# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2121 "2017-06-10T12:37:46Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Having fun > isn’t hard > when you’ve got > a library card. > > –Arthur the Aardvark Any relation to Ethel? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2122 "2017-06-10T12:41:22Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > –Arthur the Aardvark [Which one?](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jEp5OsWgLZ4/T4JibkICD8I/AAAAAAAAGF0/ERzCnP-kAno/s1600/Arthur%2BEvolution.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2123 "2017-06-10T12:42:13Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Any relation to Ethel? Nope, [different target audience](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_(TV_series))! I still have that little ditty in my head after watching that show with my kids some twenty years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2124 "2017-06-10T12:43:25Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Which one?](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jEp5OsWgLZ4/T4JibkICD8I/AAAAAAAAGF0/ERzCnP-kAno/s1600/Arthur%2BEvolution.jpg) Did they make him cuter for the TV show? We had both older and newer books, so all of them look familiar. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2125 "2017-06-10T12:50:45Z")
Is Arthur related to the [Laarge Daark Aardvark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-L9bI7mZFI)? ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2126 "2017-06-10T12:55:43Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Is Arthur related to the [Laarge Daark Aardvark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-L9bI7mZFI)? Arthur did not live in a zoo. Arthur lived in a house with his family, and went to school and to the library (knowing where the informative information is kept). I had no idea that people knew so many aardvarks. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2127 "2017-06-10T13:14:30Z")
My favorite was the Ant and the Aardvark from the Pink Panther show. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2128 "2017-06-10T16:34:29Z")
[LOL troll is LOLing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20267900#post20267900). Hard to imagine that he’ll last long–ah, closed as I was checking the link! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2129 "2017-06-10T16:43:49Z")
[That putz can’t help being an asshole.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20267886&postcount=14) Yeah, he’s not gonna last. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2130 "2017-06-10T16:51:51Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > OK, don’t eat shit then, asshole. > [@naita](#): > > Like a lot of people here, Colibri thinks you’re a piece of shit. The exact motivation for informing you of this over and over again can’t be deduced from the posts, but it’s rather obvious that it is, at least in part, because you’re so dumb you think replying reflects more badly on him than on you. > > I hope you didn’t pay for those rhetorical questions. They’re really dumb. Bunch of retarded potty mouths! ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2131 "2017-06-10T17:03:01Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > [LOL troll is LOLing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20267900#post20267900). > > Hard to imagine that he’ll last long–ah, closed as I was checking the link! He re-posted, as recommended, in the Pit (no, I’m not going to link to it). And the usual suspects just can’t resist engaging with him there. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2132 "2017-06-10T17:03:03Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Bunch of retarded potty mouths! Have an aardvark. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2133 "2017-06-10T17:04:07Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > He re-posted, as recommended, in the Pit (no, I’m not going to link to it). And the usual suspects just can’t resist engaging with him there. \ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2134 "2017-06-10T17:27:37Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Bunch of retarded potty mouths! I think the perfect retaliation would be to eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2135 "2017-06-10T17:49:49Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think the perfect retaliation would be to eat shit, asshole. That would mean he would have to then [shit out of his mouth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxtbMu1EmiI) Right? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2136 "2017-06-10T17:56:09Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > That would mean he would have to then > > [shit out of his mouth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxtbMu1EmiI) > > Right? That’s pretty much what he does all over the board. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2137 "2017-06-10T18:23:38Z")
**Lickety Split** has been banned, and his Pit thread and his threadshit in the Adam West thread have been cornfielded. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2138 "2017-06-10T18:39:10Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Lickety Split** has been banned, and his Pit thread and his threadshit in the Adam West thread have been cornfielded. 😃 I like that he picked a username that foreshadowed the speed of his banning. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2139 "2017-06-10T18:39:24Z")
This makes me wonder–think that there are trolls that are good enough at modifying their writing style and pet subjects that they can long-term keep multiple accounts without being noticed? On a forum dedicated to ebooks and ebook readers there was once this evangelist for ebooks being a Very Bad Thing that showed up. His behavior as a single account was clueless enough, but then he started opening obvious socks to agree with himself. I made it a minor hobby to report them and get them banned. I remember one thread alone with only around 30 posts where he was FOUR of the posters under different names–but he wasn’t intelligent or self-aware enough to not leave behind clear signs to his identity. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2140 "2017-06-10T18:59:29Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Bunch of retarded potty mouths! Anyone who uses the term “potty mouth” in the Pit doesn’t belong here. And you can eat shit, asshole. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=106) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=108)