# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2281 "2017-06-14T22:16:30Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He’s been here, what, just one day, and already caught a warning for being a jerk. I predict an early exit for him. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20278453&postcount=151](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20278453&postcount=151) [Already gone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20278643&postcount=166)! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2282 "2017-06-14T22:18:44Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Familiar…hum…um…Slytherin yes Slytherin. Trumpanzees go in Slytherin. > > They just can’t stay away can they? Banned by Friday. **Morgenstern** called it. That has to be the fastest banning ever for someone who is not a spammer. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2283 "2017-06-14T22:32:41Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Morgenstern** called it. That has to be the fastest banning ever for someone who is not a spammer. A member for less than 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2284 "2017-06-14T22:39:45Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > A member for less than 24 hours. I’m sure it’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2285 "2017-06-15T00:29:10Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Morgenstern** called it. That has to be the fastest banning ever for someone who is not a spammer. Nah, we’ve had posters banned for just their username, without ever even posting. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2286 "2017-06-15T00:47:20Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Nah, we’ve had posters banned for just their username, without ever even posting. I’ve known posters that were banned before they even joined!! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2287 "2017-06-15T06:43:51Z")
Yo **Octoputz** … That Trumpanzee **yornmine** was really you wasn’t he? He had the same anti-liberal shtick you peddle, and the same hostility towards the liberal media you defecate all over this board. Plus the same lack of any grasp on reality you have. What’s the chance of there being 2 screwed-in-the-head conservatives with the same pathetic agenda as you had? I’m betting that was your sock. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2288 "2017-06-15T08:25:36Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Yo **Octoputz** … > > That Trumpanzee **yornmine** was really you wasn’t he? He had the same anti-liberal shtick you peddle, and the same hostility towards the liberal media you defecate all over this board. Plus the same lack of any grasp on reality you have. What’s the chance of there being 2 screwed-in-the-head conservatives with the same pathetic agenda as you had? I’m betting that was your sock. Come on, now, **octoprat** still shows glimmers of 37% of a brain. That **yornthing** was indistinguishable from an AS[sup]\*[/sup] bot. \*Arificial Stupidity ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2289 "2017-06-15T08:37:22Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > What’s the chance of there being 2 screwed-in-the-head conservatives with the same pathetic agenda as you had? These days? There are millions of them, all insisting that Trump’s doing just fine. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2290 "2017-06-15T13:01:53Z")
Yeah, I see a lot of them walking down the street & whistling past graveyards… ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2291 "2017-06-16T04:38:55Z")
Might be a new one here. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828787](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828787) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2292 "2017-06-16T04:39:55Z")
Yeah. Reported. Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2293 "2017-06-16T04:59:07Z")
What is the name for a group of trolls? A henge? A troglodyte? Whatever it is, you’ll find it in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2294 "2017-06-16T05:31:43Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What is the name for a group of trolls? A henge? A troglodyte? Whatever it is, you’ll find it in that thread. [It remains indeterminate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38798&page=2) although many favored ‘a felch of trolls’. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2295 "2017-06-16T05:31:43Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What is the name for a group of trolls? A henge? A troglodyte? Whatever it is, you’ll find it in that thread. I didn’t mean to feed him, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2296 "2017-06-16T05:39:24Z")
Not at all. I thought it was pretty funny. New troll, and the top 2 current trolls in the first 10 posts. The discussion is interesting, which is one of the things I like about this place. Then the noob comes back and seems surprised that the thread is discussing whether rape is more safely portrayed in porn or in a longer format. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2297 "2017-06-16T05:43:44Z")
We are a special bunch. ---
**Author:** ![dude\_robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8e7dd6/32.png) [@dude\_robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dude_robert)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2298 "2017-06-16T06:03:41Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Not at all. I thought it was pretty funny. New troll, and the top 2 current trolls in the first 10 posts. > > The discussion is interesting, which is one of the things I like about this place. Then the noob comes back and seems surprised that the thread is discussing whether rape is more safely portrayed in porn or in a longer format. 😛 To be honest, he was probably just asking a question. Maybe he just found this forum from Google and wanted to summon some answer givers right this second, or maybe he was at a school or place where porn sites are blocked. Though he did word his posts strangely with the kind of fake surprise that sometimes trolls make up. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2299 "2017-06-16T06:25:35Z")
Awwww!! Femmejean has a little friend! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2300 "2017-06-16T06:27:26Z")
You’re all right, **dude robert**. When you actually make sense. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=116)