# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/421 "2024-02-20T15:46:20Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > [@Stratocaster](#): > > > > Do you want to be a millionaire or not? > > I know. Spending a buck on an avocado a couple of times a month can really add up! - It’s the bread that costs a lot of dough. ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/422 "2024-02-20T15:49:39Z")
Yeah, but you really knead it. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/423 "2024-02-20T18:12:39Z")
You all just sound crusty. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/424 "2024-02-20T22:24:35Z")
Alt-right Canadian father of 9 sells everything he owns and packs up his family and moves to Russia to get away from all the gays and transes and wokeses. The Russian government immediately seizes all their assets, which they can’t get back because they don’t speak Russian, and has apparently threatened them for speaking out about it. > **[A 'Christian' family moved to Russia to escape 'LGBTQ, trans,' but now...](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18/2224293/--Christian-family-moves-to-Russia-to-escape-LGBTQ-and-now-can-t-get-out-of-their-living-hell)** > > The patriarch of a right-wing Canadian family of 11 had had just about enough of gay people in his country. “We didn't feel safe for our children there in the future anymore,” father Arend Feenstra told Russian media. “There's a lot of left-wing... Who could have thought this could happen in a country with fresh bread and shopping cart escalators? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/425 "2024-02-20T22:46:42Z")
Who lets their kids wax clients? And who let’s them do bikini waxes? And what client allows someone this young to do this to them? And why would a parent take a picture of this and post it on the internet? And what client, that allowed a kid to do their bikini wax, was okay with having their picture taken and posted to the internet? So many questions. > **[Mom Arrested for Child Neglect, Posted Pics of Daughter Waxing Crotches](https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/20/mom-arrested-child-neglect-pictures-daughter-wax-adult-women-crotch/)** > > A woman in Memphis was reportedly arrested after allegedly having her young daughter wax the vaginas of adult women -- something she appears to have posted online. The _only_ explanations I can come up with is that the client(s) is family member or friend or something. I’m not sure that makes it any better, but I can’t imagine a mom letting their kid do this and I can’t imagine a random client being okay with it. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/426 "2024-02-20T22:51:32Z")
Why am I totally not surprised that this, > you see a little girl standing in front of what appears to be two different women with their pants/underwear off … and their legs spread wide open. One picture, which is incredibly graphic, shows the girl wearing gloves and applying wax to a lady’s crotch area. is what the outrage is over but this, > she had the kid {her 5-year-old daughter} do this for a total of 24 different clients starting at 7:25 AM, and had her going for 8 hours. isn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/427 "2024-02-20T22:56:50Z")
I missed that last part. I mean, I grew up in the family business too, but I wasn’t working 8 hour shifts until I was at least 12. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/428 "2024-02-20T23:10:50Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > It’s the bread that costs a lot of dough. You’d think, but just wait until that Spanish lawyer sends you the bill. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/429 "2024-02-21T01:20:10Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > So many questions. A relatively minor one being – “wax the _vaginas_”?! Emphasis mine. That’s not even where the hair is. Does TMZ not know what a vagina is? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/430 "2024-02-21T01:27:27Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Who could have thought this could happen in a country with fresh bread and shopping cart escalators? The move worked out so much better in his head. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/431 "2024-02-21T06:38:34Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > > [@Joey\_P](#): > > > > So many questions. > > A relatively minor one being – “wax the _vaginas_”?! Emphasis mine. > > That’s not even where the hair is. Does TMZ not know what a vagina is? Given the general state of ignorance about female anatomy, my guess is no. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/432 "2024-02-21T07:57:08Z")
I imagine if one is growing hairs in their vagina, it would be very much time to visit a gynaecologist. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/433 "2024-02-21T09:21:34Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > That’s not even where the hair is. Does TMZ not know what a vagina is? They likely do but “crotch” or “groin” isn’t as sensationalist and TMZ loves anything titillating. Accuracy isn’t going to be the biggest concern for a Fox-owned tabloid. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/434 "2024-02-21T15:09:49Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@thorny\_locust](#): > > > > Does TMZ not know what a vagina is? > > They likely do but “crotch” or “groin” isn’t as sensationalist and TMZ loves anything titillating And they and their audience are not sure if “vulva” or “pubis” are socially acceptable (or if half the audience have even heard of that). ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/435 "2024-02-21T15:19:39Z")
I think it would be a very odd audience in which “vagina” was acceptable language but “pubic mound” wasn’t. Atamasama’s probably right that they think it’s more titillating. But my reaction to ‘waxing the vaginas’ isn’t sexual arousal but _ouch_! ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/436 "2024-02-21T15:36:05Z")
> **Maude Lebowski:** > In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. > > **The Dude:** > Oh yeah? > > **Maude Lebowski:** > Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/437 "2024-02-21T15:40:27Z")
I feel like most people are aware of the difference between vagina and vulva but don’t really care. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/438 "2024-02-21T15:41:11Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > > **Maude Lebowski:** > > In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. > > > > **The Dude:** > > Oh yeah? > > > > **Maude Lebowski:** > > Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. “I got your Big Lebowski right here!” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/439 "2024-02-21T15:48:09Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > But my reaction to ‘waxing the vaginas’ isn’t sexual arousal but _ouch_! I’d have been impressed if some cheeky writer tried to fit in a comment about a “waxing crescent moon”. Your typical TMZ reader is probably the wrong audience for that sort of writing, though. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/440 "2024-02-21T16:12:30Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I feel like most people are aware of the difference between vagina and vulva but don’t really care. That battle was lost a century ago. > [vagina - Wiktionary, the free dictionary](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/vagina) > In technical discussions of anatomy, the _vagina_ is a wholly internal structure and the _vulva_ is wholly external, but in common use (since at least the 1930s),[[1]](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/vagina#cite_note-1) _vagina_ can refer to the _vulva_ or function as a general term for the entire genitalia. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=23)