# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 260
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5181 "2025-08-07T14:20:48Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > While I can’t condone his methods, I can certainly emphasize with his motivation I can empathize with his hunger. But fuck that guy’s motivation. I don’t give a shit how angry he got or how angry I would have been in the same position. We live in a fucking society ---
**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5182 "2025-08-07T14:22:19Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > [This](https://www.kcra.com/article/women-dies-head-stuck-lodi-donation-box/65610373) one is more depressing than stupid-mfer. A woman was found stuck in a clothing donation box. She was extracted, but went into cardiac arrest and they were unable to resuscitate her. She was thought to be around 40, plus or minus 5 years. > > Of course we could make a crass joke about where the box was that she was stuck in. But, oh Lord, we are not so tasteless. Oh, no! Not again! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5183 "2025-08-07T14:25:19Z")
Living in a society also means not stealing someone’s dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5184 "2025-08-07T14:28:55Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > It’s also why I keep a beat-up old street atlas in the car, which has never failed me. It would if you were looking for a subdivision that was built after your antique atlas was printed. Use GPS nav or don’t I don’t care, but I swear it’s like some people are proud of being luddites. > [@DesertDog](#): > > With a rubber dick? Seems pretty weak-sauce to me. You think guy are going to throw their real dicks on the court? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5185 "2025-08-07T14:36:17Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > You think guy are > > going to throw their real dicks on the court? - Yes if you have a [detachable penis.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5186 "2025-08-07T15:26:12Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Living in a society also means not stealing someone’s dinner And it means accepting that there are things acceptable to do about it if someone does, and things that are not acceptable to do about it. Smashing their car up is not an acceptable thing to do about it. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5187 "2025-08-07T15:29:07Z")
I never said otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5188 "2025-08-07T16:04:35Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > > [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > > > I suspect the point is to remind women they are only good for sex. > > With a rubber dick? Seems pretty weak-sauce Considering the high proportion of players who are openly of queer sexuality, it can have added insulting connotations (“here’s what you all really need”). ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5189 "2025-08-07T16:08:04Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > Smashing their car up is not an acceptable thing to do about it. Especially when said driver didn’t even steal the dinner in the first place. “I busted up a car because I thought they stole it based on the GPS” is a stupid as fuck excuse. We don’t encourage people to take matters into their own hands because most people are stupid MFers who can’t be trusted to adjudicate their own problems, as this assclown amply demonstrated. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5190 "2025-08-07T16:33:40Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Considering the high proportion of players who are openly of queer sexuality, it can have added insulting connotations (“here’s what you all really need”). The penetration, to put it bluntly, without the dick attached to the dick. Could be it is all they really need. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5191 "2025-08-07T16:48:05Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Considering the high proportion of players who are openly of queer sexuality, it can have added insulting connotations (“here’s what you all really need”). FTR, and in no way condoning this behavior or claiming it’s not offensive, throwing dildos onto the field has a [somewhat long history in the NFL](https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2022/1/16/22886127/bills-vs-patriots-dildo-throwing-history-explained-playoffs), specifically when the Patriots are playing at the Bills. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5192 "2025-08-07T16:48:51Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Use GPS nav or don’t I don’t care, but I swear it’s like some people are proud of being luddites. Some people? On this board you can hardly swing a dildo without hitting a proud luddite. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5193 "2025-08-07T16:58:08Z")
Some here just prefer classic vintage style. They’ll tell you you’ve never really plotted your drive until you’ve done so using your lensatic compass and protractor. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5194 "2025-08-07T17:10:58Z")
The DoorDash story compels me to tell my little tale of a pizza delivery the other day. Even though Marco’s screwed us once before by stealing our credit card info and trying to buy something with it, we got sucked in by the yummy-looking hot honey pepperoni pizza. So we ordered one. They said it would be about 30 minutes. 30 minutes went by. Then 35. 40. 45. 55. A full hour went by - on a Tuesday night! Mr Rebo stepped out on the front porch (to look for the driver I guess) and almost stepped on our pizza! The stupid driver didn’t even ring our doorbell or knock! It was stone cold, of course. And he didn’t even get a tip, because I forgot to tip them in advance when I paid by phone, and I had $6 in cash for them. We reheated the pizza in the air fryer, and it was delicious. Hell, it was pretty good cold! But WT actual F? Why not ring the doorbell? (Yes, it’s working, that’s the first thing we checked.) ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5195 "2025-08-07T17:11:59Z")
Some college friends got lost in upstate New York around forty years ago and resorted to looking for the North Star to figure out how to get somewhere familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5196 "2025-08-07T17:15:01Z")
I remember the days before GPS was commonly available. I got lost constantly. It’s not the GPS technology that’s the problem. It’s fixing a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5197 "2025-08-07T17:18:43Z")
I remember as a kid, when I was riding in my parents’ car, and we’d get lost, we’d stop random pedestrians or at gas stations to ask for directions. We also used road atlases and paper maps from gas stations. I much prefer having a GPS. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5198 "2025-08-07T17:27:42Z")
I remember visiting DC for work and having MapQuest printouts. And there were road closures everywhere for construction. And I was lost for hours trying to figure it out. GPS would have taken care of it. Too bad my trip predated the technology. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5199 "2025-08-07T17:39:54Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Use GPS nav or don’t I don’t care, but I swear it’s like some people are proud of being luddites. Meanwhile, some of us are proud of being able to use either or both systems as the situation demands without acting like we should get an award for it. I’d _prefer_ that people be able to use multiple methods of navigation but I understand many do not. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5200 "2025-08-07T17:41:23Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > On this board you can hardly swing a dildo without hitting a proud luddite. I’d laugh, if I used computers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=259) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=261)