# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

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**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/3816 "2025-02-08T13:05:52Z")

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_Almost_ on-point with @JRDelirious just above …

I’ve told this story before, but one of my Bros was a criminal justice major. Went on to be a pilot, not a cop; his major was chosen to be easy, not to be useful.

He did a summer internship with the county prosecutor’s office covering the middle-sized city that held the university. After his stint there I asked him what he learned. With a rueful sigh he said: “Statistically speaking, incest is normal human behavior.”

Traditional small town values FTW!!!

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