# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2181 "2017-06-12T05:04:02Z")
And this random article I read, but I don’t remember where, had a pretty compelling argument stating that most people who die have been breathing a lot of air in the years right before their demise. I just want to make sure i’m doing the right thing. That’s good, right? And I’m a normal person for thinking this way, right? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2182 "2017-06-12T05:52:53Z")
Should I drink water? I heard too much of it can kill you. And that is not a good idea to stick your head in it, either. I also heard that it has acid in it that falls down from the sky. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2183 "2017-06-12T12:11:22Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m waiting for his thread: _Can someone give me directions to some places?_ _I’m interested in stuff. What is some?_ ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2184 "2017-06-12T12:12:13Z")
If he ever starts a thread about tomatoes, [be sure and give him the facts](http://vintage.failed-dam.org/tomato.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2185 "2017-06-12T12:13:11Z")
Should I have my blood drained? I read where mosquitoes can lay eggs in it then come back and give me malaria. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2186 "2017-06-12T13:25:58Z")
Let’s discuss [Benghazi](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828442) again. Some people are asking questions!! ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2187 "2017-06-12T17:10:04Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Let’s discuss [Benghazi](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828442) again. Some people are asking questions!! Can’t get me enough of that Benghazi. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2188 "2017-06-12T17:30:51Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Can’t get me enough of that Benghazi. Can’t get me enough of that Ben Ghai Ointment! I’m still haunted by [those old ads](http://boingboing.net/2011/11/15/ben-gay-ad-featuring-cruel-di.html) that fit in with [some of the creepiest ever](http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-disturbing-old-timey-ads-obviously-created-by-aliens/)! (Scroll down til you see [Shirtless Masochistic Dude…](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/6/3/242563_v2.jpg)) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2189 "2017-06-12T17:54:35Z")
Will sperm banks ever pay interest? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2190 "2017-06-12T18:46:41Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > _I’m interested in stuff. What is some?_ Go see the guy at the place about the thing. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2191 "2017-06-12T20:16:38Z")
[It ain’t just your hair, pard.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828392) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2192 "2017-06-13T01:25:42Z")
Now **dude robert’s** not even making a fucking effort to be coherent. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828517](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828517) Just ban his ass already and be done with it. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2193 "2017-06-13T02:25:30Z")
Well that one is locked, so I suspect the Mods are having a conversation about him. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2194 "2017-06-13T02:30:40Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well that one is locked, so I suspect the Mods are having a conversation about him. Nah, I think they just shut that one down due to lack of coherence. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2195 "2017-06-13T02:42:32Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Nah, I think they just shut that one down due to lack of coherence. Wow, I \*hope \*that was just autocorrect. The subject line (“ **Cats: do you keep drinking your drink if your power did his tail into the cup?** ”) was so jumbled that at first I thought “Ah, so he’s having a cat problem … and a stroke.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2196 "2017-06-13T03:07:48Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well that one is locked, so I suspect the Mods are having a conversation about him. I doubt it. They’ve put up with much worse. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2197 "2017-06-13T03:43:52Z")
He comes across as a teenager gamer who has just discovered weed. Did you see his thread about the dragon? 😃 (I still find him funny.) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2198 "2017-06-13T03:45:52Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He comes across as a teenager gamer who has just discovered weed. Did you see his thread about the dragon? 😃 (I still find him funny.) Or meth. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2199 "2017-06-13T04:07:27Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well that one is locked, so I suspect the Mods are having a conversation about him. > [@Ambivalid](#): > > Nah, I think they just shut that one down due to lack of coherence. Nope. Were just keeping him around to satisfy the snarkers. I kid. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2200 "2017-06-13T04:29:48Z")
from that thread, [QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] **Mod Hat On** Come back and bring coherence. [/QUOTE] “Come back”? Really? They are encouraging him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=111)