# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/21 "2024-01-06T07:05:46Z")
What a load of crap. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/22 "2024-01-06T07:27:01Z")
> [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-1/931945/10003): > > Pronounced with a long ‘e’ everywhere but Canada. unless, [perhaps](https://youtu.be/Xd8ZfKNgraY?si=W0cQudZEiGt8v2oZ), you are Brian Eno, trying to make a rhyme ---
**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/23 "2024-01-06T12:14:14Z")
Probably went to China and changed her name so she didn’t have to hear it pronounced that way ever again. ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/24 "2024-01-06T12:40:57Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Huh. So I guess he’s planning on being the exclusive yoga clothing company for overweight MAGA white males. > > Good luck with that. to be honest, a pedestrian google search of “fat people in yogapants” brought back a larger-than-normal number of hits ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/25 "2024-01-06T14:31:01Z")
> [@Al128](#): > > to be honest, a pedestrian google search of “fat people in yogapants” brought back a larger-than-normal number of hits Rule 34 pretty much guaranteed that ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/26 "2024-01-06T15:09:17Z")
> [@abcdefghij](#): > > Rule 34 pretty much guaranteed that let’s not drag Hitler into this, shall we … /s ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/27 "2024-01-06T15:21:37Z")
[Drag Hitler?](https://www.deviantart.com/rabidmoogle/art/Hitler-in-the-drag-63146905) ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/28 "2024-01-06T15:46:34Z")
[Drag Hitler with Pineapple on it?](https://youtu.be/N7itFdNE2Qw?t=83) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/29 "2024-01-06T19:59:45Z")
I like comics. I read 'em, play games about 'em, and I’ve seen most of the movies and been to a couple of conventions. I know new eyeballs are important, but I’m not sure something like this will bring in new readers. > **[DC Comics Is Turning Dr Jill Biden Into A Murderous Otter (Spoilers)](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/dc-comics-is-turning-dr-jill-biden-into-a-murderous-otter-spoilers/)** > > In November, I posted that Beast World would see "Dr Jill Biden... turned into a humanoid otter and attacking Secret Service staff." > **[President Biden Condemns Wonder Woman As A Clear And Present Danger](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/president-biden-condemns-wonder-woman-as-a-clear-and-present-danger/)** > > Previous issues of Wonder Woman and Amazons Attack from DC Comics have seen the USA step up its rhetoric regarding Amazons ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/30 "2024-01-06T21:47:32Z")
“bleeding cool news”??? Yea, not going to waste a click on that. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/31 "2024-01-06T23:06:41Z")
Fair. I did look at it and it’s pretty sub-par. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/32 "2024-01-09T00:03:45Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Chess player sues after title loss over defecation > > [Bad move, mate](https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/competition-chinese-chess-player-court-after-losing-title-106125113). He should have played 💩 → K 💩 3 not → q 💩 6. A rookie mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/33 "2024-01-09T00:07:09Z")
He’ll recover, I heard he’s helping develop a new chess computer called Deep Poo. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/34 "2024-01-09T00:49:44Z")
Maybe he was clearing out his system to try the Frank Reynolds method (getting messages via remote controlled anal beads) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/WycN_ZklJBo/maxresdefault.jpg "Frank’s Beads Go Berserk - Scene | It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia | FX") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WycN_ZklJBo) ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/35 "2024-01-09T00:55:29Z")
I don’t know where that TV show got the idea, but it was [suggested](https://www.npr.org/2023/09/26/1201734274/chess-hans-niemann-anal-beads-cheating) that a real-life chess player used vibrating anal beads to cheat in a competition. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/36 "2024-01-09T01:14:34Z")
IMDB says that’s what it’s based on: > **["It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Frank vs. Russia (TV Episode 2023) -...](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27762411/trivia/?ref_=tt_ql_3)** > > "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Frank vs. Russia (TV Episode 2023) - Trivia on IMDb: Cameos, Mistakes, Spoilers and more... > The premise of this episode is based on an incident in the world of chess during the 2022 Sinquefield Cup. … One theory claimed Niemann had received instructions via anal beads. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/37 "2024-01-09T11:05:13Z")
Using Arse Code, presumably. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/38 "2024-01-11T04:50:38Z")
I thought this was a stunning bit of cognitive dissonance: [**Jeffrey Epstein Shunned** (Individual-ONE) **‘When He Realized He Was a Crook,’ Disgraced Financier’s Brother Tells Piers Morgan**](https://www.thewrap.com/jeffrey-epstein-shunned-donald-trump-crook/) ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/39 "2024-01-11T06:41:05Z")
One does have one’s standards you know. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/40 "2024-01-11T14:49:46Z")
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