# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8061 "2026-08-06T12:02:31Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> unless it was a ghoul dressed as the grim reaper,

That was what the writer was saying - that the man was a (metaphorical) ghoul, reveling in people’s death.

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**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8062 "2026-08-06T14:29:03Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> That was what the writer was saying - that the man was a (metaphorical) ghoul, reveling in people’s death.

What’s the charge, being a ghoul? A succulent Welsh ghoul?

This is necromancy manifest.

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**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8063 "2026-08-06T14:32:24Z")

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But why is it important that he’s a _Welsh_ ghoul?

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8064 "2026-08-06T14:37:49Z")

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Welsh ghouls are the worst…

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8065 "2026-08-06T14:38:34Z")

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I believe the proper spelling is “ghwl”.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8066 "2026-08-06T14:41:21Z")

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> [@Stanislaus](#):
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> This is necromancy manifest.

You call it necromancy. I call it raising a family.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8067 "2026-08-06T14:56:06Z")

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You really don’t want a ghoul dressed up as the Grim Reaper holding a scythe, standing over you when you wake up in post-op recovery.

Or worse, in pre-op.

“Ydych chi wedi gwneud heddwch â’r Hollalluog?”

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8068 "2026-08-06T15:17:47Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I believe the proper spelling is “ghwl”.

Google Translate says gŵl.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8069 "2026-08-06T18:51:34Z")

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Firefighters trying to battle the wildfires in Spokane keep having to ground their equipment because people keep flying drones into the fire zone.

[https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/wildfire/fire-officials-illegal-drone-flights-spokane-wildfires/281-a0d942ed-263a-4007-b788-106bad263d30](https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/wildfire/fire-officials-illegal-drone-flights-spokane-wildfires/281-a0d942ed-263a-4007-b788-106bad263d30)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8070 "2026-08-06T21:45:55Z")

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> Every single day real life resembles an SNL sketch more and more.

And not one of the good ones.

> [@Ponderoid](#):
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> But why is it important that he’s a _Welsh_ ghoul?

One of my favorite lines in _An American Werewolf in London_ was when David transformed back to human, sans clothing, in Hyde Park and takes care of the situation. Smash cut to a small boy tugging on his mother’s sleeve, “A naked American man stole my balloon,” like there are any number of naked Irishmen about.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8071 "2026-08-06T22:07:08Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> "A Welsh ghoul dressed as the “Grim Reaper” "
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> That’s a terribly worded sentence, unless it was a ghoul dressed as the grim reaper, it should’ve been “A Welsh man dressed as the grim reaper”.

Exactly. _Ghoul_ is a word that works well as a pejorative; as a descriptor of an entity that actually exists, less so.\*

_I’m aware that the term does have an IRL meaning, but I regard that meaning as being more specific._

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8072 "2026-08-06T23:09:00Z")

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> [@Stanislaus](#):
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> A succulent Welsh ghoul?

I think that’s some variation of rarebit.

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**Author:** ![Tride](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tride/32/13907_2.png) [@Tride](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tride)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2026, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8073 "2026-08-07T13:27:41Z")

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This is happening all over. It needs to stop. Examples need to be made and drone disabling technology needs to mature.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8074 "2026-08-08T15:26:28Z")

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This is rich. A published chemistry paper has been retracted after authors were caught using AI to write it without disclosure.

A commenter on the PubPeer website spotted a weird sentence in which the AI substituted “mass killing of an ethnic group” for “final solution”.

“1 ml of the mass killing of an ethnic group”

Gotta proofread, fellas.

> **[PubPeer - Exploring the efficacy of zinc based nanogel for wound heali...](https://pubpeer.com/publications/B9A4ACD51DC24C453DF4F8229C71CE)**
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> There are comments on PubPeer for publication: Exploring the efficacy of zinc based nanogel for wound healing: An in vivo study (2026)

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8075 "2026-08-08T15:42:22Z")

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Hehehe. Tell me you’re a sophisticated version of autocomplete without telling me you’re a sophisticated version of autocomplete.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8076 "2026-08-08T16:06:35Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> A commenter on the PubPeer website spotted a weird sentence in which the AI substituted “mass killing of an ethnic group” for “final solution”.

AI is changing everything!

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8077 "2026-08-08T16:10:44Z")

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That’s sort of how some years back we had a spate of instances of “black” being autocorrected to “African American” no matter the context (or for true stupidity, when ONN autocorrected the name of Tyson Gay to “Tyson Homosexual”).

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8078 "2026-08-08T17:30:22Z")

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Just saw this exchange reposted online:

> " Here’s Telemachus’ mentor. He’s named, uh, Mentor. Bravo Nolan."
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> “That character is the origin of the word.”
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> “It literally came out two days ago.”

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**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8079 "2026-08-08T18:04:04Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> a sophisticated version of autocomplete

a sophisticated _Nazi_ version of autocomplete

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/8080 "2026-08-08T23:13:37Z")

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Link, please, just so we can see this in all its glory

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