# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 240
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4781 "2025-06-17T14:07:59Z")
Another article I read said they’d filmed themselves fake sitting in the chair previously, indicating they knew it was a museum piece and they shouldn’t touch. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4782 "2025-06-17T14:08:29Z")
So having watched the news video: They knew it was an exhibit and was not to be sat on, they were miming _almost_ sitting on it so they could take pictures, and the guy lost his balance and plopped onto it. And calling it the “Van Gogh” chair seems to be marketing. It’s by a contemporary artist who sells other stuff on his website in the $5000 to $20000 range [Nicola Bolla - Artworks for Sale & More | Artsy](https://www.artsy.net/artist/nicola-bolla) . He named it the Van Gogh chair for reasons. Since we’re in the Pit, it feels like something a very new museum (5 years old) bought to fill up space. So lets not act like he broke the penis off Donatello’s statue of David (which you can also walk right up to). ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4783 "2025-06-17T14:43:01Z")
Sure, these particular visitors should have known better, but it’s still sloppy on the part of the museum, because not all visitors are people who should know better. There are also children who visit museums, for instance, and a child might not as easily grasp the distinction between exhibits and actual seats, and might also not be able to read a sign. Even in this case, I think that these particular idiots might have been dissuaded from miming sitting by a velvet rope or ribbon or the like. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4784 "2025-06-17T14:54:42Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > So lets not act like he broke the penis off Donatello’s statue of David (which you can also walk right up to). Really, really, really NSFW. No, _really._ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55uaB-0nawo/](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55uaB-0nawo/) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4785 "2025-06-17T15:00:29Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Really, really, really NSFW. No, _really._ Wasn’t that song on the radio and the video on MTV in the 90s? I’m pretty familiar with it, but I don’t think I owed it. Maybe I did. Also, I assumed the link was going to be the [Cunk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_r-_RWfmc) video. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4786 "2025-06-17T15:14:02Z")
Eh, that’s when King Missile started to go commercial. They were much better before they sold out. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4787 "2025-06-17T15:32:10Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Also, I assumed the link was going to be the [Cunk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_r-_RWfmc) video. I was kind of figuring something from Frank Drebin in [The Naked Gun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXnxdGh4Y20). ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4788 "2025-06-17T17:04:18Z")
On thinking about this some more… Artwork that looks like a chair, but which collapses instantly the moment a normal-sized person sits on it, from a current artist, sold for a price fairly low by museum standards, in a completely unprotected exhibit, with a color security camera in portrait mode focused on the chair even though landscape mode would give a better view of the rest of the room and the other exhibits, and the video is released to the news. Does anyone else smell something, here? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4789 "2025-06-20T01:45:52Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Stupid tourists The word is “tourons”. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4790 "2025-06-20T03:04:38Z")
nevermind ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4791 "2025-06-20T10:34:12Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > The word is “tourons”. That sounds like the latest particle discovered by CERN. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4792 "2025-06-20T18:10:25Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > So let’s not act like he broke the penis off Donatello’s statue of David (which you can also walk right up to). [Chunk says “been there, done that, got the T-shirt.”](https://youtu.be/hLEOfWYoz8Q?si=cb0gUdRh6wEWMBAd) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4793 "2025-06-20T19:22:46Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > That sounds like the latest particle discovered by CERN. I have a t-shirt similar to this: [![](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/the-universe-is-made-of-protons-neutrons-electrons-and-morons-riki-romario.jpg) ](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/the-universe-is-made-of-protons-neutrons-electrons-and-morons-riki-romario.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4794 "2025-06-20T19:26:09Z")
Back at 'cha. Here’s mine. [![](https://i.etsystatic.com/6156806/r/il/b9a9b2/1562695706/il_570xN.1562695706_3zl5.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/6156806/r/il/b9a9b2/1562695706/il_570xN.1562695706_3zl5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4795 "2025-06-20T19:26:41Z")
I have that one too (though the text of mine is red and white). ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4796 "2025-06-20T19:36:21Z")
Acktually, only about 5% of the universe is made up of atoms. This concludes my humorless correction of the day. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4797 "2025-06-20T19:36:54Z")
So the rest is morons? ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4798 "2025-06-20T19:38:01Z")
Seems that way sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4799 "2025-06-20T20:25:02Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > This concludes my humorless correction of the day. Now I’m picturing a Dopefest where everyone wears their favorite t-shirt. And all are given big red Sharpies to correct everyone else’s shirts. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4800 "2025-06-20T22:37:03Z")
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