# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1001 "2024-04-25T23:15:08Z")
Yeah. I mean, the funniest thing about it was a grown-ass man, who’s supposed to be some kind of avatar of Super Masculinity, calling a penis a “pee pee”. Dude, most guys stopped talking that way when they turned eight or thereabouts. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1002 "2024-04-25T23:21:38Z")
When he’s coming right out and saying that sex with women doesn’t feel good for him, can he even be said to be closeted? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1003 "2024-04-26T00:15:49Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > My Trump cultist/Conspiracy theorist friend commented: > > > The real Biden is dead, you know that, right 😉 🙏 🇺🇸 🙏 That means this new guy can serve two more terms. That’s awesome! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1004 "2024-04-26T03:32:25Z")
Isn’t that Tate guy locked up? I miss the days when we didn’t have to hear from people who are in jail. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1005 "2024-04-26T04:49:34Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Some guy decided he and his dog should go on a voyage down the Colorado river on what is essentially three surfboards tied tigether. Their bodies haven’t been found yet. > > [Search ongoing for man who may have taken homemade raft down Colorado River – NBC10 Philadelphia](https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/search-ongoing-for-man-who-may-have-taken-homemade-raft-down-colorado-river/3841142/) That poor dog! ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1006 "2024-04-26T04:54:01Z")
My thought exactly. Dumbass had a choice. Poor doggy depended on him. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1007 "2024-04-26T14:03:07Z")
A bunch of idiots decided to take some bear cubs out of a tree so they could take pictures. [https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article287934750.html](https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article287934750.html) Due to a technicality in the law, they aren’t being charged with anything. It’s a shame that Mama bear wasn’t around. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1008 "2024-04-26T14:11:54Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Isn’t that Tate guy locked up? I think it’s complicated because both the U.K. and Romania have charges against him. He’s out on bail in both cases at the moment as best I can tell. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1009 "2024-04-26T14:22:47Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > Due to a technicality in the law, they aren’t being charged with anything. Sounds like an opportunity for a state legislator to create a specific “abuse of wildlife” statute. And yeah how stupid must you be to grab bear cubs. “Watch me stream myself getting violently torn apart…” ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1010 "2024-04-26T14:32:42Z")
Oh thanks. I thought he was locked up. I hope he will be locked up and shut up soon. He’s gross and I hope all the men who admire him will see that he is not deserving of their admiration. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1011 "2024-04-26T14:55:58Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > And yeah how stupid must you be to grab bear cubs. I can’t remember if I actually saw video or if I just read about it, but recently there were some safari tourists who stumbled upon some lion cubs, alone while their mother was off hunting. Same idiocy—snuggles and selfies. Both situations, man, what a world of shit they’d have been in if mom came back. They’d have regretted it for the rest of their short lives. People is stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1012 "2024-04-26T16:48:28Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > thought he was locked up. At one point he was, prior to posting bail, and hopefully soon he’ll be locked up long term. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1013 "2024-04-27T18:20:05Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Tell him that Fake Biden is clearly doing an even better job than the real one would have and now you’re only more excited to vote for him. So Fake Biden can run again in 2028? Cool! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1014 "2024-04-27T18:21:03Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > So Fake Biden can run again in 2028? Hell, as long as they have enough of the original’s DNA to keep pumping out clones, we can have Bidens for centuries. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1015 "2024-04-27T19:24:32Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > we can have Bidens for centuries Biden our time … ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1016 "2024-04-27T19:45:58Z")
I was gonna say something but I’m Biden my tongue, ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2024, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1017 "2024-04-27T22:22:21Z")
A Biden With Me? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1018 "2024-04-28T15:23:42Z")
Is the Dude a Biden now? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1019 "2024-04-29T22:53:05Z")
A Catholic advocacy group created an AI-powered priest chatbot and put it online to offer spiritual advice. It has since been rebranded as a “lay theologian” after it claimed that it could hear confessions and grant absolution, and claimed that it was OK to baptize a baby in Gatorade. > **[Catholic Group Defrocks AI Priest After It Gave Strange Answers](https://futurism.com/catholics-defrock-ai-priest-hallucinations)** > > A Catholic group has defrocked an AI-generated priest chatbot after it stirred controversy among the faithful. ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1020 "2024-04-29T23:09:02Z")
Robot Gatorade baptism is still safer than leaving the kids with a priest [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=52)