# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2221 "2017-06-13T14:58:47Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > And as soon as that was locked (and the warning that the third time would be the charm) she opened it again in GQ. No point linking to it, it’ll probably be cornfielded. It’s hard to preach salvation in today’s wicked, heretical world. She’s gone, and Jesus is on his own again. What I don’t understand is why she got a third chance after the second consecutive cut’n’paste effort, ignoring instructions to avoid cut’n’paste after the first one. It was blatant spam. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2222 "2017-06-13T15:01:05Z")
> [@dude\_robert](#): > > No, my posts are usually completely genuine That would be seriously amazing if true! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2223 "2017-06-13T15:08:11Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It’s hard to preach salvation in today’s wicked, heretical world. She’s gone, and Jesus is on his own again. > > What I don’t understand is why she got a third chance after the second consecutive cut’n’paste effort, ignoring instructions to avoid cut’n’paste after the first one. It was blatant spam. Don’t you believe in redemption? 😃 Yeah, giving a spammer more than 2 chances seems well beyond Christian charity standards. Especially for us atheists. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2224 "2017-06-13T15:26:58Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It’s hard to preach salvation in today’s wicked, heretical world. She’s gone, and Jesus is on his own again. > > What I don’t understand is why she got a third chance after the second consecutive cut’n’paste effort, ignoring instructions to avoid cut’n’paste after the first one. It was blatant spam. The mods have a sense of humor. “And on the third stunt, the baninator rose again to judge the troll and the minion.” ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2225 "2017-06-13T16:21:31Z")
I personally don’t see the harm in just making sure the person really is a spammer. It doesn’t cost anything, and it’s simple to deal with when it becomes clear they are a spammer. I’d rather let a borderline spammer have a shot and let 1-5 posts go than erroneously or prematurely ban a person who is a legitimate poster unaccustomed to the rules of the board. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2226 "2017-06-13T17:02:02Z")
You’re a good egg. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2227 "2017-06-13T17:12:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You’re a good egg. A little scrambled, but what the heck! 😉 Better than the hard boiled ones. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2228 "2017-06-13T17:49:41Z")
JacequelueneDeane femmejean :@@: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2229 "2017-06-13T17:57:15Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You’re a good egg. I ham a good egg. (Roberto, in _Down By Law_) ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2230 "2017-06-13T18:33:35Z")
In FJ’s most recent thread he asks somebody to provide extra details about a relative’s legal troubles. So of course the intent of the thread is revealed. It is all for FJ to get material to drool over or whatever this troll does in his freetime. I would officially like to tell FJ to go fuck a cactus (by far my favorite expression from these boards). [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20275233&postcount=10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20275233&postcount=10) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2231 "2017-06-13T18:35:44Z")
I have too much respect for cacti to subject them to such a horror. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2232 "2017-06-13T18:36:48Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > I personally don’t see the harm in just making sure the person really is a spammer. It doesn’t cost anything, and it’s simple to deal with when it becomes clear they are a spammer. I’d rather let a borderline spammer have a shot and let 1-5 posts go than erroneously or prematurely ban a person who is a legitimate poster unaccustomed to the rules of the board. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Gee whiz, **Bone**. You’re just too gosh darn nice! ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2233 "2017-06-13T18:38:54Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > In FJ’s most recent thread he asks somebody to provide extra details about a relative’s legal troubles. So of course the intent of the thread is revealed. It is all for FJ to get material to drool over or whatever this troll does in his freetime. > > I would officially like to tell FJ to go fuck a cactus (by far my favorite expression from these boards). > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20275233&postcount=10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20275233&postcount=10) Are you an idiot or something mate? It’s a thread about anger management and I’m trying to get someone to provide personal experience as to whether it does work or not. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2234 "2017-06-13T18:40:57Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > It’s a thread about anger management and I’m trying to get someone to provide personal experience as to whether it does work or not. By asking someone to be specific about a relative’s legal trouble? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2235 "2017-06-13T19:06:18Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Are you an idiot or something mate? It’s a thread about anger management and I’m trying to get someone to provide personal experience as to whether it does work or not. > > :smack: No, you’re asking someone to post details of their brother’s legal troubles, which has absolutely nothing to do with your stupid OP. It would be bad enough if you had not already established yourself as a fucking troll, a moron, a pervert, and a wannabe voyeur. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2236 "2017-06-13T19:30:58Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Are you an idiot or something mate? It’s a thread about anger management and I’m trying to get someone to provide personal experience as to whether it does work or not. > > :smack: Really? You’re not asking any questions about the anger management classes, you moronic troglodyte. You’re actually pushing posters for personal data. You are a pathetic waste of skin. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2237 "2017-06-13T19:50:28Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Are you an idiot or something mate? It’s a thread about anger management and I’m trying to get someone to provide personal experience as to whether it does work or not. > > :smack: The other answers to you are better than mine, so I’ll just say go fuck a cactus and while you’re at it go get fucked by a cactus sideways. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2238 "2017-06-13T20:03:34Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > The other answers to you are better than mine, so I’ll just say go fuck a cactus and while you’re at it go get fucked by a cactus sideways. Given the character, I bet he also wanks off to that kind of insult… ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2239 "2017-06-13T20:07:45Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Given the character, I bet he also wanks off to that kind of insult… Damn, I’ve walked right into his trap. LOL ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2240 "2017-06-13T20:13:57Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > The other answers to you are better than mine, so I’ll just say go fuck a cactus and while you’re at it go get fucked by a cactus sideways. [tried to come up with a Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote joke, /fail] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=111) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=113)