# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2101 "2017-06-10T06:01:02Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. Here’s a recipe for creepy Colibri. Boiled beet. Scrounge up some change from the couch, pimp out your wife, or bust out that Snap card and acquire 2-3 beets. Heirloom beets if you can afford them. Boil some water taking care not to burn down the double wide. Insert beet. Cook for 95 minutes until they make a nice gummable mush. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2102 "2017-06-10T06:05:51Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Here’s a recipe for creepy Colibri. Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2103 "2017-06-10T06:18:48Z")
I smell a meltdown coming. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2104 "2017-06-10T06:30:41Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. > [@octopus](#): > > Here’s a recipe for creepy Colibri. > > Boiled beet. > > Scrounge up some change from the couch, pimp out your wife, or bust out that Snap card and acquire 2-3 beets. Heirloom beets if you can afford them. > > Boil some water taking care not to burn down the double wide. > > Insert beet. > > Cook for 95 minutes until they make a nice gummable mush. > > Enjoy. > [@Morgenstern](#): > > I smell a meltdown coming. No. Lol. Just more beets for the creepy stalker. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2105 "2017-06-10T06:33:35Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > No. Lol. Just more beets for the creepy stalker. Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2106 "2017-06-10T06:37:56Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. Got another recipe for you this one will fit your theme. Spam! and eggs. Requires 1 can of spam 2-3 bird eggs. Not fish eggs. Not snake eggs. Not platypus eggs. Bird eggs. Scramble eggs and add diced spam. Cook. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2107 "2017-06-10T06:42:10Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Got another recipe for you this one will fit your theme. Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2108 "2017-06-10T06:48:25Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. Before I run afoul of some obscure board/Pit rule, I will need clarification before I get more recipes for you. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2109 "2017-06-10T07:44:24Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Before I run afoul of some obscure board/Pit rule, I will need clarification before I get more recipes for you. Just butt out of this thread. No one is on your side and you continuing to respond to Colibri’s blatant baiting just makes you seem like a sensitive snowflake. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2110 "2017-06-10T07:47:05Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Just butt out of this thread. No one is on your side and you continuing to respond to Colibri’s blatant baiting just makes you seem like a sensitive snowflake. Blatant baiting? So that creepy old stalker is trolling? And who are you to tell another poster where they can post? Are you a mod on this forum? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2111 "2017-06-10T08:20:10Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Blatant baiting? So that creepy old stalker is trolling? > > And who are you to tell another poster where they can post? Are you a mod on this forum? Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2112 "2017-06-10T09:32:37Z")
I don’t know if I’d call it trolling but \*\*Okrahoma \*\*is doing yeoman’s work in the [“Comey is a Leaker”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828197) thread, his main thrust being fuck obstruction of justice or collusion with the Russians, the real crime that needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law is the one that covers stealing stationery from work. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2113 "2017-06-10T10:23:02Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I don’t know if I’d call it trolling but \*\*Okrahoma \*\*is doing yeoman’s work in the [“Comey is a Leaker”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828197) thread, his main thrust being fuck obstruction of justice or collusion with the Russians, the real crime that needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law is the one that covers stealing stationery from work. The **Okra** ’s interests are many and varied, yet there is perhaps a detectable common theme. [Over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828250), for instance, he posts a question in GQ that reveals his deep interest in linguistics. He wants to know which is grammatically correct, a statement such as “a Democrat-linked group is accused of being dirty rotten crooks submitting fake or fraudulent voter registrations”, or should it be “a **Democratic** -linked group is accused of being dirty rotten crooks submitting fake or fraudulent voter registrations”. As one who appreciates the careful use of language, I think it’s a good question. Sadly, we’ll never know the answer because the thread was locked for some reason, almost as if the **Okra** was thought to be trolling or something. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2114 "2017-06-10T11:00:34Z")
**dude robert** wants to know where he can find “factual and informative” information about various stuff, and shit. > [@Good sources for information on topics?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sources-for-information-on-topics/788581/1): > > So what are some very good sources for factual and informative information on certain subjects? I enjoy reading detailed accounts on subjects, both from a personalized view, and an “instruction manual” formal type. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828263](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828263) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2115 "2017-06-10T11:21:07Z")
At least he’s asking for informative information – it’s the best kind. Bonus if it’s also factual. I think he’ll find a lot of informative information right there in his Mom’s computer. He should check out her emails, and it automatically logs in to her private Facebook page. Really, it’s a case of _ **too much** _ informative information! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2116 "2017-06-10T11:26:51Z")
There’s too much fake information being leaked around. It’s a yuge problem. Sad! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2117 "2017-06-10T12:25:37Z")
[QUOTE=octopus] Blatant baiting? So that creepy old stalker is trolling? And who are you to tell another poster where they can post? Are you a mod on this forum? [/QUOTE] OK, don’t eat shit then, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2118 "2017-06-10T12:30:02Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I don’t know if I’d call it trolling but \*\*Okrahoma \*\*is doing yeoman’s work in the [“Comey is a Leaker”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828197) thread, his main thrust being fuck obstruction of justice or collusion with the Russians, the real crime that needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law is the one that covers stealing stationery from work. Damn straight. Worse yet, Comey used government ink on that stolen stationary. :eek::eek::eek: Lock him up! ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2119 "2017-06-10T12:32:22Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Blatant baiting? So that creepy old stalker is trolling? Like a lot of people here, Colibri thinks you’re a piece of shit. The exact motivation for informing you of this over and over again can’t be deduced from the posts, but it’s rather obvious that it is, at least in part, because you’re so dumb you think replying reflects more badly on him than on you. > [@](#): > > And who are you to tell another poster where they can post? Are you a mod on this forum? I hope you didn’t pay for those rhetorical questions. They’re really dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2120 "2017-06-10T12:33:04Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **dude robert** wants to know where he can find “factual and informative” information about various stuff, and shit. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828263](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828263) Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card. –Arthur the Aardvark [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=107)