# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4141 "2025-03-19T19:15:25Z")

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I thought republicans didn’t believe in evolution.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4142 "2025-03-19T20:36:09Z")

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Any birds with immunity have been blessed by OG as will be their progeny. So it is written, so it shall be.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4143 "2025-03-19T20:51:42Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I thought republicans didn’t believe in evolution.

Because of MAGA’s and republicans, I’m starting to have my doubts as well…

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4144 "2025-03-19T20:58:52Z")

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I’m starting to think RFK Jr. is one of those ZPG zealots who are convinced that the way to fix global warming is to reduce the human population to pre-industrial levels, who either doesn’t care or doesn’t understand that a population crash would destroy our society altogether.

I’ve also taken to calling him Professor Lysenko, because at this point we’re up there with Stalin declaring evolution to be incompatible with communism.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4145 "2025-03-19T21:05:15Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Because of MAGA’s and republicans, I’m starting to have my doubts as well…

They are an evolutionary dead end. Like Neanderthals. Oh sure in 10,000 years you would probably still see remnants of MAGAgenes in the human genome, but they will be considered vestigal.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4146 "2025-03-19T22:15:07Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> […]ZPG zealots[/…]

Boy, _there’s_ a name from the past.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4147 "2025-03-19T22:32:26Z")

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Anyone ever shake Kennedy’s hand?

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4148 "2025-03-19T23:04:24Z")

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[Monk]  
Wipe! Wipe!  
[/Monk]

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4149 "2025-03-20T15:33:05Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> They are an evolutionary dead end. Like Neanderthals.

Basically a harmful mutation!

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4150 "2025-03-20T15:50:47Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Anyone ever shake Kennedy’s hand?

Well, he has been known to sexually assault others, if that’s what you mean

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4151 "2025-03-20T16:06:28Z")

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I was going to put this in the stupid republican thread, but it probably makes more sense here.

Turns out Trump is rubbing off on Kanye, at least WRT confessing by accusing. He accused Kim and the rest of the Kardashians of sex trafficking the kids.

[![](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/zMtdQmXTS0mHLwrk9tFKHA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD05MzI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/tmz_articles_672/50ecadd33038c745855f401da45e4844) ](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/zMtdQmXTS0mHLwrk9tFKHA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD05MzI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/tmz_articles_672/50ecadd33038c745855f401da45e4844)

I’m sure it’s totally unrelated to the fact that Kim had to get the kids out of his house last week when she found out Andrew and Tristan Tate were on their way over.

> **[Kanye's Tate Bros. Ties at Issue as He Calls Kim Kardashian a Sex Trafficker](https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/19/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-calls-her-sex-trafficker-tate-brothers-north-west/)**
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> Kanye West's wild claim Kim Kardashian is pimping out their kids strikes people close to her as laughable -- especially considering he's been hanging with the controversial Tate brothers ... TMZ has learned.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4152 "2025-03-20T16:13:04Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Turns out Trump is rubbing off on Kanye, at least WRT confessing by accusing. He accused Kim and the rest of the Kardashians of sex trafficking the kids.

The man has bipolar disorder. Yes he’s an asshole, but he is also a person who suffers from a mental illness.

> **[We Still Don’t Know How to Talk About Kanye](https://www.thecut.com/2022/02/kanye-west-bipolar-disorder.html)**
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> As someone who shares his diagnosis, it’s clear recent coverage misses a big part of the story.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4153 "2025-03-20T16:49:46Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Yes he’s an asshole, but he is also a person who suffers from a mental illness.

I’ll reserve my sympathy for people who can’t afford or get the mental health treatment they need.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4154 "2025-03-20T16:51:24Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I’ll reserve my sympathy for people who can’t afford or get the mental health treatment they need.

I don’t have sympathy for him (or I wouldn’t call him an asshole), but it’s an explanation for his erratic behavior.

Though I do think it’s telling that being guilty of what you are accusing people of seems like a universal theme for public figures who are firmly on the right side of the political aisle.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4155 "2025-03-20T16:52:07Z")

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Yes, he is suffering from a mental illness…and he is doing his best, with help from far too many people, to make sure that others are suffering even more.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4156 "2025-03-21T10:05:23Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I was going to put this in the stupid republican thread,

Blacl?

I mean, I’m not sure of the depth of my lack of respect for Kanye (or whatever he calls himself these days) but I think I spot a typo in his angry screed.

And hey! I too have a memtal illness, but I try not to be a fucking idiot about it.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4157 "2025-03-21T10:54:33Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> The man has bipolar disorder.

So does Stephen Fry, and yet I’ve never had their tweets confused.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4158 "2025-03-21T11:36:52Z")

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Also, if Kanye says horrible things because he’s in the manic phase of his bipolar disorder, why doesn’t he apologize when the phase ends?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4159 "2025-03-21T11:45:35Z")

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I can’t imagine being bipolar is a good excuse for allowing your multiple, minor children to hang out at your house while the Tate brothers are there.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4160 "2025-03-21T14:15:14Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Also, if Kanye says horrible things because he’s in the manic phase of his bipolar disorder, why doesn’t he apologize when the phase ends?

Because, as you chose to truncate from my quote:

> [@Atamasama](#):
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> he’s an asshole

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