# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/981 "2024-04-25T13:42:06Z")
Isn’t Tate the rapist? I find it hard to believe he was motivated by the desire to procreate. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/982 "2024-04-25T14:19:52Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > That’s not a real post, is it? > > It’s just so hard to tell these days The fact that his fan base doesn’t immediately go “wait! Having fun sex with women is now “gay”? This guy’s an idiot. And probably gay. Let’s follow someone else.” makes me sad for humanity. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/983 "2024-04-25T15:13:05Z")
I posted a meme: ‘To be clear: “Sleepy Joe” is criss-crossing the country, while Trump is literally asleep at his own criminal trial.’ My Trump cultist/Conspiracy theorist friend commented: > The real Biden is dead, you know that, right 😉 🙏 🇺🇸 🙏 ---
**Author:** ![SoToasty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sotoasty/32/2803_2.png) [@SoToasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoToasty)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/984 "2024-04-25T15:31:33Z")
You should reply back that it is Trump that is dead. Because no one could be that stupid, so whoever is playing Trump must be an actor. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/985 "2024-04-25T16:02:03Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > That’s not a real post, is it? God help us but Newsweek actually devoted an article to it. I shit you not. > **[Andrew Tate's gay comments slammed: "Satire is dead"](https://www.newsweek.com/andrew-tate-matt-bernstein-gay-satire-babies-1894051)** > > Tate argued that men who enjoyed sex with women were in fact gay. However, one podcaster found the humor in his comments. It’s a real post but apparently it was a flaccid attempt at humor. > Tate himself may have been joking in the post because he replied with a laughing face emoji to one person who had written to him, “The fact some people take posts like this dead ass seriously and clutch pearls over them for days on end is precisely why they’re amusing.” ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/986 "2024-04-25T16:36:27Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > My Trump cultist/Conspiracy theorist friend commented: That’s just what ‘they’ want you to believe > [@Atamasama](#): > > It’s a real post but apparently it was a flaccid attempt at humor. ISWYDT ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/987 "2024-04-25T16:36:49Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > ISWYDT 😉 🍆 ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/988 "2024-04-25T16:43:02Z")
Tell him that Fake Biden is clearly doing an even better job than the real one would have and now you’re only more excited to vote for him. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/989 "2024-04-25T16:58:00Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > That’s just what ‘they’ want you to believe I told her. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/990 "2024-04-25T17:18:19Z")
**Me:** That’s what ‘They’ want you to believe. **Her:** giggle 😃 well, I’m not blind and if you pay real real close attention to the real president, you would KNOW that, too 😃 🇺🇸 🏆 🇺🇸 **Me:** The real president is Joe Biden. He got millions more votes than Trump, and he got more electoral votes than Trump. Trump even admitted he lost. **Her:** you’re not going to make it, John ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/991 "2024-04-25T17:22:40Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > It’s a real post but apparently it was a flaccid attempt at humor. > > > Tate himself may have been joking in the post because he replied with a laughing face emoji to one person who had written to him, “The fact some people take posts like this dead ass seriously and clutch pearls over them for days on end is precisely why they’re amusing.” So, an unadulterated troll. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/992 "2024-04-25T17:48:55Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > So, an unadulterated troll. No question, and par for the course for that shitstain. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/993 "2024-04-25T18:06:27Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Her:** giggle 😃 well, I’m not blind and if you pay real real close attention to the real president, you would KNOW that, too 😃 🇺🇸 🏆 🇺🇸 None of them are real. “They” control every candidate by replacing them at an early age. They hardly tried disguising the last one we had. The bad spray tan and ridiculous hair are dead giveaways. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/994 "2024-04-25T18:34:36Z")
[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL_sL0SXoAAPI3t?format=png&name=900x900) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL_sL0SXoAAPI3t?format=png&name=900x900) TLDL: Pay attention to **meeeee!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/995 "2024-04-25T18:56:31Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > No question, and par for the course for that shitstain And not even a novel one, since “U MAD BRO?” posts are so 2010 (People are “pearl clutching”? More like “pointing and laughing”.) The original “Sex with women is gay” type of post is almost old hat at this point as well, but I’ll admit that some people may not have come across it yet. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/996 "2024-04-25T20:17:55Z")
Some guy decided he and his dog should go on a voyage down the Colorado river on what is essentially three surfboards tied tigether. Their bodies haven’t been found yet. > **[Search ongoing for man who may have taken homemade raft down Colorado River](https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/search-ongoing-for-man-who-may-have-taken-homemade-raft-down-colorado-river/3841142/)** > > A pickup truck belonging to Thomas Robison, of Santa Fe, New Mexico, was found abandoned Sunday. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/997 "2024-04-25T20:33:55Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > TLDL: > > Pay attention to **meeeee!!!** I’m going to go out on a limb and guess he meant it seriously, but realized everybody thought it was fucking ridiculous and backpedaled. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/998 "2024-04-25T20:35:57Z")
It was… a joke! Ya, a joke, that’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/999 "2024-04-25T20:40:05Z")
So, more tired old tropes? “Y’all can’t take a joke” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1000 "2024-04-25T21:35:40Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > the guy said the bullets were in some sort of bag designed specifically to carry ammo. He had used the carry-on while driving to a hunting trip last fall. The special bag might have been tucked into an internal pocket in one of the major sections of the carry-on, and having forgotten it was there he didn’t notice it as he was packing. I know the carry bag I own has at least half a dozen pockets and zipped subsections inside and outside the primary sections. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=51)