# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2261 "2017-06-14T01:23:09Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > [yornmine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20276115&postcount=100) is new troll…or a fresh sock. you know you never truly appreciate fresh socks until you’ve gone a couple weeks without doing laundry. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2262 "2017-06-14T01:24:32Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > you know you never truly appreciate fresh socks until you’ve gone a couple weeks without doing laundry. I appreciate fresh socks, but we only seem to get the stale kind here. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2263 "2017-06-14T02:20:23Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > you know you never truly appreciate fresh socks until you’ve gone a couple weeks without doing laundry. Sadly, something which dude robert might never experience. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2264 "2017-06-14T04:15:01Z")
I’m betting on a short stay for yormine. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2265 "2017-06-14T04:20:21Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I’m betting on a short stay for yormine. Yeah, no one wants him to be ours. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2266 "2017-06-14T06:27:26Z")
> [@yornmine](#): > > Can you even? Familiar…hum…um…Slytherin yes Slytherin. Trumpanzees go in Slytherin. They just can’t stay away can they? Banned by Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2267 "2017-06-14T07:05:51Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > [yornmine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20276115&postcount=100) is new troll…or a fresh sock. You know, back in my day, we had trolls that made a solid effort to sow discord within the community. These young ones are all so lazy these days, it’s like they don’t even try. I’ll bet they don’t even live in their parents’ basement. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2268 "2017-06-14T07:50:00Z")
> [@yornmine](#): > > Can you even? The mere existence of this board really annoys you, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2269 "2017-06-14T12:12:31Z")
> [@yornmine](#): > > Can you even? Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2270 "2017-06-14T15:27:07Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I appreciate fresh socks, but we only seem to get the stale kind here. But…but…this one is \*really \*edgy! Like, sooper edgy!. Just look at all that edge! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2271 "2017-06-14T15:56:55Z")
Do you throw out your cup of tea if you accidentally dip your unwashed underwear into it? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2272 "2017-06-14T15:58:13Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Do you throw out your cup of tea if you accidentally dip your unwashed underwear into it? Why throw it out, when it’s just getting good? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2273 "2017-06-14T16:01:23Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Why throw it out, when it’s just getting good? The tea or the underwear? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2274 "2017-06-14T16:20:01Z")
Perhaps the solution is for **dude** to start reading **fj’s** threads. I always feel like I need a shower after that. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2275 "2017-06-14T17:02:16Z")
> [@yornmine](#): > > Can you even? Yawn. This one’s boring. At least **dude robert** ’s good for some laughs. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2276 "2017-06-14T17:42:38Z")
I wonder what happened with [Mr. Bombastic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14220492)? He looked to be all ready to cut a swathe of stupid, but then quit after only 3 posts. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2277 "2017-06-14T21:27:52Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Yawn. This one’s boring. At least **dude robert** ’s good for some laughs. I doubt this particular shitstain will be around much longer. He’s now starting to pull his shtick outside the Pit. Heh. Pull his shtick. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2278 "2017-06-14T21:48:06Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Yawn. This one’s boring. At least **dude robert** ’s good for some laughs. **dude robert** knows how to assemble hundreds of words together into near-coherent thoughts. This other thing merely tweets, and, so far, has not started any threads. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2279 "2017-06-14T22:05:12Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > [yornmine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20276115&postcount=100) is new troll…or a fresh sock. He’s been here, what, just one day, and already caught a warning for being a jerk. I predict an early exit for him. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20278453&postcount=151](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20278453&postcount=151) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2280 "2017-06-14T22:10:44Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He’s been here, what, just one day, and already caught a warning for being a jerk. I predict an early exit for him. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20278453&postcount=151](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20278453&postcount=151) > [@"March Against Sharia"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-against-sharia/788623/99): > > Warning and suspended. In the “March Against Sharia” thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=113) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=115)