# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6721 "2026-03-23T21:02:14Z")

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Okay. Does the lawsuit happen to explain who these assassins are, and why they want to kill the composer?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6722 "2026-03-23T21:05:08Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Supposedly, the literal translation is “here is a lion”, but in Zulu culture, they refer to a king as a “lion”. So in that sense, it **also** means “here is the king”.

Do the lyrics also implore God to save the lion; the gracious, noble lion?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6723 "2026-03-23T21:06:27Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Do the lyrics also implore God to save the lion; the gracious, noble lion?

Apparently not.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6724 "2026-03-23T21:11:15Z")

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I believe the word in question is “baba” which does mean “father” but can also be used in the sense of “Our Father who art in heaven”. So the comedian’s translation is valid.

> **[The Lord's Prayer in Zulu | NHM Ministrants](https://ministrants.com/lords-prayer_zulu.php)**
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> Elfenworks Productions, LLC

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6725 "2026-03-23T21:17:47Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I believe the word in question is “baba” which does mean “father” but can also be used in the sense of “Our Father who art in heaven”. So the comedian’s translation is valid.

That makes sense. The only language I know pretty well aside from English is Japanese, and there are some Japanese terms that I understand but are difficult to translate perfectly into English.

And I’m sure it goes the other way also; consider how many words there are in English that have a completely different meaning depending on context (like the simple word “fly”); a direct translation into another language might be difficult, especially if you are translating word-by-word.

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**Author:** ![Nightaudit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightaudit/32/17181_2.png) [@Nightaudit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightaudit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6726 "2026-03-23T21:38:52Z")

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wtf kinda of German name is Faycal? Did they loose the naming laws I recently?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6727 "2026-03-23T21:43:36Z")

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> [@Nightaudit](#):
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> wtf kinda of German name is Faycal?

Sounds like a variant of Faisal to me. Germany has a lot of Middle Eastern immigrants these days.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6728 "2026-03-23T21:46:18Z")

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And millions of people of Turkish origin who are naturalized Germans, some 3rd or even 4th generation. I don’t know if Faisal/Faycal is also common in Turkish, though. But I as a German didn’t bat an eye when I read that name. It’s like asking “Felipe Lopez, wtf kinda American name is that?”

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**Author:** ![Nightaudit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightaudit/32/17181_2.png) [@Nightaudit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightaudit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6729 "2026-03-23T22:10:31Z")

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I take it that the Hispanic food available in Germany is really toned down and bland compared to what we have here in the States?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6730 "2026-03-23T22:11:48Z")

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Hell, Hispanic food available in _most of the United States_ is toned down and bland compared to what’s available near the border.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6731 "2026-03-23T22:12:58Z")

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Huh? I have no idea why you took it that way, other than that the name Felipe Lopez has a connotation I don’t know about. I meant nobody in particular, it was just my stand-in for “common Hispanic name”.

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**Author:** ![Nightaudit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightaudit/32/17181_2.png) [@Nightaudit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightaudit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6732 "2026-03-23T22:16:12Z")

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I’ve been to the Midwest too…can’t find a taco that’s not from a box marked Old El Paso…

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6733 "2026-03-23T22:18:59Z")

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I googled “Felipe Lopez” and only found a Dominican basketballer, but nothing food related. I still feel whooshed.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6734 "2026-03-23T22:24:13Z")

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> [@Nightaudit](#):
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> I’ve been to the Midwest too…can’t find a taco that’s not from a box marked Old El Paso

It’s gotten better here in the Pacific Northwest since when I moved from San Diego 20 years ago. At the time, we had one taco truck in the entire county, and when I went to Albertson’s and asked the meat cutter for thin-sliced beef for carne asada, he didn’t even know what carne asada WAS. Now we’ve actually got a 'Berto’s clone here in town that serves the exact same kind of Mexican food I grew up on.

I was reminded how comparatively good I have it when I went to Chicago a few years ago and ordered a carne asada burrito from Doordash. They put lettuce in it. LETTUCE! In a burrito! Who on earth wants hot wilted lettuce? Now there’s some stupid MFers.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6735 "2026-03-23T22:28:20Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> It’s like asking “Felipe Lopez, wtf kinda American name is that?”

Which as you meant, is a silly question about a significant ethnic minority within your country.

But right now with the racist junior fascists running the US government, that’s exactly the kind of question a RW crazy would ask in all seriousness before demanding anyone able to speak Spanish be deported to “any other furrin’ shithole country.”

I suspect @Nightaudit utterly missed that your point was made with humor / sarcasm.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6736 "2026-03-23T22:31:48Z")

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Ooh, sorry, I never think about sarcasm tags, and in that context I never thought to be taken so wrongly. But in theses times, all is possible. So for the record: I wanted to express it exactly the way @LSLGuy interpreted it.

To put it another way: Mustafa Yilmaz as a German name is almost as common as Thomas Müller or Felipe Lopez as American name. And that’s a good thing. Hope that clears it up.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6737 "2026-03-23T22:32:44Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> Does the lawsuit happen to explain who these assassins are, and why they want to kill the composer?

He seems to be claiming that Zulu nationalists want to kill him for supposedly embarrassing their culture.

> These false statements were made to damage the reputation of Lebo M and Lebo M’s African Culture. Lebo M now fears for his life due to Xenophobic comments that have fueled anger towards Lebo M from Zimbabweans and South Africans.
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> These comments have now placed Lebo M’s family and business associates in grave danger by would be assassins which have forced Lebo M to acquire more security.

Clearly this guy’s lawyer saw the results of the Afroman trial and said “hold my beer”.

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**Author:** ![Nightaudit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightaudit/32/17181_2.png) [@Nightaudit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightaudit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6738 "2026-03-23T22:32:58Z")

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The price for a taco at the defendant restaurant is not bad by NYC standards…. $5.95… and they got Topo Chico and all the flavors of Nazi Coke (aka Fanta) too!

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**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6739 "2026-03-23T22:38:16Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> He seems to be claiming that Zulu nationalists want to kill him for supposedly embarrassing their culture.

I would think that Zulu nationalists would already know exactly what the song lyrics mean (including all of the nuances and connotations), and that the comedian’s bit would thus be completely irrelevant to him.

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**Author:** ![Nightaudit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightaudit/32/17181_2.png) [@Nightaudit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightaudit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/6740 "2026-03-23T22:42:14Z")

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I know that the Poodle was being spöttisch…

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