# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1861 "2024-07-11T08:58:44Z")
Boy, doesn’t that speak volumes - implies that only White men are competent, all others are never as good. I think we call that a “bigot”. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1862 "2024-07-11T10:42:06Z")
I’m still stunned he used the term _colored_. Wow, that’s some ancient bigotry he’s keeping alive. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1863 "2024-07-11T10:50:36Z")
“Why do you hate American traditions?” /s ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1864 "2024-07-11T11:44:50Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > I think we call that a “bigot”. You say that like it’s a bad thing. The Right _loves_ the idea of bigots in charge. It’s one of their core qualifications to be allowed into politics. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1865 "2024-07-11T14:35:45Z")
I know it’s an infinite resource, but how stupid could this man be? Always assume someone’s watching, and he was putting a lot of trust in the people running the camera. Of course, maybe he’ll become a celebrity now, like the Hawk Tuah girl. > **[Metro Nashville police arrest 'OnlyFans cop' Sean Herman](https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/metro-nashville-police-arrest-onlyfans-cop-sean-herman)** > > Nashville police arrested Sean Herman this morning on two counts of felony official misconduct for taking part in the OnlyFans skit last month. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1866 "2024-07-11T15:01:34Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Always assume someone’s watching, Especially when you, you know, deliberately post the video online for millions of people to watch. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1867 "2024-07-11T15:21:31Z")
> **[Man stopped at customs with 100 live snakes down his pants | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/10/travel/snake-smuggler-trousers-scli-intl/index.html)** > > A man was caught trying to smuggle more than 100 live snakes into mainland China by stuffing them into his pants, according to the country’s customs authority. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1868 "2024-07-11T15:24:46Z")
These two fine, upstanding citizens, decided a restaurant was a good place as any for a margarita enema, involving full nudity. The funny thing is, the restaurant just kicked them out, they called the cops themselves because someone put a video of it on the internet. The police arrested them. > **[Couple Arrested For Funneling Margarita Down Girl's Butt In The Booth Of A...](https://countrychord.com/couple-arrested-for-funneling-margarita-down-girls-butt-in-the-booth-of-a-mexican-restaurant-after-accidentally-calling-the-cops-on-themselves/)** > > Bottoms up. Literally. > The woman (Mary Sweat) can be seen on her hands and knees with her bare a\*\* exposed as Boyett unabashedly attempts to funnel the drink down it. I can’t find the scene right now, but I’m all but positive this method of taking shots was described by the McMurrays in Letterkenny: > In another video, he’s seen with his head below her butt, waterboarding himself with sugar and tequila (and probably fecal matter), as he dumps the pitcher down her rear end. [![](https://external-preview.redd.it/R3vdfiloPb3l2lA83b48Ek53Yoob9Sd3oh1qMlIr2nk.gif?auto=webp&s=5b81bcb020b3b637790149c448d4178cbbbfda6b) ](https://external-preview.redd.it/R3vdfiloPb3l2lA83b48Ek53Yoob9Sd3oh1qMlIr2nk.gif?auto=webp&s=5b81bcb020b3b637790149c448d4178cbbbfda6b) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1869 "2024-07-11T15:41:48Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > These two fine, upstanding citizens, decided a restaurant was a good place as any for a margarita enema, involving full nudity. The funny thing is, the restaurant just kicked them out, they called the cops themselves because someone put a video of it on the internet. The police arrested them. That’s very rude to do in a public restaurant. The proper response is to ask if he brought enough margaritas for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1870 "2024-07-11T16:06:29Z")
That is one fine family-oriented news source, careful to obscure words like “a\*\*” and “h\*rny” so that readers with delicate sensitivities will not be offended by those naughty words. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1871 "2024-07-11T16:23:01Z")
As always xkcd is on-point: > **[Anatomy Text](https://xkcd.com/631/)** > > For many of the anatomy pictures on Wikipedia, I think this is actually not far from reality. They only look all formal and professional due to careful cropping. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1872 "2024-07-11T16:50:08Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > These two fine, upstanding citizens, decided a restaurant was a good place as any for a margarita enema, involving full nudity. The funny thing is, the restaurant just kicked them out, they called the cops themselves because someone put a video of it on the internet. The police arrested them. " Blow it out yer ass, Coppers…!" " You first…!" ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1873 "2024-07-11T17:15:08Z")
100 snakes? Add a couple of ferrets and you are playing on Epic level of difficulty. > **[The King of the Ferret Leggers](https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/king-ferret-leggers/?scope=anon)** > > What kind of person sticks a ferret down his pants for more than five consecutive hours? Our writer tried to find out. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1874 "2024-07-11T17:43:39Z")
It all started when they read the margarita salt container, and their imaginations took over. [![](https://unclepepsmix.com/cdn/shop/products/salt-rimmer-ecommerce_720x.jpg?v=1619291197) ](https://unclepepsmix.com/cdn/shop/products/salt-rimmer-ecommerce_720x.jpg?v=1619291197) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1875 "2024-07-11T18:36:16Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > The proper response is to ask if he brought enough margaritas for everyone I am _ **NOT** _ accepting “a round for the house” from _ **them** _. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1876 "2024-07-11T18:56:08Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > The proper response is to ask if he brought enough margaritas for everyone. - And straws. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1877 "2024-07-11T19:00:53Z")
I can’t find the video, but I did find the script from Letterkenny. At least I know I didn’t make it up. Mrs McMurray describes a Gin Rim-let, in which she pours the gin “down my backside and through my bum” to her husband who’s laying on the ground under her drinking it. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1878 "2024-07-12T05:50:45Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Add a couple of ferrets and you are playing on Epic level of difficulty. [![](https://y.yarn.co/f0d83efa-5707-4842-a906-fba41006e54c_text.gif) ](https://y.yarn.co/f0d83efa-5707-4842-a906-fba41006e54c_text.gif) [![](https://i.redd.it/heg9mv0f7cz11.gif) ](https://i.redd.it/heg9mv0f7cz11.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1879 "2024-07-12T14:31:30Z")
2 kids set a car on fire. The cops catch them because they came back to watch the car burn. One of them is a ‘person of interest’ in a murder. > **[Car set on fire; Milwaukee owner victimized 2nd time in week](https://www.fox6now.com/news/car-fire-milwaukee-owner-victimized-2nd-time-week)** > > “They watched their destruction as if they were so proud about it." ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/1880 "2024-07-12T18:03:32Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > The scientific journal Medicine has published a study on gout which contains AI-generated diagrams of pure gibberish. > > [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10994428/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10994428/) > > [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GRlju\_DXwAEQgti?format=jpg&name=medium](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GRlju_DXwAEQgti?format=jpg&name=medium) I remember when scientific publication standards were much higher. _I am never forget the day my first book is published Every chapter I stole from somewhere else Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory This book was sensational Pravda, well, Pravda, Pravda said “It stinks” But Izvestia, Izvestia said “It stinks”_ _Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles Changing title to “The Eternal Triangle” With Ingrid Bergman playing part of hypotenuse_ _And who deserves the credit? And who deserves the blame? Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name Hai!_ - “Lobachevsky” - Tom Lehrer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657.md?page=95)