” wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3002 "2024-12-06T01:41:31Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Ana Navarro claims that Woodrow Wilson had a brother-in-law named “Hunter deButts”. Update on this one - turns out her source for the deButts pardon was, you guessed it, ChatGPT. > > > Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3003 "2024-12-06T02:24:44Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I can’t help but be reminded of the poem “Smart” by Shel Silverstein. [Moderating] Posting the entire text of the poem breaks copyright, which is against board rules. I’ve edited the poem out, and replaced it with a link to the poem on a different site; let the University of Arkansas sweat the copyright details. No warning issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3004 "2024-12-06T02:28:49Z")
Active Secret Service director takes exception to Texas congressman who accuses him of shirking his duty at a 9/11 memorial. A heated shouting match ensues. The video in this story shows the both of them screaming at each other. [Secret Service chief and GOP congressman get into shouting match at Trump hearing](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/secret-service-chief-and-gop-congressman-get-into-shouting-match-at-trump-hearing/ar-AA1vlwRK?ocid=BingNewsSerp) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3005 "2024-12-06T03:02:21Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I’ve edited the poem out, and replaced it with a link to the poem on a different site; let the University of Arkansas sweat the copyright details. Thanks and sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3006 "2024-12-06T12:34:19Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Saucy woman raises cane over Rasing Cane sauce. While reading your cite I noticed this Florida gem as one of the sidebar “you might also like” links: > **[Wild FHP video shows driver jump off Seven Mile Bridge after chase: ‘I got...](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/12/05/wild-fhp-video-shows-driver-jump-off-seven-mile-bridge-after-chase-i-got-stoned/)** > > ew dashcam video from the Florida Highway Patrol shows a man jumping off the Seven Mile Bridge in the Florida Keys as troopers chased him along U.S. 1 late last month. It’s always dumb to enter water as a means of escape from police. Cite: **[Search Results for “water escape” – Lowering the Bar](https://www.loweringthebar.net/?s=water+escape)**. But jumping into the ocean a long way from both land and from any rescue boats the cops might own seems especially dumb. At least there are no alligators near there. Sharks OTOH … ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3007 "2024-12-06T14:34:53Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > But jumping into the ocean a long way from both land and from any rescue boats the cops might own seems especially dumb. But he got stoned, so it’s excusable. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3008 "2024-12-07T20:23:04Z")
[![](https://preview.redd.it/qkrbudxtsf5e1.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c259c0f0f048479ce80ddc25e86920fbb81921c7) ](https://preview.redd.it/qkrbudxtsf5e1.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c259c0f0f048479ce80ddc25e86920fbb81921c7) [![](https://preview.redd.it/hv7qwhxtsf5e1.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=367db7075598dc51616830798e420a94bc26ced0) ](https://preview.redd.it/hv7qwhxtsf5e1.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=367db7075598dc51616830798e420a94bc26ced0) ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3009 "2024-12-07T22:49:46Z")
I think it’s pretty irresponsible of anyone to post that on any platform, including this one. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3010 "2024-12-07T23:01:50Z")
I don’t know; Joey Mannarino does look an awful lot like the assassin of the UnitedHealthcare CEO. I wonder where he was at the time? ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3011 "2024-12-07T23:35:32Z")
> **[Far-right influencer Nick Fuentes accused of pepper spraying woman on his...](https://apnews.com/article/nick-fuentes-battery-woman-pepper-spray-influencer-25e77dc172c2612ae24ba41c9fb45f89)** > > Far-right internet personality Nick Fuentes is due in court later this month after a woman accused him of pepper-spraying her at his home after he posted “your body, my choice” on X. Surely anyone would be be frightened for his life if a 57 year old woman knocked on your door on a Sunday afternoon–especially if the woman was a vegan lifestyle writer. > **[Berwyn woman alleges far-right streamer Nick Fuentes assaulted her](https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/11/12/berwyn-woman-says-far-right-streamer-nick-fuentes-pepper-sprayed-and-pushed-her-down-stairs-at-his-house/)** > > The far-right streamer and podcast host Nick Fuentes allegedly pepper-sprayed a west suburban woman as she went to ring his doorbell Sunday afternoon, the woman said. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3012 "2024-12-07T23:36:50Z")
Today I learned that Nick Fuentes lives 15 minutes away from me. Yuuuuuck. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3013 "2024-12-07T23:44:47Z")
“Your body-My pepperspray”. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3014 "2024-12-08T01:59:13Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Joey Mannarino does look an awful lot like the assassin of the UnitedHealthcare CEO. I seriously thought someone posted two photos of him and didn’t realize the one on the left is an actual suspect photo. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3015 "2024-12-08T02:29:21Z")
Hey, Google AI, how long is the Minecraft movie? [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bq27c3mfgefqvoikshyopa6r/bafkreiejxxq7x6hvobz7uc45lr2qdqlly4pu5t4o434oi6vcg75jusdhmu@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bq27c3mfgefqvoikshyopa6r/bafkreiejxxq7x6hvobz7uc45lr2qdqlly4pu5t4o434oi6vcg75jusdhmu@jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3016 "2024-12-08T02:44:29Z")
90 minutes of 35mm film is [8,100 feet](https://www.scenesavers.com/footagecalc). 98 metres is 321.5 feet, so 3 minutes and 34 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3017 "2024-12-08T03:54:04Z")
My parents like to tell the story of us kids demanding to watch a movie and mom questioning whether it was too late to start it. She asked my dad “how long is the movie?” and 3-4ish year old me piped up with “about this long!”, holding my fingers apart the length of a VHS tape. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3018 "2024-12-08T03:55:12Z")
So is the lesson that Google AI is at the level of a three or four year old? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3019 "2024-12-08T04:04:04Z")
It’d be really funny, in a twisted sort of way, if it were to turn out that he actually is the killer, and that’s the reason why he’s worried about this. I mean, since we live in the Stupidest Timeline and all. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3020 "2024-12-08T14:58:07Z")
If that! There is a bizarrely literal and simplistic aspect to AI that does remind me of a toddler, only AI has a larger vocabulary. I remember my kid around that age telling me he knew how to drive. “Push the gas pedal and turn the steering wheel, it’s easy.” I just typed “how to drive a car” into ChatGPT and got a longer response, at least. It covered braking and turning. Still a little too straightforward to be practical though. I’ve done Google searches for stuff for work and some of the AI generated responses are incomplete to the point of possibly leading to unsafe product design. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=152)