# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/201 "2016-06-13T18:17:05Z")
> [@](#): > > …And I’ve got a big dick… . Pics, or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/202 "2016-06-13T19:14:59Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > I’ve spotted another rookie with potential. He’s mad, he’s bad, he’s **Giraffes Can’t Dance**! Beat you to it post 141. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/203 "2016-06-14T00:20:57Z")
D’oh! And so did **Baker**. Darnit. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/204 "2016-06-14T01:34:15Z")
Keep movin’, movin’, movin’ Though they’re disaprovin’ Keep them doggies movin’, Rawhide Don’t try to understand 'em Just rope, throw, and brand ‘em Soon we’ll be livin’ high and wide ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/205 "2016-06-14T08:34:43Z")
**Waymore**. In one thread asking about repealing the 2nd amendment and presenting himself as “pro-gun and pro-regulation”, in another taking the stance that any regulation (whether it be of weapons or milk) is an unacceptable curtailing of people’s rights. And in another about exercise where one of the OP’s main points is “different types of exercise are good for different people”, going “squats! squats über alles!” I’d offer him a selection of bridges to choose from, but I’m sure he’s already got a nice one. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/206 "2016-06-15T16:56:45Z")
We need to add **Urbanredneck** to the list. Besides his constant “just asking questions”, [he’s now peddling that stupid anti-VAX movie.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795814) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/207 "2016-06-15T17:30:43Z")
> [@oft\_wears\_hats](#): > > I didn’t realize that the Queen of Menstruation had joined our ranks. She’ll set those spoiled brats straight. The nerve of some people, having debilitating menstrual cramps just to get attention. Oh, I remember that dumb post. What a relief. I was wondering why the hell she thought she knew better than my neurologist about what medications I should be taking for epilepsy. This explains a lot. Anyhow, I thought [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19407101&postcount=9) was pretty transparent, courtesy of one\*\* jtur88\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/208 "2016-06-15T17:44:47Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > We need to add **Urbanredneck** to the list. Besides his constant “just asking questions”, [he’s now peddling that stupid anti-VAX movie.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795814) I believe Urbanredneck isn’t a troll, he’s just very stupid and unable to grasp it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/209 "2016-06-15T17:50:51Z")
> [@naita](#): > > I believe Urbanredneck isn’t a troll, he’s just very stupid and unable to grasp it. I think we’re using a very loose definition of “troll” in this thread, but there’s also a fine line between those two types of posters. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/210 "2016-06-15T19:22:44Z")
Yeah, I came in here just to put Urbanredneck on the list. This is not the first time that Urbanredneck has had people trying to debunk his anti-vaxx propensities. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/211 "2016-06-16T00:53:44Z")
Definitely got a live one [here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795788)🙂 Now that school is out, they are coming to edjucomate us! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/212 "2016-06-16T01:02:11Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Definitely got a live one [here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795788)🙂 > > Now that school is out, they are coming to edjucomate us! Join date:Jan 2016. Maybe he wanted to beat the rush. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/213 "2016-06-16T02:49:41Z")
And [another one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795858)! Though I’m afraid this guy’s sincere… which is sad. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/214 "2016-06-16T03:04:07Z")
> [@digs](#): > > And [another one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795858)! Though I’m afraid this guy’s sincere… which is sad. Ohhh. This might be my new favorite thread. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/215 "2016-06-17T23:34:01Z")
Does anyone know which state the **boffster** lives in? He’s very careful to never mention it in any of his OPs. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/216 "2016-06-17T23:37:29Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Definitely got a live one [here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795788)🙂 > > Now that school is out, they are coming to edjucomate us! This one made my eyes cross trying to read it. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/217 "2016-06-18T01:09:16Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Does anyone know which state the **boffster** lives in? He’s very careful to never mention it in any of his OPs. He lives in or near Portland, ME. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/218 "2016-06-18T03:24:46Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > He lives in or near Portland, ME. Really? How would you ever know that? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/219 "2016-06-18T03:58:59Z")
Psst!I have eyes on him. He’s pacing in front of that frame shop next to Hannaford Pharmacy, now he’s crossing Preble Street and… he’s trying to talk to a jogger on the Back Cove trail. She’s not impressed, backing away. He makes a grab for her arm, annnnd, she’s kicking him in the shin. He’s down. He’s… taking out an iPad and posting something. Clearly in pain, he’s selflessly sharing it with the world. What courage. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/220 "2016-06-18T06:52:30Z")
> [@naita](#): > > I believe Urbanredneck isn’t a troll, he’s just very stupid and unable to grasp it. I’ve never seen anything from him which would indicate enough gray matter to be a troll. Even a stupid one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=12)