# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/181 "2016-06-07T01:51:32Z")
[Speak of the devil, then](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795035)… Another {vague stream of consciousness blather} “so what do you think about it?” thread, with (probably) no follow-up, like just about all the others. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/182 "2016-06-07T02:41:09Z")
He did return to one thread, and his response was more incomprehensible than his OP (I linked to it above). So be careful about encouraging him to reply. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/183 "2016-06-07T14:14:11Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795088](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795088) Gotta be a troll, is it really possible to be that oblivious to reality? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/184 "2016-06-07T14:18:36Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795088](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795088) > > Gotta be a troll, is it really possible to be that oblivious to reality? It’s **boffking** , so yes. ETA: And he returned to his thread. A rare “treat”. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/185 "2016-06-07T14:40:50Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > ETA: And he returned to his thread. A rare “treat”. Of course he completely ignored the only other post in the thread so it’s barely returning, just post banal drip from the OP. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/186 "2016-06-07T16:46:38Z")
They’re popping up [left and right](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19386922&postcount=4) these days. Never heard of that fellow before. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/187 "2016-06-07T19:09:17Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > [Speak of the devil, then](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795035)… > > Another {vague stream of consciousness blather} “so what do you think about it?” thread, with (probably) no follow-up, like just about all the others. Long game or crack in the old psychic veneer? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/188 "2016-06-08T23:01:17Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > They’re popping up [left and right](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19386922&postcount=4) these days. Never heard of that fellow before. I think I called him early on. I’m glad you now see the wisdom of my wisdom. Other pings on the radar this week: **Lance Strongarm** for his forcible anal penetration is not sexual assault [thread=795050]thread[/thread]. **CCitizen** for jumping into yet more threads with his strange fixation about Liberals ending the First Amendment and how men can’t use the First Amendment, but women can, yada, yada. I really go back and forth on the honesty of his beliefs. Internally, does he believe what he says? This week I’m too irritated to care. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/189 "2016-06-09T01:38:50Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > I think I called him early on. I’m glad you now see the wisdom of my wisdom. > > Other pings on the radar this week: > > **Lance Strongarm** for his forcible anal penetration is not sexual assault [thread=795050]thread[/thread]. > > **CCitizen** for jumping into yet more threads with his strange fixation about Liberals ending the First Amendment and how men can’t use the First Amendment, but women can, yada, yada. I really go back and forth on the honesty of his beliefs. Internally, does he believe what he says? This week I’m too irritated to care. I thought Lance was just dumb for a long while. But, yes, the “just asking questions about anal rape” thread definitely hits the trolldar. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/190 "2016-06-09T01:42:50Z")
Then there’s the odd case of **Shockaholics** , who seems to randomly bump threads with [nonsensical posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19391124#post19391124). Take a look at his posting history - it’s just a series of bumped threads. The linked post above is evidently referring to [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19136106). If you believe him, he’s a 13-year old with Aspergers. He certainly has…something. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/191 "2016-06-09T02:00:23Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > I think I called him early on. I’m glad you now see the wisdom of my wisdom. > > Other pings on the radar this week: > > **Lance Strongarm** for his forcible anal penetration is not sexual assault [thread=795050]thread[/thread]. Sure seems incomprehensible, but that thread is spilling over on the 2nd page-- has anyone even asked for a link to the story he’s talking about? That’s the thing I don’t get about this place. How many people are willing to pontificate about something based on “I heard this story…” or “I got this from someone on Facebook” without seeing the source. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/192 "2016-06-09T02:04:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Sure seems incomprehensible, but that thread is spilling over on the 2nd page-- has anyone even asked for a link to the story he’s talking about? That’s the thing I don’t get about this place. How many people are willing to pontificate about something based on “I heard this story…” or “I got this from someone on Facebook” **without seeing the source.** Maybe they’re afraid. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/193 "2016-06-10T05:34:19Z")
**Shitheadking** is [mad as hell](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795297) and he is not going to take it anymore! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/194 "2016-06-12T15:22:53Z")
Admittedly a rookie, but I see a certain potential for greatness from **Pearl Clutching Provacateur**. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19399064&postcount=1172](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19399064&postcount=1172) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/195 "2016-06-12T17:45:49Z")
I’ve noticed her before. I’m still trying to parse that sentence… > [@Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/1172): > > How is Google going to hide the Islamic terror attack in Orlando to protect Hillary’s presidential bid? A whole page and not one mention of how this is going to affect the election. Obama has made us vulnerable. He has blood on his hands. We were safe under Bush. Let’s see: Google is going to protect Hillary by hiding news of the attack, because no one gets their news anywhere else. Let alone the rest of that. Yes, potential indeed. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/196 "2016-06-12T17:56:15Z")
Things often go sour after they turn professional. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/197 "2016-06-12T17:57:55Z")
Or electric. She was a lot better when she stuck to acoustic. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/198 "2016-06-12T19:57:08Z")
They never learn! Look how it totally ruined Bob Dylan’s career! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/199 "2016-06-13T04:59:25Z")
So what’s Bob been up to? Still making music? (I gave up on him after Newport. I mean, electric guitars are for twangy surf music, not folk.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/200 "2016-06-13T18:07:42Z")
I’ve spotted another rookie with potential. He’s mad, he’s bad, he’s **Giraffes Can’t Dance**! A sampling: > [@Not angry at all.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-angry-at-all/757215/65): > > Of course you don’t need a gun. You reside in some safe, lily-white domain, detached from the realities of danger. You’re also an ignoramus of a leftist, too sanctimonious to absorb the meaning of the 2nd amendment. > > As for me: > > I’m a libertarian who’s never owned a gun, nor even held one. I’m from a violent area in Chicago, where the strictest of gun laws have failed to stall the violence. All said laws do is make it hard for the good guys–many of whom are minorities being held hostage in their own neighborhoods–from obtaining guns. And I’ve got a big dick. > > Now get back to your lily-white existence! I think he could go all. the. way. Off the Board, I mean. He’s really ranting hard straight out of the gate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=11)