# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5741 "2025-10-15T23:03:57Z")
[Another deserving individual was disqualified for the Darwin Award.](https://www.wate.com/news/knox-county-news/all-we-can-say-is-wow-car-crashes-into-house-in-powell/) > The car left the road and hit a house on Fieldstone Farms Lane, according to Rural Metro. While the home was heavily damaged, leaving it “structurally unsafe” and the car was “destroyed,” the driver “somehow” only had what appeared to be minor injuries. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5742 "2025-10-16T00:56:27Z")
Awful article. > Court records said that Ingersoll’s passengers pleaded for him to slow down, but he disregarded them. The car then left the road, clipped a tree and struck the residence with its speedometer stuck at 60 miles per hour, court records said. What passengers? What the fuck happened to them?! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5743 "2025-10-16T11:32:57Z")
Woman threatens to call ICE on Navy vet. Loses two jobs. > **[Brewers fan says ‘call ICE’ on Latino Dodgers fan; woman now out of job](https://www.fox6now.com/news/brewers-dodgers-fight-woman-under-fire-video)** > > Dodgers fan and Navy veteran Ricardo Fosado recorded a Brewers fan yelling “let’s call ICE" at him during Tuesday’s playoff game. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5744 "2025-10-16T15:18:03Z")
And the Dodgers fan was escorted out in the 7th inning for swearing at the woman. It doesn’t say what words he used. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5745 "2025-10-16T15:32:12Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > It doesn’t say what words he used. There’s a big difference between, “I’m done with you, fuck off and leave me alone,” and vile misogynistic profanity and the like. The former seems like it shouldn’t be actionable, the latter I absolutely support kicking him out for. If there isn’t any video of what he said that got him kicked out, all we can do is speculate. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5746 "2025-10-16T17:35:09Z")
Gonna go out on a limb and speculate beer was involved in the whole event on both sides of the aisle. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5747 "2025-10-16T17:50:04Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > speculate beer was involved In Milwaukee? Surely you jest! ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5748 "2025-10-16T17:55:38Z")
At the home of the Brewers, no less ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5749 "2025-10-16T18:11:05Z")
He was being an asshat in that video. Dumb, drunk, rude fans. One of the worst part of live sports. The star spangled banner at the begging of the game is up there as well. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5750 "2025-10-16T20:04:51Z")
I’m guessing they couldn’t wait until the packages hit porches; I’m also guessing the U-Haul was stolen as well. > **[These 5 Amazon Warehouse Thieves Stole $30,000 In Merchandise: Channahon...](https://patch.com/illinois/channahon-minooka/these-5-amazon-warehouse-thieves-stole-30-000-merchandise-channahon)** > > Channahon police continued to follow the U-Haul until it became inoperable. ETA: > at 11:09 a.m. Wednesday, Channahon Police received two phone calls from witnesses reporting six to seven people removing large boxes from the Amazon facility Did they expect witnesses to believe they’re movers? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5751 "2025-10-16T20:09:42Z")
New band name: Proactive Porch Pirates ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5752 "2025-10-16T20:51:26Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I’m guessing they couldn’t wait until the packages hit porches They’ve seen those Mark Rober videos. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5753 "2025-10-17T10:20:22Z")
Three slackjawed bros in Westchester County boat up to an amusement park at night, vandalize it, and steal a couple of hundred stuffed animals. > **[Group of Teens Used Boat to Enter Amusement Park Overnight and Steal 200...](https://people.com/teens-steal-200-stuffed-animals-from-amusement-park-11831219)** > > Group of Teens Used Boat to Enter Amusement Park Overnight and Steal 200 Stuffed Animals, Cut Electrical Wires They look like three students from Xavier’s School for Special Youngsters. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5754 "2025-10-17T11:29:52Z")
I won’t visit this restaurant that opened near me because they have to know the association (Charlie Kirk) their name brings up in people’s minds, right? They had to have googled it, right? Right? > **[Turning Point Restaurants | Award Winning Breakfast, Brunch & Lunch](https://turningpointrestaurants.com)** ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5755 "2025-10-17T11:34:01Z")
They’ve been there since Charlie Kirk was 5 years old ([1998](https://turningpointrestaurants.com/new-about-us/)). You can even see it on Google maps going back to 2008. [![](https://i.imgur.com/Eqw4f0M.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/Eqw4f0M.png) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5756 "2025-10-17T12:04:47Z")
City worker caught picking up a prostitute while on the clock. > **[Milwaukee DPW employee caught on camera exploiting apparent sex worker](https://www.fox6now.com/news/milwaukee-dpw-employee-exploit-sex-worker)** > > "During city work hours – it’s mindboggling. It’s crazy." > **[19K views · 75 reactions | city of #milwaukee water works employee gets caught...](https://www.facebook.com/branden.toliver.90/videos/2042899613205311/?rdid=0eldoAUmizOIXovu&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2Fv%2F17ThbqMxq1%2F)** > > city of #milwaukee water works employee gets caught engaging in #prostitution > 08/27/2025 > 11:00a.m. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5757 "2025-10-17T12:35:12Z")
Sure, it was during work hours, but maybe it was his lunch break. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5758 "2025-10-17T13:06:15Z")
Thanks. Just bad luck on their part. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5759 "2025-10-17T13:47:40Z")
That picture looks like they’re auditioning for a K-Pop band. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/5760 "2025-10-17T14:51:25Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > They look like three students from Xavier’s School for Special Youngsters. _Marvel’s X-Cretins_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=287) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=289)