# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 113
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2241 "2017-06-13T21:53:49Z")
\*\*constanze \*\*wrote an incredible post that was ignored. Pearls before a swine, I guess. ETA: That thread seems pretty IMHO to me. Perhaps skirting the rule of only one active thread allowed on the front page? ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2242 "2017-06-13T22:05:12Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Are you an idiot or something mate? It’s a thread about anger management and I’m trying to get someone to provide personal experience as to whether it does work or not. > > :smack: You see FJ, here’s the thing. You didn’t reply to a _single_ other post. Only the one that would allow you to pry for personal information. That tells me that your post in GD wasn’t a legitimate attempt at debate, it was voyeur bait. Whether that rises to trolling or not isn’t for me to say, that’s for the mods. But do you think we don’t notice that stuff? Your entire posting history has been one huge (creepy in many cases) voyeuristic effort, and you know what I don’t even care. If that’s what makes you happy, other people what to participate and you aren’t breaking the rules, so what? But you should own it. The way you go about it is trollish and creepy. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2243 "2017-06-13T22:28:46Z")
**The dude** strikes again [with another brilliant query](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828594): doesn’t everyone wear – and sleep in – the same clothes for many days at a time? That one is actually quite revealing. Apparently the lad wears bedclothes for days on end, which is consistent with being institutionalized. I assume that such individuals are occasionally led to a recreational area and permitted to use computers under supervision for a limited time, allowed to post gibberish, and then led back by the nice men wearing white coats when the time is up [emphasis mine]: > [@dude\_robert](#): > > No, my posts are usually completely genuine … **I had to leave soon after I made the post** … ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2244 "2017-06-13T22:35:38Z")
He does sound drugged. Plausible. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2245 "2017-06-13T22:38:08Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: > > Gee whiz, **Bone**. You’re just too gosh darn nice! Lordy, but ain’t that the truth! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2246 "2017-06-13T22:47:35Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He does sound drugged. Plausible. Brain damage from past drugging? Also plausible. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2247 "2017-06-13T23:03:04Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > **The dude** strikes again [with another brilliant query](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828594): doesn’t everyone wear – and sleep in – the same clothes for many days at a time? That’s an unfair summation, I think. His question is whether people just wear their normal clothes to bed. And he says he sometimes keeps wearing the same clothing for days. That could easily be weekends or on vacation, when he has nowhere to go. His claim that said clothes are still clean is a little weird, but that’s about it. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2248 "2017-06-13T23:03:54Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [ **No sir…** > _Right arm rolls his wheelchair backwards_. > **Excuse me.** > _Struggles with wayward right arm, ultimately subduing it with a beating from his left._ > > **Also when… when they go down into the mine everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! Ahhhh!** > \*Right arm reflexes into Nazi salute. He pulls it back into his lap and beats it again. Gloved hand attempts to strangle him. \*]([https://youtu.be/JaTR46iU1Do?t=1m45s](https://youtu.be/JaTR46iU1Do?t=1m45s)) Sorry, I think we [already have one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) of those. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2249 "2017-06-13T23:10:49Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > **The dude** strikes again [with another brilliant query](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828594): doesn’t everyone wear – and sleep in – the same clothes for many days at a time? I confess-- I could not resist posting in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2250 "2017-06-13T23:15:36Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I confess-- I could not resist posting in that thread. It’s a funny thread. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2251 "2017-06-13T23:25:14Z")
In case that thread ever devolves to recipes, I think this one would be appropriate: [Minnie’s Chocolate Pie from _The Help_.](http://www.food.com/recipe/minnies-chocolate-pie-from-the-help-462430) But I think they may have left out one ingredient. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2252 "2017-06-13T23:50:16Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I confess-- I could not resist posting in that thread. Sometimes you just gotta play a little. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2253 "2017-06-13T23:54:39Z")
OK, I think we can help **dude robert** narrow down his plaintive request for informative information on all manner of subjects and shit to the following category of informative information that should take first priority: “_Clothing, washing, and general hygiene: is it necessary (or at least desirable)?_”. Turns out, the answer is “yes”, and those of us with any chance of ever being within sight or ten miles downwind of the **dude** pray that he will be motivated to make this informative discovery. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2254 "2017-06-14T00:14:01Z")
[yornmine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20276115&postcount=100) is new troll…or a fresh sock. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2255 "2017-06-14T00:37:38Z")
Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![yornmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e480ec/32.png) [@yornmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yornmine)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2256 "2017-06-14T00:45:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Ugh. Can you even? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2257 "2017-06-14T00:52:59Z")
> [@yornmine](#): > > Can you even? You’re odd. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2258 "2017-06-14T00:57:21Z")
Sock. CJ is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2259 "2017-06-14T00:57:48Z")
I worked in a yorn mine one summer when I was in college. The fumes can cause brain damage, if you aren’t careful. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2260 "2017-06-14T01:03:55Z")
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