# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6361 "2026-01-25T16:23:18Z")
Per her previous posts, Biden is also deceased and is portrayed by an actor to make people believe he is still alive. No doubt she believes the same of the Clintons.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6362 "2026-01-25T16:25:09Z")
How about Buzz Aldrin?
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6363 "2026-01-25T16:25:25Z")
I admire your fortitude in continuing to expose yourself to that level of lunacy.
I used to enjoy a good crackpot-poking as much as the next guy, but nowadays, whether their wackiness is in politics or science I find I just don’t have the patience. Simply shooting them seems a mercy for them and for society.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6364 "2026-01-25T16:30:19Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> How about Buzz Aldrin?
The Moon landings were faked, of course.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2026, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6365 "2026-01-25T16:45:35Z")
It’s a reasonable response to outrageous long-term airport parking fees.
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### Author:  [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6366 "2026-01-29T18:02:48Z")
A man in Ohio stole a tray from a mail truck then [posted on Instagram](https://www.404media.co/ohio-mail-theft-postal-worker-robbery/) pix and videos of him riffling through letters in the tray and using one of the stolen credit cards at an ATM.
He’s been arrested and charged. His accomplice in the theft remains at large.
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### Author:  [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2026, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6367 "2026-01-29T18:12:11Z")
Boy, that’s stupid. He should have posted on Facebook. Nobody’s on there anymore.
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### Author:  [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6368 "2026-01-29T20:21:06Z")
> [@DesertDog](#):
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> A man in Ohio stole a tray from a mail truck
Have fun in federal prison, dumfuk. Of course, maybe you’ll get a pardon.
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### Author:  [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2026, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6369 "2026-01-29T23:05:00Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Of course, maybe you’ll get a pardon.
Only if he forwarded some of those credit cards to the White House
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### Author:  [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6370 "2026-01-29T23:15:59Z")
Oh now I’m thinking I’d bribe trump for a pardon with 500 scratcher tickets. “Mr President, sir,”, I’d say, with tears in my eyes, “these are the best tickets. They could be worth BILLIONS!”
And then he’s spend weeks scratching them off, so he couldn’t do some new un-American shit.
Eh, it _could_ work.
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### Author:  [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6371 "2026-01-31T19:00:15Z")
A guy gets into an SUV sporting a TRUMP flag, attempts to drive off, hits a protester, than bolts. Kind of dumb to do that when there are so many people around to a) witness it, b) record it, and c) get your license plate number.
> **[Fremont student hit in apparent hit-and-run during student-led ICE demonstration](https://nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news-articles/fremont-student-hit-in-apparent-hit-and-run-during-student-led-ice-demonstration/)**
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> A driver hit a student during a student-led protest in Fremont on Thursday afternoon, a spokesperson with the Fremont Public Schools district said.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6372 "2026-01-31T19:28:46Z")
At least he chose a red car; those are extra hard to spot in the usual sea of gray and tan and white ones. 🤪
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6373 "2026-01-31T19:44:30Z")
From what I’m seeing, they already caught the driver, who was a juvenile. I’m WAGing it was a student.
IMO, the _only_ way this shouldn’t go in the ‘evil’ thread is if the driver hit the protestor by accident and drove off because they panicked.
I wonder if we’ll find out whether it was an accident or done on purpose.
Interestingly, if the situation were reversed; If a bunch of republican kids were protesting and someone with a Biden flag on their car accidentally hit one of them and took off, he’d be getting death threats. Trump, Levitt, Bondi and everyone on Fox would be mentioning him by name and labeling him as a terrorist etc etc etc. The school would have to shut down for a few days while things cool off and students/parents feel safe returning.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6374 "2026-01-31T19:51:10Z")
ISTM the driver, even if innocent of any ill intent towards the protesters is demonstrably a stupid MF.
Because they have a trump flag on their car. Anywhere anytime, that is the sure sign of a stupid MF. And they’re clearly in the news; we have cites. Q.E.D.
So they totally fit this thread. If to boot the driver intended to run over protester(s), now that belongs in the evil MF thread.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6375 "2026-01-31T19:52:23Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Because they have a trump flag on their car.
If it makes a difference, the car (and sticker) probably belong to one of their parents.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6376 "2026-01-31T19:57:57Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> sticker
You mean the 3’x5’ (or larger) flag proudly flying from the pole on the back of the car? Even if the kid borrowed the car from Dad, if he didn’t want to fly the flag he could have taken it off.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6377 "2026-01-31T20:20:37Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> You mean the 3’x5’ (or larger) flag proudly flying from the pole on the back of the car?
You’re right, I didn’t see that in the picture. It just looked like part of the background.
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### Author:  [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2026, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6378 "2026-02-01T10:47:41Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> IMO, the _only_ way this shouldn’t go in the ‘evil’ thread is if the driver hit the protestor by accident and drove off because they panicked.
I debated, but ultimately decided to put it here because the guy looked to be a juvenile.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2026, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6379 "2026-02-01T15:51:42Z")
We really need a Stupid MFers NOT in the News thread.
So I shared a photo of a sign in a car window:
> Clinton made me want to be faithful.
> Bush made me want to be smarter;
> Obama wanted me to be better.
> Trump makes me want to be Canadian.
My pet Trump cultist replied:
> Hilarious, Clinton faithful 😆 bush smart 😆 Obama good 😆 moving to Canada will still make you a US citizen since we now own it 😆 your genius ass just doesn’t know it yet 😆😆😆
We both read the same text, but I read it as that Clinton is the _opposite_ of faithful, Bush is the _opposite_ of smart, and Obama is a good person. She seems to have read is as ‘Clinton is faithful, Bush is smart, and Obama is good.’ Yes, Obama is good. But she’s too stupid to grok the other sentences. (And she says that Canada is already the 51st state.)
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### Author:  [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2026, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6380 "2026-02-01T15:58:24Z")
The trouble is, there’s so much of that brand of stupid out there, it could overwhelm the servers.
Is your pet cultist smart enough to be trolling you?
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