# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 361
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7201 "2026-05-12T20:29:12Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Jesus fuck are you being a contrarian for a personal reason, or just don’t like me? You just don’t realize how casually misogynistic and far-fetched your story is. Yeah, people (not just me) are going to push back on that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7202 "2026-05-12T20:30:01Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > And I’m done with you. You seem very testy. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7203 "2026-05-12T20:38:31Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > You seem very testy.. Two testy, actually. I forgot the SD contrarian mindset. If it didn’t happen to them, it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7204 "2026-05-12T21:18:48Z")
My GF informs me that she and her BFFs, who’re all well-off single women actively chasing men, and actively being chased, often notice which men have a visible crotch bulge and which do not. They like that look. Then again, we’re all in the snootier zipcodes of greater Miami. Lotta tight pants and lotta emphasis on personal appearance. Men and women both. Even among folks who’re of retirement age. Like us. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7205 "2026-05-12T21:43:04Z")
Elaine : “I don’t know how you walk around with those things” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7206 "2026-05-12T22:53:28Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > My GF informs me that she and her BFFs, who’re all well-off single women actively chasing men, and actively being chased, often notice which men have a visible crotch bulge and which do not. They like that look. In a workplace, isn’t that a textbook example of a hostile environment? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7207 "2026-05-12T23:03:04Z")
GF & crew are not in a workplace. I live in a big building full of single older but not elderly people. Whole lotta ogling goes on. And a lot of Dress for (dating) Success. Both men & women are oglers and oglees. My personal POV about men & women at work is that it’s OK to notice the appearance of coworkers. It’s not OK to ogle or comment. You can ask for a date … once. Unless they work for you and then it’s zero. You’d have to ask the folks upthread what went on in that workplace. But I bet they’re disinterested in answering. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7208 "2026-05-13T00:06:17Z")
Even for women who prefer large genitalia, there’s a limit. There’s definitely such a thing as too big. I’m an old hippie. I’ve seen a lot of naked men. I never noticed the size of their genitals. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7209 "2026-05-13T00:08:51Z")
Well, that’s what led to this trend. Testicles the size of grapefruits will get your attention. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7210 "2026-05-13T00:10:13Z")
Not all attention is positive. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7211 "2026-05-13T00:10:36Z")
You make a good point. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7212 "2026-05-13T00:11:25Z")
I’m a guy who can’t imagine the appeal of grossly oversized testicles and really can’t imagine what would tempt someone to inject saline water (or really _anything_) into their scrotums to accomplish this. The very idea makes me very uncomfortable. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7213 "2026-05-13T00:22:32Z")
Fetish is as fetish does. It doesn’t have to make logical sense. In fact it almost _can’t_. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7214 "2026-05-13T01:23:42Z")
Oh yeah. If it’s a fetish, it’s a fetish. But if some men are doing this because they think hugely oversized genitals will attract women — don’t. Staring is one thing. Bedding’s another. Over a certain size, ain’t nobody going to be interested in the latter. Well, I suppose somebody with the same fetish might be; but they’re going to be thin on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7215 "2026-05-13T02:37:40Z")
Having seen some of the photos on the subreddit that shall not be named, I’m not even sure sexual intercourse is _mechanically possible_ with how grotesquely enlarged they’ve made themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Capn\_Carl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Capn\_Carl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capn_Carl)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7216 "2026-05-13T20:31:31Z")
So now you’re saying they thought he had a large penis? Fine, but here’s what you wrote:: “…very noticeably, even through his office clothes, had ginormous balls.” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7217 "2026-05-13T20:39:45Z")
> [@Capn\_Carl](#): > > So now you’re saying they thought he had a large penis? Thank you so much for your new comment. I will give it all the consideration it is due. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7218 "2026-05-14T00:39:13Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > They like that look. > [@Smapti](#): > > I’m not even sure sexual intercourse is _mechanically possible_ with how grotesquely enlarged they’ve made themselves. That’s why I play it safe and just stuff an aluminum foil wrapped cucumber down my shorts each morning. Unless I’m planning on catching a flight that day. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7219 "2026-05-14T00:41:25Z")
And on days you plan to catch a flight you stuff two aluminum foil-wrapped cucumbers down your shorts? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7220 "2026-05-14T00:43:22Z")
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