# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")
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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6401 "2026-02-03T14:49:07Z")

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Great cite. But this part

> [@Smapti](#):
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> commandeers a man’s car at gunpoint claiming to be “armed militia on a mission”, opens fire on people after demanding to know if they’re US citizens,

sounds a lot more evil than stupid. If the guy had been a little less wasted he’d have done a lot of damage. Who’s to say he hasn’t already on previous occasions?

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### Author: ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6402 "2026-02-03T15:48:06Z")

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You don’t need to convince me that this country is in trouble and that the administration is divorced from reality. If I were in a sour mood I would be telling you to go teach your grandma to suck eggs.

Appealing with the face of an imaginary alien doesn’t seem to me to be moving in the right direction.

Slogan good, image not.

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### Author: ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6403 "2026-02-03T16:15:11Z")

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I don’t know the backstory behind this, for all I know the kids instigated the physical confrontation and the guy clutching his MAGA hat the entire time is blameless. I doubt it, but it’s possible. This apparently took place in Austin TX after the HS kids staged an anti-ICE walkout. Either way, while size is important, numbers count.

> **[Billy Jensen (@billyjensen) on Threads](https://www.threads.com/@billyjensen/post/DUR0uD3Ea-q/video-a-man-in-a-maga-hat-apparently-tried-to-confront-high-school-students)**
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> A man in a MAGA hat apparently tried to confront high school students protestors in Kyle, TX--and the kids took him down hard (via @reporteaustin)

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### Author: ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6404 "2026-02-03T17:05:11Z")

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Looks like the thread may have been pulled down. Hopefully the video can be found elsewhere. In it, an adult male is in a physical confrontation with at least one high school female and soon he’s being swarmed by 20 or so smaller HS students (I assume) getting pummeled on the ground. The entire time, he’s clutching his MAGA hat before escaping and making his way back to his truck.

He doesn’t look seriously hurt, but he seems surprised with how that turned out.

Ah, here we go. On second viewing, at least one student is working to pull the other students off the man and end the confrontation.

> **[Fight breaks out at student-led protest on RM 967 in Buda](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvMhUgNV0N8%2F)**
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> A student-led walkout protest against Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) on Monday afternoon escalated after an argument between a juvenile and an adu...

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### Author: ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6405 "2026-02-03T17:13:26Z")

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I love this comment on the youtube vid:

When your life choices lead you to getting beat by a crowd that includes a girl wearing a “Choose Kindness Always” hoodie.

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### Author: ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6406 "2026-02-03T17:34:45Z")

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Let’s get more information out there. Here’s video of the guy walking from his car to assault what I think is a girl in a white hoodie and black pants. He shoves her down the hill then jumps on top of her before he’s swarmed by her classmates.

> **[Reddit - The heart of the internet](https://www.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1quqvji/maga_adult_male_assaults_texas_high_school/)**

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### Author: ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6407 "2026-02-03T17:40:28Z")

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If the adult was the instigator, there is some good schadenfreude coming from me around that.

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### Author: ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6408 "2026-02-03T17:52:59Z")

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That is some serious FAFO.

I guess I’m not technically supposed to encourage violence but he started the physical altercation so good on those kids for taking care of the trash

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### Author: ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6409 "2026-02-03T18:15:27Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell _bad_.

Uh… what?

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### Author: ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6410 "2026-02-03T18:16:37Z")

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[Spock’s definition of logic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mswr-u99Lq0)

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### Author: ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6411 "2026-02-03T18:19:59Z")

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Ah, okay. I was expecting a compare and contrast but it had ‘logic’ on both sides. My Trek-fu failed me.

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### Author: ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6412 "2026-02-03T19:07:19Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> Let’s get more information out there.

Ah, much better video showing the instigation, removes nearly all of the doubt. I have no clue what this MF was thinking, 20 HS students are going to kick his ass, even if some of them were actively trying to defuse the situation.

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### Author: ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6413 "2026-02-03T19:21:03Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> He doesn’t look seriously hurt, but he seems surprised with how that turned out.
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> Ah, here we go. On second viewing, at least one student is working to pull the other students off the man and end the confrontation.

I think the video is poetry and I hope it is a reflection of how things will go for the country. Dipshit MAGA trying to push his weight around and finding that the pissed-off majority are going to beat his ass.

But fuck that Texas news station and their awful reporting. They called it “younger men and women fighting with an older man” which sounds like a bunch of healthy young adults attacking a helpless senior. In reality, it was a grown adult taking on teenagers. They were not “men and women”. Total spin. In addition, they cut out the beginning of the video, where he gets out of his truck to push a young girl down a hill, and that’s why he gets swarmed as her peers defend her.

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### Author: ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6414 "2026-02-03T19:59:50Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> In addition, they cut out the beginning of the video

To be fair, when I first encountered the video that’s all that there was. I didn’t see the complete video until the post by **Cheeseteak**. They may not have had the whole thing.

Otherwise your criticism of their reporting is dead on.

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### Author: ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6415 "2026-02-03T20:04:19Z")

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It’s a conservative area plus many local news stations are owned by Nexstar or Sinclair, which own a considerable number of local news outlets (KXAN is owned by Nexstar) and have increasingly been pushing a conservative agenda into local news coverage.

Or it could be the local coverage was just bad. Or both.

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### Author: ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6416 "2026-02-03T20:25:26Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> They may not have had the whole thing.

Okay, I might have been a bit too harsh on that one point, granted.

> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> It’s a conservative area plus many local news stations are owned by Nexstar or Sinclair, which own a considerable number of local news outlets (KXAN is owned by Nexstar) and have increasingly been pushing a conservative agenda into local news coverage.

Our ABC affiliate here in the Seattle area is Sinclair, which tracks, because they sure spin a lot of right-wing stuff. You’d be surprised they even have a studio anymore in Seattle and it survived the whole city being burned down by homeless people and illegal aliens if you believed some of their stories.

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### Author: ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6417 "2026-02-03T22:06:02Z")

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So proud of those kids.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6418 "2026-02-03T23:42:55Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> I don’t much like that meme. It makes it look as if logic is not a normal human characteristic or ability, which is not a point of view I would want to promote.

[‘We’ve got to remain _rational!_. Logical. Logical.](https://clip.cafe/dawn-of-the-dead-1978/we-got-remain-rational/)’ [ClipCafe]

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### Author: ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6419 "2026-02-03T23:54:45Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> When your life choices lead you to getting beat by a crowd that includes a girl wearing a “Choose Kindness Always” hoodie.

Of course the shirt on the girl next to her says “Kill Your Local Pedophile” so it’s a bit of a mixed crowd.

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### Author: ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2026, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6420 "2026-02-04T00:30:55Z")

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I just wish they had been third or fourth graders.

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