# Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657 "2024-01-05T16:15:07Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread-part-2/995657/7989 "2026-07-30T16:21:03Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > > [@PastTense](#):
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> > > Remember he is a klutz
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> > That’s unfair. Who among us hasn’t slipped and landed on a hiking pole, or broom, or rake, hoe, loose javelin, and rammed it clear through our bodies? I mean, with all these people in the world, and all these sharp sticks, it must happen…hundreds of times a day. Right? -
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> You have to give him credit for creating a new orifice rather than using an existing one.  
> 😬

That’s _two_ new orifices. (_Not_ cross-posting with the [how many holes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-may-holes-are-in-this-shirt/1032004) thread.)

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