# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4801 "2025-06-20T23:31:16Z")

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Possession of stolen guns is pretty common and doesn’t always indicate bad judgement.

Possession of meth is _always_ a sign of bad judgement. After that excellent decision-making, driving like you’re high on meth is just a baby step up from there.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4802 "2025-06-20T23:50:13Z")

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I have shirts with those last two slogans!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4803 "2025-06-20T23:51:32Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Now I’m picturing a Dopefest where everyone wears their favorite t-shirt.
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> And all are given big red Sharpies to correct everyone else’s shirts.

And then the punfest starts…

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4804 "2025-06-20T23:56:50Z")

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As long as it’s not the funpest sharts.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4805 "2025-06-22T01:14:07Z")

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Yeah, Pakistan is being pretty fucking stupid right now.  
[https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistan-nominate-trump-nobel-peace-prize-2025-06-21/](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistan-nominate-trump-nobel-peace-prize-2025-06-21/)

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4806 "2025-06-22T01:45:07Z")

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At the very least, the timing is unfortunate for them.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4807 "2025-06-22T10:27:35Z")

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Maybe Pakistan thinks it’s a low-cost way to weight the US scales against bombing them, too?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4808 "2025-06-22T11:20:01Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> I have shirts with those last two slogans!

You have shirts with these slogans?

> Possession of meth is _always_ a sign of bad judgement.

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> After that excellent decision-making, driving like you’re high on meth is just a baby step up from there.

They seem to be a bit wordy for T-shirts.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4809 "2025-06-22T11:28:12Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> You have shirts with these slogans?

I believe that was in reference to these:  
[![](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/the-universe-is-made-of-protons-neutrons-electrons-and-morons-riki-romario.jpg) ](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/the-universe-is-made-of-protons-neutrons-electrons-and-morons-riki-romario.jpg)  
[![](https://i.etsystatic.com/6156806/r/il/b9a9b2/1562695706/il_570xN.1562695706_3zl5.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/6156806/r/il/b9a9b2/1562695706/il_570xN.1562695706_3zl5.jpg)

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4810 "2025-06-23T04:12:57Z")

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Correct.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4811 "2025-06-23T15:18:53Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Yeah, Pakistan is being pretty fucking stupid right now.

If only they waited a day.

> **[Pakistan condemns Trump for bombing Iran a day after recommending him for a...](https://apnews.com/article/pakistan-trump-nobel-iran-bombing-c841ba1ae625d268b1ad83d99c8723a4)**
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> Pakistan has condemned U.S. President Donald Trump for bombing Iran, less than 24 hours after saying he deserved a Nobel Peace Prize for defusing a recent crisis with India.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4812 "2025-06-26T15:15:04Z")

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Wearing a hoodie during a heat advisory is a great way to draw attention to yourself.

> **[Kankakee man arrested on multiple gun charges](https://www.shawlocal.com/daily-journal/2025/06/24/kankakee-man-arrested-on-multiple-gun-charges/)**
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> Isaiah E. Drew, of Kankakee, was arrested Monday by Kankakee police after they allegedly found a firearm on him.

> One of the officers advised that one of the subjects appeared to be concealing something in his hooded sweatshirt pocket.

> Officers found a gun which appeared to have a switch on the back plate. The firearm also had an extended magazine with a drum, police said.
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> According to police, the firearm had two different serial numbers, the serial number on the slide did not match the serial number on the frame.
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> A check by KanComm dispatch found the slide was reported stolen out of Iberia Parrish, Louisiana, and the frame was reported stolen out of Houston, Texas.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4813 "2025-06-26T15:23:10Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> A check by KanComm dispatch found the slide was reported stolen out of Iberia Parrish, Louisiana, and the frame was reported stolen out of Houston, Texas.

So shouldn’t that technically be _two_ stolen gun charges? The gun was the result of two different thefts after all.

(Interestingly enough, the article doesn’t seem to mention a problem with the gun being stolen at all, just the fact that he had a firearm at all as a felon was the result of charges.)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4814 "2025-06-26T15:32:43Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Wearing a hoodie during a heat advisory is a great way to draw attention to yourself.

Not really. Hang around teenagers for any amount of time, and you’ll quickly realize that most of them have no concept of dressing appropriate for the temperature. Students in heavy sweatshirts complaining that it’s too hot is commonplace.

> [@Atamasama](#):
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> So shouldn’t that technically be _two_ stolen gun charges? The gun was the result of two different thefts after all.

Two theft charges, maybe, but legally, there’s usually one specific part to a gun (IIRC, the receiver) that’s considered “the gun”. This gets around problems like a person who’s not allowed to buy a gun buying all of the parts and assembling it themself: They can buy all the parts but the receiver, but without that, the gun won’t work.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4815 "2025-06-26T15:33:55Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> So shouldn’t that technically be _two_ stolen gun charges?

Technically, AIUI, the frame is the firearm, the slide is just a part.

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**Author:** ![Chelonaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Chelonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chelonaut)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4816 "2025-06-26T15:48:15Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Technically, AIUI, the frame is the firearm, the slide is just a part.

Now I’m curious, are there any other parts of a gun that has a serial number?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4817 "2025-06-26T15:53:12Z")

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> [@Chelonaut](#):
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> Now I’m curious, are there any other parts of a gun that has a serial number?

In my 9mm, the barrel (the part with the rifling, separate from the frame) has a serial number.

In my non-ATF opinion, the barrel is all that counts to law enforcement, as that is the part that identifies the gun from ballistics. They are interchangeable, after all.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4818 "2025-06-26T16:07:08Z")

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Any part of any machine can have a serial number. They can be useful for the manufacturer, and sometimes for the consumer. I don’t think the others are required by law, though.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4819 "2025-06-26T16:14:05Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Not really. Hang around teenagers for any amount of time, and you’ll quickly realize that most of them have no concept of dressing appropriate for the temperature. Students in heavy sweatshirts complaining that it’s too hot is commonplace.

I’m in my 40s and you’ll see me wearing a black hoodie nearly 100% of the time. Even when it’s 90 degrees out, it’s still freezing cold where I work.

But the article doesn’t say, or even suggest, that the police stopped them for wearing sweatshirts and there’s no mention at all of the weather. It only says they were “part of a group of young men and boys wearing face masks” and one of the officers noticed the kid in question appeared to be hiding something in his sweatshirt pocket.

I’m not saying that’s not how it played out, but I’m not getting that from the article.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/4820 "2025-06-26T17:23:44Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Technically, AIUI, the frame is the firearm, the slide is just a part.

I found it curious there was a serial number on the slide at all.

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