# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1981 "2017-06-07T18:36:51Z")
Nobody likes dingleberry jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1982 "2017-06-07T18:40:39Z")
We’ll just stock up on some snozzberry jam to share with them when they come back. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1983 "2017-06-07T18:41:37Z")
My favorite pies are blueberry and rhubarb, and my least favorite is blueberry-rhubarb. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1984 "2017-06-07T18:56:29Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I interrupt this fruit consumption subthread to announce a new join with classic trolling skillz. Presents himself as both [a raving Islamophobe](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20258683&postcount=5) and a [climate change denier](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20258623&postcount=136), although I guess that’s a pretty common combo among both trolls and the authentically stupid. Offers a note of optimism, though – says that by 2100 the combustible engine for cars will be gone. Presumably it will have combusted. Meanwhile the mayor of London, being a Muslim, will continue to commit Muslim acts of terror, and preside in “Shira” courts. And that’s all as it should be, I suppose. > > Your commendable good taste is duly noted. But if you come to Canada you can be introduced to the delights of the [butter tart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tart) and its close relatives, the pecan tart, pecan pie, and the sugar pie (the latter mostly in Quebec). I think this wunderkind has been previously noted, but this is indeed a worthy entry. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1985 "2017-06-07T19:08:46Z")
Every time a troll shit-bombs a thread it devolves into recipes. This already irritates me because I can’t cook for shit, but then we get a thread specifically designed to take these trolls to task and when one shows up in it … more fucking recipes. This is why we can’t have nice things. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1986 "2017-06-07T20:07:22Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Every time a troll shit-bombs a thread it devolves into recipes. This already irritates me because I can’t cook for shit, but then we get a thread specifically designed to take these trolls to task and when one shows up in it … more fucking recipes. > > This is why we can’t have nice things. Indeed. I know what the recipe thing means and its pretty fucking stupid to start that inane shit in a thread like this. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1987 "2017-06-07T20:12:07Z")
Hey, we got ourselves [another one here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20258631&postcount=1). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1988 "2017-06-07T20:19:18Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Indeed. I know what the recipe thing means and its pretty fucking stupid to start that inane shit in a thread like this. Ahem. The trolls joined the thread. We changed the topic until we had new things to discuss. Like **Silver Lining**. That’s some Grade A bridge dwelling. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1989 "2017-06-07T20:31:02Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Every time a troll shit-bombs a thread it devolves into recipes. This already irritates me because I can’t cook for shit, but then we get a thread specifically designed to take these trolls to task and when one shows up in it … more fucking recipes. > > This is why we can’t have nice things. All right people, the peasants are revolting. Ixnay on the erries-chay. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1990 "2017-06-07T20:36:36Z")
I’m not \*that \*revolting. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1991 "2017-06-07T20:37:38Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I’m not \*that \*revolting. But do you have a pitchfork? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1992 "2017-06-07T20:43:11Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Indeed. I know what the recipe thing means and its pretty fucking stupid to start that inane shit in a thread like this. The troll joined the thread, and the recipes seem to have driven them off. Seems like it worked as intended. Now we can get back to discussing trolls. My issue is merely that the ones I want to report are already in here. No point in bringing them up and giving them more recognition. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1993 "2017-06-07T21:27:05Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Every time a troll shit-bombs a thread it devolves into recipes. This already irritates me because I can’t cook for shit, but then we get a thread specifically designed to take these trolls to task and when one shows up in it … more fucking recipes. > > This is why we can’t have nice things. > [@bucketybuck](#): > > Indeed. I know what the recipe thing means and its pretty fucking stupid to start that inane shit in a thread like this. At least everyone quit talking about Melatonin. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1994 "2017-06-07T21:38:36Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > At least everyone quit talking about Melatonin. I’m glad, too. It was putting me to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1995 "2017-06-07T21:41:12Z")
This one didn’t last long. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57) One and done. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1996 "2017-06-07T21:43:31Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > All right people, the peasants are revolting. Ixnay on the erries-chay. When come back bring pie? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1997 "2017-06-07T22:06:13Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > This one didn’t last long. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57) > > One and done. He became a paid memeber just to be a dick for 1 post. Does he get his money back? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1998 "2017-06-07T22:16:25Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Every time a troll shit-bombs a thread it devolves into recipes. This already irritates me because I can’t cook for shit, but then we get a thread specifically designed to take these trolls to task and when one shows up in it … more fucking recipes. > > This is why we can’t have nice things. It’s like the trolls won. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1999 "2017-06-07T22:38:46Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > I’m glad, too. It was putting me to sleep. Sleep now, O sleep now, O you unquiet heart! A voice crying “Sleep now” Is heard in my heart. The voice of the winter Is heard at the door. O sleep, for the winter Is crying “Sleep no more.” My kiss will give peace now And quiet to your heart – - Sleep on in peace now, O you unquiet heart! ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2000 "2017-06-07T23:13:57Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > He became a paid memeber just to be a dick for 1 post. Does he get his money back? Are you sure - did you see him actually listed as a Member? Note that once someone is banned, it shows their location and post count even if they died a Guest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=101)