# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2141 "2017-06-10T19:51:18Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> **Lickety Split** has been banned, and his Pit thread and his threadshit in the Adam West thread have been cornfielded. 😃

Yet some people still deny the existence of a benevolent Message Board God.

1 down, 1 to go.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2142 "2017-06-10T20:25:12Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> **Lickety Split** has been banned, and his Pit thread and his threadshit in the Adam West thread have been cornfielded. 😃

"LOL! Cheers, mate. "

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2143 "2017-06-10T21:26:32Z")

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I agree **otopus** is an ass, but to keep responding to his posts with: “Eat shit asshole” over and over again, seems rather childish.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2144 "2017-06-10T21:31:25Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I agree **otopus** is an ass, but to keep responding to his posts with: “Eat shit asshole” over and over again, seems rather childish.

Eat shit, asshole.😃

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2145 "2017-06-10T21:35:50Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Eat shit, asshole.😃

lol.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2146 "2017-06-10T22:12:51Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I agree **otopus** is an ass, but to keep responding to his posts with: “Eat shit asshole” over and over again, seems rather childish.

I see it as more of a statement that he’s not worth any more of a response than that.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2147 "2017-06-10T23:38:24Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Bunch of retarded potty mouths!

Geez, I helpfully suggest that you not eat shit and that’s the thanks I get.

Asshole.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2148 "2017-06-11T01:26:34Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I agree **otopus** is an ass, but to keep responding to his posts with: “Eat shit asshole” over and over again, seems rather childish.

> [@Colibri](#):
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> Eat shit, asshole.😃

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2149 "2017-06-11T03:05:29Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

[…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBCP3Xn8PZ0)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2150 "2017-06-11T03:47:53Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I agree **otopus** is an ass, but to keep responding to his posts with: “Eat shit asshole” over and over again, seems rather childish.

If everybody responds to him with “eat shit, asshole,” maybe he’ll get the hint that nobody else finds him worth responding to. It’s not really any different from posting recipes, except it’s less work.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2151 "2017-06-11T03:54:33Z")

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Coming soon: was it like to take a leak [in the 1960s?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828345)

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2152 "2017-06-11T04:32:52Z")

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Not a troll.

The guy is in the right place to ask questions about recent history. Where else are you going to find a bunch of 50 and 60 year old computer users.

(beside vintage porn . com)

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2153 "2017-06-11T05:31:59Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> If everybody responds to him with “eat shit, asshole,” maybe he’ll get the hint that nobody else finds him worth responding to. It’s not really any different from posting recipes, except it’s less work.

Why respond to him at all though?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2154 "2017-06-11T05:35:51Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> Why respond to him at all though?

Why not?

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2155 "2017-06-11T05:50:42Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Why not?

It has the same effect plus you get the added benefit of looking like an adult.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2156 "2017-06-11T07:48:20Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> It has the same effect plus you get the added benefit of looking like an adult.

What if I don’t feel childish? Then your opinion makes no difference to me.

Hey, **octopus**! Eat shit, asshole.

**Grrr!** , if you don’t like it, back the fuck out of the thread.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2157 "2017-06-11T08:14:24Z")

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Why would I tell someone to do that which I am convinced they already are doing?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2158 "2017-06-11T13:13:25Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Why would I tell someone to do that which I am convinced they already are doing?

Simple Monty arrives.

> [@cochrane](#):
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> What if I don’t feel childish? Then your opinion makes no difference to me.
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> Hey, **octopus**! Eat shit, asshole.
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> **Grrr!** , if you don’t like it, back the fuck out of the thread.

How original, potty mouth.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2159 "2017-06-11T13:18:40Z")

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**Emiliana** : You’re gonna need a smaller thread.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2160 "2017-06-11T13:29:03Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> How original, potty mouth.

Call him Mr. Dirty Mouth, like [Lincoln Meyer](http://bostonlegal.wikia.com/wiki/Lincoln_Meyer) in Boston Legal.

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