# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2201 "2017-06-13T04:54:40Z")
**dude robert** seems harmless, and it’s fairly easy to just ignore his posts, but it definitely appears that he’s now trying to see what he can get away with. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2202 "2017-06-13T05:03:29Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > from that thread, > “Come back”? Really? They are encouraging him? …“with coherence”. They know he can’t do it so they are basically telling him to go away. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dude\_robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8e7dd6/32.png) [@dude\_robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dude_robert)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2203 "2017-06-13T05:37:50Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > **dude robert** seems harmless, and it’s fairly easy to just ignore his posts, but it definitely appears that he’s now trying to see what he can get away with. No, my posts are usually completely genuine, it’s just that auto-correct seemed to take over there for some reason and replace some words. I had to leave soon after I made the post as well, so I couldn’t edit it, either. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2204 "2017-06-13T06:19:58Z")
Owsley Stanley flipped his car six years ago and is no longer with us, so where are you getting whatever it is you are taking? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2205 "2017-06-13T10:52:08Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Wow, I \*hope \*that was just autocorrect. The subject line (“ **Cats: do you keep drinking your drink if your power did his tail into the cup?** ”) was so jumbled that at first I thought “Ah, so he’s having a cat problem … and a stroke.” It isn’t too hard to translate if you take into account how intelligent autocorrect isn’t. I’m sure he meant \*Cats: do you keep drinking your drink if your **pet** **dips** his tail into the cup?\*and \*So, when you have a cup of tea or something on the table and your **pet** puts a tail into it… \* Perfectly plausible autocorrects, but dude does himself no favors by not proofreading it. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2206 "2017-06-13T11:33:00Z")
I have to hand it to Okrahoma, typing his posts here with his lips superglued to an enormous orange ass. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2207 "2017-06-13T11:38:08Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > It isn’t too hard to translate if you take into account how intelligent autocorrect isn’t. I’m sure he meant \*Cats: do you keep drinking your drink if your **pet** **dips** his tail into the cup?\*and \*So, when you have a cup of tea or something on the table and your **pet** puts a tail into it… > \* > Perfectly plausible autocorrects, but dude does himself no favors by not proofreading it. Yeah, preview is your friend when auto incorrect strikes. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2208 "2017-06-13T12:46:37Z")
> [@dude\_robert](#): > > No, my posts are usually completely genuine, it’s just that auto-correct seemed to take over there for some reason and replace some words. I had to leave soon after I made the post as well, so I couldn’t edit it, either. You’re a doctor, right? What kind of medicine do you practice? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2209 "2017-06-13T13:12:44Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You’re a doctor, right? What kind of medicine do you practice? [spit-take] A doctor? “So, before I begin cauterizing this artery just dorsal to the lesser subclavian – more suction posterior, please – I have a few questions… when you see a certificate, are you reminded that it only lasts for as long as you live? Do you worry that you could instantly die at any moment and not even realize it? And do you keep drinking your drink if your power did his tail into the cup?” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2210 "2017-06-13T13:37:30Z")
> [@digs](#): > > [spit-take] A doctor? > > “So, before I begin cauterizing this artery just dorsal to the lesser subclavian – more suction posterior, please – I have a few questions… when you see a certificate, are you reminded that it only lasts for as long as you live? Do you worry that you could instantly die at any moment and not even realize it? And do you keep drinking your drink if your power did his tail into the cup?” I’m sure dude robert will back me up on this. We’ve discussed it at length. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2211 "2017-06-13T13:42:54Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > It isn’t too hard to translate if you take into account how intelligent autocorrect isn’t. I’m sure he meant \*Cats: do you keep drinking your drink if your **pet** **dips** his tail into the cup?\*and \*So, when you have a cup of tea or something on the table and your **pet** puts a tail into it… > \* > Perfectly plausible autocorrects, but dude does himself no favors by not proofreading it. Yeah, that was my take. The dude is capable of gibberish, but that one should have been an easy fix. I can understand, though, if the mods don’t want to create a codependency here, where they end up fixing every thread the guy starts. And I’ll also agree that autocorrect is a bite. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2212 "2017-06-13T13:47:17Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Yeah, that was my take. The dude is capable of gibberish, but that one should have been an easy fix. I can understand, though, if the mods don’t want to create a codependency here, where they end up fixing every thread the guy starts. > > And I’ll also agree that autocorrect is a bite. **JacequelieneDeane55** seems to be at it again with her [preaching](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20274418&postcount=1) to ‘the lost’! :smack::rolleyes::dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2213 "2017-06-13T13:49:32Z")
How meta. fj posted in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2214 "2017-06-13T14:01:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And I’ll also agree that autocorrect is a bite. A favorite I’ve seen recently “in the wild” (meaning not on one of those sites for posting autocorrect mistakes that may or may not be fake) was someone mentioning a couple of short stories that are available on-line, except that what was really posted is that the stories “ate abalone” on-line. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2215 "2017-06-13T14:03:58Z")
> [@dude\_robert](#): > > No, my posts are usually completely genuine, it’s just that auto-correct seemed to take over there for some reason and replace some words. I had to leave soon after I made the post as well, so I couldn’t edit it, either. > [@kayaker](#): > > You’re a doctor, right? What kind of medicine do you practice? [ **No sir…** _Right arm rolls his wheelchair backwards_. **Excuse me.** _Struggles with wayward right arm, ultimately subduing it with a beating from his left._ **Also when… when they go down into the mine everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! Ahhhh!** \*Right arm reflexes into Nazi salute. He pulls it back into his lap and beats it again. Gloved hand attempts to strangle him. \*]([https://youtu.be/JaTR46iU1Do?t=1m45s](https://youtu.be/JaTR46iU1Do?t=1m45s)) ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2216 "2017-06-13T14:09:14Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > **JacequelieneDeane55** seems to be at it again with her [preaching](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20274418&postcount=1) to ‘the lost’! :smack::rolleyes::dubious: > [@Monty](#): > > How meta. fj posted in this thread. That’s awesome! You go femmejean! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2217 "2017-06-13T14:24:19Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You’re a doctor, right? What kind of medicine do you practice? Brain surgeon I think. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2218 "2017-06-13T14:40:23Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > **JacequelieneDeane55** seems to be at it again with her [preaching](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20274418&postcount=1) to ‘the lost’! :smack::rolleyes::dubious: And as soon as that was locked (and the warning that the third time would be the charm) she opened it again in GQ. No point linking to it, it’ll probably be cornfielded. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2219 "2017-06-13T14:50:25Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Brain surgeon I think. ‘Physician, heal yourself’ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2220 "2017-06-13T14:52:07Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > And as soon as that was locked (and the warning that the third time would be the charm) she opened it again in GQ. No point linking to it, it’ll probably be cornfielded. Cornfield it is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=110) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=112)