# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/321 "2024-02-12T17:39:11Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > That reminds of my friend, when he first got an iPad, he wanted to look up his favorite sporting goods store, so he used that major search engine. Naturally, the name of the place is “Dick’s”. When my father was training bloodhounds for S & R, one broke her harness. He searched for “leather harnesses.” Oops. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/322 "2024-02-12T17:43:25Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I’m not sure I understand. They’re using AI to put more modest clothes on pictures of women, and then what? From the article: > One account devoted to the AI trend, which is being called “DignifAI,” has amassed more than 28,500 followers since it began posting on Jan. 31. That account has directly replied to women whose photos its manipulated with the edited photos of them and mocking captions like “keep your dignity.” Harassing women and denying their agency. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/323 "2024-02-12T17:47:53Z")
“Put on some clothes, you hussy!” ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/324 "2024-02-12T18:17:01Z")
I’m with @Joey_P. To me, this is the high-tech equivalent of printing an explicit photo, covering up the naughty bits with magic marker, taking a new picture with your phone and posting it somewhere on the interwebs. Um, okay. You sure showed somebody. To be clear, I do agree this is a misogynistic attempt to eliminate a woman’s agency over how her own body is presented. But unless they’re simultaneously destroying every depiction of the original image, everywhere, what’s accomplished? Maybe I answered my own question…the misogyny is the point, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/325 "2024-02-12T18:54:28Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Now if I search on Pussy, I get cat pics. Just stick around the Dope. Eventually you’ll get cat pics. More than you need, but less than you want. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/326 "2024-02-12T19:17:52Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > I hate to break it to you, but there already are parental filters available. I use them on my computer because I got tired of accidently ending up on porn sites when I was looking for funny cat pics. Now if I search on Pussy, I get cat pics. I meant that any images of a mature content would have the naughty bits covered with the AI app. So if junior searched for porn, he’d get images of clothed people bumping uglies. I’m not aware if this particular technology already exists, but it seems to me that’s what this particular app was intended to do. But yes, I know what you mean. I took a class in 3D design many moons ago, and our assignment was to create a mythological creature. We passed around a hat, and I drew the Basilisk. We had to research images for references. The Basilisk is part snake and part hen, so I searched for “hen” and got tentacle porn. My younger classmate informed me the search field automatically defaulted to “hentai.” Since it was one of the school’s computers, I guess previous users were searching for tentacle porn. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/327 "2024-02-12T19:19:45Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Just stick around the Dope. Eventually you’ll get cat pics. More than you need, but less than you want. That sounds paw-ful. I want all of it right meow. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/328 "2024-02-12T19:21:32Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > Um, okay. You sure showed somebody. This is what you should look like. Stop not looking like what you should look like. (next week we shall address what color your hair should be; and, the length thing) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/329 "2024-02-12T19:22:38Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I guess previous users were searching for tentacle porn. - “Hot octopi in your area want to meet you!” ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/330 "2024-02-12T19:26:15Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > So if junior searched for porn, he’d get images of clothed people bumping uglies. If I was the parent of a child I didn’t want looking at porn, I would probably be willing to pay quite a few pennies for such a thing. Heck, I’d probably use it to look at porn just for the entertainment value, LOL!!! Of course, me having control over when and how my content is filtered is much different than someone else having control over filtering my content. That’s called censorship and I am very much opposed to that. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/331 "2024-02-12T19:30:31Z")
Oklahoma judge who was exchanging texts with her bailiff during a murder trial has resigned before she could be removed from office. > **[Oklahoma judge steps down after sending more than 500 texts during murder trial](https://abcnews.go.com/US/former-oklahoma-judge-caught-texting-murder-trial-speaks/story?id=107127536)** > > An Oklahoma judge caught sending hundreds of texts and scrolling social media during a murder trial acknowledged her "inappropriate" behavior while resigning. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/332 "2024-02-12T19:43:52Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “Hot octopi in your area want to meet you!” I met this nice girl, her name was Kelly Marie. I think we’ll really hit it off. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/333 "2024-02-15T10:59:14Z")
[What the ever-loving fuck?!?!](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/daily-show-trump-supporters-admit-155425746.html) > **‘The Daily Show’: Trump Supporters Admit to Jordan Klepper They’re ‘Fine With Trump as King’ | Video** > > [Jordan Klepper](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Jordan%20Klepper) was back on “[The Daily Show](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=The%20Daily%20Show)” on Tuesday night, once again stopping by a rally for [Donald Trump](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Donald%20Trump) to talk to the ex-president’s supporters. This time around, many admitted that they’d be “fine with Trump as king” in America — in fact, they believe a dictatorship may be “what we need.” And now you know why I refer to these _individuals_ as _magatoflatearthers_. Hell, know you know why I call them traitors. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/334 "2024-02-15T12:05:36Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Hell, know you know why I call them traitors. Is that who you’ve been talking to recently? Can you let them know some of their debts are overdue and they need to come and collect? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/335 "2024-02-15T13:45:50Z")
And I need to speak to them about their car’s extended warranty. ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/336 "2024-02-15T14:06:39Z")
You have to search for the whole name: Dicks, sporting goods ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/337 "2024-02-15T22:58:31Z")
Remember Rachel Dolezal, the woman who was fired from her job at the NAACP after it turned out she was faking being black? Turns out she changed her name to sound even more African, moved to Arizona, and got a teaching job - which she’s now been fired from for having an OnlyFans page. [https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/15/us/rachel-dolezal-onlyfans-arizona-teacher-cec/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/15/us/rachel-dolezal-onlyfans-arizona-teacher-cec/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/338 "2024-02-15T23:07:34Z")
At the risk of being a bit uncharitable to Arizona, Dolezal is even stupider than that. Arizona in general, and especially the government thereof, is largely run by Latins, not blacks. If you want the inside track on getting hired, change your name to Gonzalez or the like and pretend to be Mexican, not black. Dolezal can’t even fake the right identity. Too stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/339 "2024-02-15T23:15:07Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “Hot octopi in your area want to meet you!” It bothers me so much when I get ads like that. Because as every Doper knows, “octopi” is an incorrect Latin plural. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/340 "2024-02-15T23:17:10Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > “Hot octopi in your area want to meet you!” > > It bothers me so much when I get ads like that. - > > Because as every Doper knows, “octopi” is an incorrect Latin plural. That’s OK, I’m not Latin. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=18)