# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2161 "2017-06-11T13:50:10Z")
Well **octoputz** , you’ve done it. I’d say somewhere around 99.9% of the members herein think you’re the main ingredient in asshole casserole. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2162 "2017-06-11T14:02:06Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Simple Monty arrives. > > How original, potty mouth. Consume vast quantities of fecal matter, excretory orifice. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2163 "2017-06-11T14:56:59Z")
[The ultimate threadshitting video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rbsw-gRMzU). ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2164 "2017-06-11T16:42:48Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well **octoputz** , you’ve done it. I’d say somewhere around 99.9% of the members herein think you’re the main ingredient in asshole casserole. Wow. If I got my sense of self worth from the omnibus troll thread in the pit on the straight dope message board I’d be worried. > [@running\_coach](#): > > Consume vast quantities of fecal matter, excretory orifice. Mr. Dirty Mouth. I see you found an essay generator. ---
**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2165 "2017-06-11T16:48:20Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > How original, potty mouth. it is the pit… So you are in the elementary school now to think this is clever as a response? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2166 "2017-06-11T16:53:41Z")
He must be. These are “potty” words. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2167 "2017-06-11T17:13:35Z")
> [@Ramira](#): > > it is the pit… > > So you are in the elementary school now to think this is clever as a response? I’m not very good at pitting. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2168 "2017-06-11T18:12:56Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I’m not very good at pitting. :dubious::rolleyes: Then why the fuck are you remaining here in this thread? I mean, I’m not a particularly skilled figure skater. As a consequence, you’re not likely to find me going to too many Ice Capades open try-outs. Maybe if “pitting” isn’t one of your strengths (by your own admission), you should avoid actively participating in threads like this? Or not. Whatever. Don’t fucking care much, either way… ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2169 "2017-06-11T19:39:52Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Consume vast quantities of fecal matter, excretory orifice. > [@octopus](#): > > Mr. Dirty Mouth. I see you found an essay generator. Maybe he’s just channeling Beldar Conehead. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2170 "2017-06-11T19:45:24Z")
Get a room, people. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2171 "2017-06-11T21:19:48Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > :dubious::rolleyes: > > Then why the fuck are you remaining here in this thread? > > I mean, I’m not a particularly skilled figure skater. As a consequence, you’re not likely to find me going to too many Ice Capades open try-outs. Maybe if “pitting” isn’t one of your strengths (by your own admission), you should avoid actively participating in threads like this? Or not. Whatever. Don’t fucking care much, either way… Working on skills. Sort of like an RPG, got to practice to get my skill points up. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2172 "2017-06-11T21:25:34Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Get a room, people. Like this [one](https://youtu.be/OsCW2N-6MUM?t=7)? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2173 "2017-06-11T22:02:04Z")
The **dude** is [apparently clueless about being pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20270559&postcount=1). Mods, can someone please, please put him out of his misery? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2174 "2017-06-11T22:10:42Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > The **dude** is [apparently clueless about being pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20270559&postcount=1). Mods, can someone please, please put him out of his misery? He needs to have a long chat with Machinaforce. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2175 "2017-06-11T22:15:31Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > He needs to have a long chat with Machinaforce. Ooo! Can we lock them in a room together with nothing but two bottles of LSD laced water? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2176 "2017-06-11T22:27:48Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Working on skills. Sort of like an RPG, got to practice to get my skill points up. Work harder. Efforts to date have been pitiful, at best. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2177 "2017-06-11T23:04:59Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > The **dude** is [apparently clueless about being pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20270559&postcount=1). Mods, can someone please, please put him out of his misery? I’m waiting for his thread: _Can someone give me directions to some places?_ ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2178 "2017-06-11T23:58:58Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m waiting for his thread: _Can someone give me directions to some places?_ Made me laugh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2179 "2017-06-12T02:33:29Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m waiting for his thread: _Can someone give me directions to some places?_ Recommend me some stuff to order from Amazon. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2180 "2017-06-12T04:48:51Z")
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