# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 120
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2381 "2017-06-20T22:43:45Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > But the reason it’s so sad is that nobody cares but them. I’m quite sure that 95% of the world’s men don’t give a rat’s ass whether some emotionally stunted man-child thinks they are weak. So it’s this weirdly self referential insult that has no meaning to anyone else. That makes you a floobyrooble! Buuuuurn on you! ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2382 "2017-06-20T23:15:00Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Someone has officially made my ignore list. I’m not wasting time listening to someone who uses the phrase “beta cuck” with a straight face. I’m just worried clicking ignore will become addictive. From the “why did feminism turn men into sissies?” thread. I…I thought the beta cuck comment was a joke. But I looked again and noticed the user name, and now I think it wasn’t a joke? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2383 "2017-06-20T23:16:30Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Aren’t you half black? Why do you hate who you are?? 😉 I think it’s about as likely that he’s half-black as it is that he castrated himself. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2384 "2017-06-20T23:44:33Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > I think it’s about as likely that he’s half-black as it is that he castrated himself. If I cut off my wiener, will it grow back? Need answer fast! ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2385 "2017-06-20T23:49:42Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Every time I see someone using the word “cuck” seriously I find it extremely helpful, in that it tells me that 1) that person is a major asshole and 2) they have a weird, slightly-too-intense viewpoint on masculinity and sexuality that suggests some serious underlying issues. This. ^^ It both tells me that they are an asshole and that trying to debate is a complete waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2386 "2017-06-20T23:54:34Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > I think it’s about as likely that he’s half-black as it is that he castrated himself. Maybe one parent was assed and one parent was a wit? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2387 "2017-06-20T23:57:44Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > If I cut off my wiener, will it grow back? Need answer fast! Huma Abadin tried it and it always comes back. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2388 "2017-06-21T00:46:59Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > From the “why did feminism turn men into sissies?” thread. > > I…I thought the beta cuck comment was a joke. > > But I looked again and noticed the user name, and now I think it wasn’t a joke? I assumed he was serious based on his posting history. [QUOTE=Lemur866] I think it’s about as likely that he’s half-black as it is that he castrated himself. [/QUOTE] I would feel a lot more guilty about publicly deriding \*\*fj’\*\*s posts if I believed he was telling the truth about any of this. I am super liberal about sexuality and gender identity and gender expression and I don’t want any of my posts to be misinterpreted as intolerance for LGBTQ+ anything. It’s… it’s [stuff like this.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20292458&postcount=33) I don’t even think I can logically justify why it bothers me so much, given that I rarely feel the need to judge people for their sexual fantasies, including rape fantasies, but _it’s a fucking show about rape trauma._ The whole. fucking point. Is trauma. If any show can be said to be a ‘‘safe space’’ for rape survivors, it’s that one, because it exists in a magical world where people give a shit if you are victimized. Wishing for the character victims on a show about rape to be more explicitly and titillatingly victimized is just fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2389 "2017-06-21T04:49:57Z")
I would guess that it’s because you can tell he’s not serious. He’s mocking something that is important to you. He’s taking those things that are good, and making them seem horrible. I think it’s similar to how I feel when I see people with foot fetishes being creeps in replies to pics or (more often) videos. Or, worse, the people who are skeevy about it in public. They’re pushing the idea that having a foot fetish is creepy as all get out. But all it means is that we have another body part that we find sexually attractive. And, hell, it’s the most common body part fetish outside the breasts, legs, and butt. People being creepy about atypical sexual desires makes everyone with atypical desires seem creepy. And that fucking sucks. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2390 "2017-06-21T05:07:34Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Huma Abadin tried it and it always comes back. This made me laugh. But I’d say she kept not cutting it all the way off. It’s only recently she cut the dick off entirely (by getting a divorce). ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2391 "2017-06-21T06:58:07Z")
The word is a favorite among the Alt-Right. It is a 100% indicator that this is the kind of person you are dealing with. And I’d bet those people constitute the vast majority of people who watch that particular brand of porn. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2392 "2017-06-21T07:10:18Z")
A troll from 2014 [bumped his own thread 3 years later](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=741552) for some more trolling. Do they keep lists of these threads on big calendars in their mom’s basements or something? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2393 "2017-06-21T10:13:57Z")
Okay, do [femmejene posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20293251&postcount=146) make you start to sympathize with Michelle Carter, or is it just me? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2394 "2017-06-21T11:46:55Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I would guess that it’s because you can tell he’s not serious. He’s mocking something that is important to you. He’s taking those things that are good, and making them seem horrible. > > I think it’s similar to how I feel when I see people with foot fetishes being creeps in replies to pics or (more often) videos. Or, worse, the people who are skeevy about it in public. They’re pushing the idea that having a foot fetish is creepy as all get out. But all it means is that we have another body part that we find sexually attractive. And, hell, it’s the most common body part fetish outside the breasts, legs, and butt. > > People being creepy about atypical sexual desires makes everyone with atypical desires seem creepy. And that fucking sucks. I think you’re right, and that seals it, that he’s a troll. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2395 "2017-06-21T13:29:12Z")
I’ve noticed **Salvor** doing quite a bit of trolling lately. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829114](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829114) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829202](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829202) ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2396 "2017-06-21T13:48:28Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > From the “why did feminism turn men into sissies?” thread. > > I…I thought the beta cuck comment was a joke. > > But I looked again and noticed the user name, and now I think it wasn’t a joke? don’t think i saw that comment. Can someone clarify for me? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2397 "2017-06-21T14:56:36Z")
[This post from **Stringbean**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20289450&postcount=41). I couldn’t tell if that was real or sarcastic so just ignored it. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2398 "2017-06-21T15:17:49Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > [This post from **Stringbean**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20289450&postcount=41). > > I couldn’t tell if that was real or sarcastic so just ignored it. A sound policy for anyone who might be a troll. I wish we followed it more. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2399 "2017-06-21T15:57:34Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > A troll from 2014 [bumped his own thread 3 years later](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=741552) for some more trolling. > > Do they keep lists of these threads on big calendars in their mom’s basements or something? No acknowledgement that it took him three years to come back with a reply. Just an ordinary response to one reply in a rather long thread. Fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2400 "2017-06-21T19:53:05Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > [This post from **Stringbean**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20289450&postcount=41). > > I couldn’t tell if that was real or sarcastic so just ignored it. I tend to think he was using the term ironically. Based on his posting history, he probably sees the alt-right gang as a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies as far as the reactionary asshole game is concerned. This is not to suggest that it wasn’t a good idea to pull the trigger on the ignore list for him. I put him on mine when I noticed him using “LameStream Media” with a straight face. That’s not a baseless accusation, btw. He actually defended the term when called out on it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=119) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=121)