# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2001 "2017-06-07T23:48:16Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > It’s like the trolls won. I’ve always thought you were a troll **octoputz**. My trolldar goes off the scale when you litter in the forums. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2002 "2017-06-07T23:52:15Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Are you sure - did you see him actually listed as a Member? Note that once someone is banned, it shows their location and post count even if they died a Guest. Hmmm…I guess I did not realize that. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2003 "2017-06-07T23:53:58Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’ve always thought you were a troll **octoputz**. My trolldar goes off the scale when you litter in the forums. Perhaps it’s because you are delusional. And you probably don’t know what “troll” means. Note: it doesn’t mean having a different opinion, regardless of what the dumbasses on this forum think. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2004 "2017-06-07T23:57:18Z")
But you present yourself so well! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2005 "2017-06-07T23:58:01Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > This one didn’t last long. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57) > > One and done. There’s no tolerance for flagrant racism here. I wish there were as little tolerance for “dudes” posting endless idiotic questions through their Mom’s computer, or alleged dickless Irishmen afflicted with strange perversions. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2006 "2017-06-07T23:58:35Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Perhaps it’s because you are delusional. And you probably don’t know what “troll” means. Note: it doesn’t mean having a different opinion, regardless of what the dumbasses on this forum think. He was trolling for Russia in the Cali independence thread. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2007 "2017-06-08T00:01:33Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Perhaps it’s because you are delusional. And you probably don’t know what “troll” means. Note: it doesn’t mean having a different opinion, regardless of what the dumbasses on this forum think. Does your denial keep you up at night, or is it just too cold under that lonely bridge? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2008 "2017-06-08T00:08:24Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Does your denial keep you up at night, or is it just too cold under that lonely bridge? You actually were trolling in the California thread, I don’t see why you are projecting your behavior on others. Maybe the UN charter will back you up. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2009 "2017-06-08T00:09:50Z")
_ **Troll fight!!** _ _grabs popcorn_ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2010 "2017-06-08T00:18:01Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > You actually were trolling in the California thread, I don’t see why you are projecting your behavior on others. Maybe the UN charter will back you up. I think I’ve done it! I’ve found one of the board’s dingleberries and he’s gonna start trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2011 "2017-06-08T00:22:45Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Perhaps it’s because you are delusional. And you probably don’t know what “troll” means. Note: it doesn’t mean having a different opinion, regardless of what the dumbasses on this forum think. But when you have only dumbass opinions, you’re likely to be taken for a troll. Hence. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2012 "2017-06-08T00:32:57Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > There’s no tolerance for flagrant racism here. I wish there were as little tolerance for “dudes” posting endless idiotic questions through their Mom’s computer, or alleged dickless Irishmen afflicted with strange perversions. “alleged dickless Irishmen” My favorite 80s punk band. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2013 "2017-06-08T00:37:58Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > “alleged dickless Irishmen” > My favorite 80s punk band. The Irish Curse strikes again!! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2014 "2017-06-08T01:30:10Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > This one didn’t last long. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20260197&postcount=57) > > One and done. Whitman Mayo’s son , banned!? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2015 "2017-06-08T01:39:51Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I think I’ve done it! I’ve found one of the board’s dingleberries and he’s gonna start trolling. > [@Emiliana](#): > > But when you have only dumbass opinions, you’re likely to be taken for a troll. Hence. And when you post retarded posts you’ll be taken as a retard. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2016 "2017-06-08T01:43:37Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > And when you post retarded posts you’ll be taken as a retard. Snappy. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2017 "2017-06-08T02:00:02Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > _ **Troll fight!!** _ > > _grabs popcorn_ > [@octopus](#): > > And when you post retarded posts you’ll be taken as a retard. “And a swing and a miss for **octopus**! Let’s see if he can rebound and get an upper hand.” **says breathless announcer** ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2018 "2017-06-08T02:01:24Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > “And a swing and a miss for **octopus**! Let’s see if he can rebound and get an upper hand.” **says a breathless announcer** Ah man. I’m not very good at pitting. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2019 "2017-06-08T02:04:45Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > And when you post retarded posts you’ll be taken as a retard. Or a troll, or perhaps, as in your case, both. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2020 "2017-06-08T02:22:27Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > “alleged dickless Irishmen” > My favorite 80s punk band. Actually, the musical group was called The Dickless Irishman and the Scat Fetishists. They thought it had a snappier ring than their old name, The Dickless Irishman and the Pre-Pubescent Castrators. If you look at his thread titles, the band names practically write themselves! (A great band name that’s up for grabs, because they never used it, is “The Benzocaine Condoms”. This came from a wonderful thread of his that, tragically, no one ever replied to.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=102)