# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 116
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2301 "2017-06-16T07:35:09Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Awwww!! Femmejean has a little friend! lol…I wish. I want people at the least be ‘liberal’, nurturing (not offer tough love), genderliberal, elegantly dressed and not below middle class. Also not get mad at me for expressing honest opinions on sex, rape, violence, racism, suicide, etc which rules out pretty much everyone on this site. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2302 "2017-06-16T10:15:34Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > elegantly dressed and not below middle class. So on top of everthing else, you are a vain, classist snob? > [@](#): > > genderliberal I’m a little old fashoned–can I be a genderwhig? > [@](#): > > Also not get mad at me for expressing honest opinions on sex, rape, violence, racism, suicide, etc which rules out pretty much everyone on this site. The problem is that you are a proponent of rape, violence, racism, and suicide. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2303 "2017-06-16T10:20:00Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828794) post was probably meant sincerely and not as a troll, but uh, um, [yeah](http://imgur.com/zGHQb4O). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2304 "2017-06-16T10:31:22Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > lol…I wish. I want people at the least be ‘liberal’, nurturing (not offer tough love), genderliberal, elegantly dressed and not below middle class. Surely wanting everyone to be middle-class or above is like wanting everyone to be above average? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2305 "2017-06-16T12:43:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The problem is that you are a proponent of rape, violence, racism, and suicide. Ding ding ding ding. It has nothing to do with you being genderfluid, or queer, or however you self-identify. Also, this: [QUOTE=femmejean] OP, do you also have an interest in Law and Order SVU? I enjoy the stories in each episode (no not for masturbation) but for a semi-erotic form of entertainment. [/QUOTE] I know I just went to bat for people to be allowed to fantasize about rape, but WTF. That is a show about sexual trauma. The reason I watched the show is because it takes place in a magical world where victims are taken seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2306 "2017-06-16T12:45:28Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > lol…I wish. I want people at the least be ‘liberal’, nurturing (not offer tough love), genderliberal, elegantly dressed and not below middle class. > [@femmejean](#): > > Shut up you posh scumbag… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2307 "2017-06-16T13:19:07Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > :dubious: Okay okay…this is The BBQ Pit. I was poking fun of you earlier because you seemed to believe that living in Ireland was cheap or not as expensive as I claimed. It’s not. I would rather die a ‘cowards’ death than live here for the next 5 years. God help us if we get these recycled politicans becoming taoiseach. Anyway back to the point you were addressing, I really would like a nurturing, liberal friend who at the least tries to wear something like a pair of old jeans, white t-shirt and sneakers. I’m not asking for perfection as I myself don’t always meet those standards but I TRY. It’s not even that, I’ve discussed some controversial beliefs regarding sexuality, suicide, violence with my former classmates and other young people my age. I just cannot get along with them in an actual friendship. I’ll be respectful and polite but they can go f\*ck themselves if they ever ask me for help. It’s a shame that we could have good looking (facial and grooming wise) male/female friends who are very open minded but instead people settle for the crap of “You can have different lifestyles but that doesn’t hinder a friendship”. I’m sorry but I’ll not lower myself. If I have a choice between forsaking any crappy ‘friendships’ with the majority of people who get angry over things like illegal porn and disapprove suicide for most of my life vs waiting for someone who will be as I’d like them to be then the choice is obvious!! don’t care if I’m called entitled, whiny, spoiled, selfish, cunt, vain, snob asshole, rude, posh…if s at the expense of society then f_ck everything else and f_ck anyone who tries to stop me. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2308 "2017-06-16T13:30:53Z")
Maybe you are just looking in the wrong places–have you tried [www.prettywelldressedrichpeoplewholikerapeandsuicide.com](http://www.prettywelldressedrichpeoplewholikerapeandsuicide.com)? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2309 "2017-06-16T13:32:36Z")
[Why isn’t my cell phone fleshlight [sic] as bright as a camera flash?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828810) **scr4** outdoes himself in the dry humor department (I chuckled): > [@scr4](#): > > But seriously, if a flashlight is so important to you, perhaps you should have chosen a phone with a better flashlight. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2310 "2017-06-16T13:37:20Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > I really would like a nurturing, liberal friend who at the least tries to wear something like a pair of old jeans, white t-shirt and sneakers. Glad to see you’ve come around from the elegant thing. I’m a bit of a slob, myself, actually. Can a wifebeater work instead of the shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2311 "2017-06-16T13:43:09Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > … > > don’t care if I’m called entitled, whiny, spoiled, selfish, cunt, vain, snob asshole, rude, posh…if s at the expense of society then f_ck everything else and f_ck anyone who tries to stop me. I’m going to think about it, but I’m sure we can come up with a far better name for you. Cunt might be against the rules, asshole is already taken (octoputz beat you to it) and the other names just don’t adequately describe you. We need something that takes into account the fact that you have more lose screws than an old Studebaker. Give us a day or two. Maybe Dude\_Uterus. I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2312 "2017-06-16T14:11:40Z")
Wacky wanker? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2313 "2017-06-16T14:30:26Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Wacky wanker? [Wanky](http://www.slang.ie/index.php?county=all&entry=Wanky&letter=W) wacko? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2314 "2017-06-16T15:18:22Z")
FJ, if your rl comrades can’t stand talking to you, and everybody here gets mad when you express your honest opinions about hot button topics, then the problem might be you. You have yet to find anybody that matches your so-called lifestyle, and claim you’ll never lower yourself to fit their standards. Why flounder here? I’m sure there’s plenty of alt-lifestyle forums you can search for and take part in. I’m not willing to research your particular tastes, but a search for “gender queer liberal irish experimental forum” yields [this](http://nonbinary.proboards.com/) and [this](http://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/features/gender-fluidity-break-free-from-being-identified-as-male-or-female-356787.html) and [this](http://www.teni.ie/attachments/a32be799-9d22-4a93-9023-ab914b5bb35e.PDF) for starters. Google is your god. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2315 "2017-06-16T16:18:19Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [Why isn’t my cell phone fleshlight [sic] as bright as a camera flash?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828810) I would be concerned about > [@Why are most cell phone flashlight apps pointless?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-most-cell-phone-flashlight-apps-pointless/789105/1): > > … Because the fleshlight apps are useless … and the worst thing is that they die when you turn the screen of and lick the phone.… **dude** ’s inability to look over what he has wrought. I mean, I look at my words right as they are appearing on the screen and fix most of my tyops before getting to the next word. Is that hard? Also, what does your phone taste like? Is there a FotM app? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2316 "2017-06-16T16:33:27Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I would be concerned about > > **dude** ’s inability to look over what he has wrought. What hath dude wrought? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2317 "2017-06-16T16:47:13Z")
And now, this: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828830](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828830) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2318 "2017-06-16T16:55:05Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > And now, this: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828830](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=828830) Yeah, I was just coming to post that if nobody else had. Is it okay for solders to fuck corpses? (Except not kiddie corpses, because that would be just creepy.) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2319 "2017-06-16T16:59:55Z")
Kinda like the Mỹ Lai Massacre, only with more fucking and less killing. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2320 "2017-06-16T17:06:23Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I mean, I look at my words right as they are appearing on the screen and fix most of my tyops before getting to the next word. Just to clarify, was that a joke, or Guadere’s Law in action? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=115) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=117)